>oldest son is a doctor
>daughter is a math PHD
>youngest son is Chris
What happened?
Oldest son is a doctor
Gavin Hernandez
Leo Martin
They took all of the intelligence and charisma for themselves, leaving Chris with nothing. He was the afterbirth, doomed from the start. Some people are just born with autism in their blood.
Elijah Thomas
probability of defective kids rises fast the older the parents get
Samuel Gutierrez
Had him when they were old. The funny thing is they abandoned they respective families to get together and have chris. Talk about putting your eggs on the wrong bascket
Dominic Jenkins
Does Chris' brother know how popular his own is?
Like when you really think about it, it's funny that this doctor who saves lives and helps others is way less known than his autistic sperg-god brother.
Benjamin Russell
Barb happened. She's a terrible mother.
Andrew Martinez
Bob Chandler was in the KKK. He said he saw crosses burning as a threat.
Henry Morgan
But Cole Smithey turned out fine.
Joseph Reed
barbara chandler's genetics
Grayson Cox
He's 20 years older than Chris which means he got a normal egg instead of an autism egg. That helped a lot.
Josiah King
They must. I thought his teenage daughter enjoyed trolling Chris?
Joshua Sanchez
>But Cole Smithey turned out fine.
That depends on What You mean by "fine".
Henry Perez
He's doing just fine.
David Morgan
he is an optometrist, he doesn't save lifes
Zachary Ross
>t. someone with perfect vision
Jack Gutierrez
he was 55 when chris was born and barb was 41
Ethan Green
>I thought his teenage daughter enjoyed trolling Chris?
That's kind of sick.
Jason Johnson
Source?
I hope shes cute
Angel Myers
He seems unironically pretty based.
Brayden King
>mfw he has Cyclonus, Starscream, and Optimus Prime.
>mfw he has fucking Unicron
Carson Phillips
All that shit burned tho lmao
Aiden Hernandez
imagine thinking that you're entitled to other peoples money
Ryder Rivera
imagine thinking that you're entitled to other peoples genitals
Jose Stewart
Both of them had kids from their prior marriages who had grown up and left home, they were too old and too tired to give a shit about parenting anymore so they just bought Chris video games, toys and bargain bin videos to placate him instead.
That and they were too stubborn to get Chris the help he needed, and didn't want to put him in specialized education because "ain't no child of ours goin' to no tard school".
Chase Russell
>other peoples money
No such thing, all the money in the world is my rightful property. Mine. Mine. MINE!
Justin Phillips
that was a troll impersonating her
David Morris
He was holding things together but obviously not well enough.