So

Why are women embarrassed to be on tinder

if you are using a dating app it means you are desperate and lonely. that's not cool. so you have to say something flippant to show you're just doing it as a joke.

i appreciate your politeness but also no

Explain to me more about women's minds please

I want to learn the secrets

>i appreciate your politeness but also no
Why must life be so cruel

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they are just like guys except things are pink instead of blue and everything is more expensive and you get murdered a lot.

because toasties were told they could have the world, and chad would be waiting for them to settle down when theyre nice and ready at the ripe age of 35
newage toasties have grown up in a socialist society, and know no different

Aren't men overwhelmingly the victims of violent crime, war, workplace fatalities, homelessness, and addiction?

That was supposed to be a sexualised socialist society

>Aren't men overwhelmingly the victims of violent crime, war, workplace fatalities, homelessness, and addiction?
yeah but it would be disingenous to say "men get murdered a lot" because they are the ones doing the murder.

it would be like saying your fire burned down.

She's a closeted thot, it couldn't be clearer.

>men are murderers, therefore their lives don't matter
>also I don't personally know anybody who has been murdered except maybe my grandpa, but war counts!!!

>men are murderers, therefore their lives don't matter
that's a horrible thing for you to say. i'm sorry about your grandpa tho.

it means they can't get a man IRL, and not being able to get a man is the uttermost failure for a women
You think a man not being able to get a woman is a failure, but actually it's because it's ASSUMED a woman will get dick thrown at her 24/7.
You wouldn't be surprised if a man has troubles dating, because most men do, but you can't even start to envision that a woman is unable to find herself a date.

Reality is a lot softer for women and the world is a lot less cold.

When you're old and lose your sexual capital, you'll start to see the world the same as a man.

Damn bro, watch out, i think she's a vampire or something.

>When you're old
i'm 38 friendo, i guess i've got my boy vision on full power.

RUN, SHE'S MENOPAUSAL!

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Is your son on r9k?

imagine unironically believing this
Also, if shit is "expensive", buy the cheap version, or the male version you dumb cunt, and stop being so easily marketable

This is pretty boomer logic though. Dating online is honestly no different than dating at a bar these days.

I've fucked an older woman when I was 19. You still need a good ten years.

I used to think that until I actually started talking to women. The truth is, they're more extreme. Some women truly have the princess life, but others have some stories to share that won't let you sleep for a week.

cope
no one actually cool uses tinder

not nigger tier cool
actually cool

>we're all one individual
Are you really this stupid? You make zero sense. It's niggers doing all the murdering by the way.

You're brit aint you user? This girl is by all means a keeper. What did you message her?

There's less stigma, that's for sure, but it's still there.

>everything is more expensive
No it's not, you're just retarded and spend your money on stupid shit.

>I've fucked an older woman when I was 19.
gross man

my husband's wife's husband's dad's son is a janitor at a highschool named r9k.

i had a hysterectomy years ago. google image search that.

>cool
Anyone who thinks in these terms is an immature beta

>i had a hysterectomy years ago. google image search that.
So you're a genetic dead end. Interesting.

i buy a lot of mens stuff because the women's versions are often more expensive. mens razors are much less expensive.

lolwut? explain? I'm not talking about cool as in 7th grade, 'omg he smoked weed hes so cool'... but like.. cool. fuckin chill. youre probably just a pretentious twit

>gross man
What's gross about sex between two consenting adults?

Womens razors are more expensive because most women are too stupid to buy mens razors.

>fuckin chill
Confirmed immature beta

No one in adulthood thinks like this. You outgrow that shit by realizing how little everyone else gives a shit about you.

You fucked some old used up pussy when you could have had access to tight young pussy

i mean if you're into bangin grannies sure i guess. not my cup of tea.

i don't know how you reached the conclusion that i have no children but you seem to be some kind of batman level detective so i guess sure

afaik it's also because they're not equivalent.
women shave sparse hair on their legs, sometimes their pubis, nothing as dense as a beard, even though both fall into the androgenic hair category

There's also the fact that in some countries, there's no reduced VAT on feminine hygiene products like tampons and pads, whereas men hygienic products do get reduced VAT. That's about the only instance I can think of where women are actually discriminated by law in the west. But it's there.

What's the difference between a Chad n a Brad?

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How old are they? Do they have autism or any other clear defects?

If you aren't the dead end then I'll bet that they will be.

in my country tinder is shit. you can date fats who seek guys to hang out with. no sex. other females playing ther attenwhore game. however. i raged a few times. and tinderfucks blocked my phone IMEI kek.

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what does being chill have to do with not knowing no one gives a shit about you. fucking lol. god I hate going back and forth with retards. shits mind numbing. you sound fucking pretentious, dude.

>im such an adult i don't use certain words

just fucking lol

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How do you feel about an arranged marriage between your daughter and myself?

Brad is less handsome/rich/whatever than Chad, but still way better than average.

Most developed countries require there to be feminine products, such as tampons and pads, to be available for sale at cost. They're usually cheap version of these products so the quality isn't as good as a name brand. But they exist.

Women choose to not buy these cheaper versions.

You're so stupid you can't make the connection, obviously. The point is that you have an infantile obsession with what other people think is cool. You fail to realize that it's a subjective concept in your own fucking head.

No one else gives a shit about you or thinks you're cool or not.

Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

She doesn't have kids. She's embarrassed about having no uterus and thus no chance at having children.

I've done both

>39
>granny
Cmon she was a MILF

Sorry user I was there first

Which countries? I know for a fact Spain doesn't, and by all economic indicators it's a developed western liberal country.

She's not 18

my son is 19 and just recently divorced. he is an interesting kind of shit. he is super resourceful and charismatic and somehow manages to succeed despite a complete inability to take things seriously. my daughter is a very nice young lady. i'm glad she's sweet and not like her brother but i actually have to spend time worrying about her.

You can have the old wench, I'll marry her daughter. You'll be my father in law.

lmao. people can generally tell whos chill vs whos not chill. for example, you are clearly not a chill dude. you seem high strung, pretentious, etc. if you really think there isn't a general consensus of chillness, just lmao at you. keep coping bud.

I know Canada does for sure. Wouldn't be shocked if the UK has this as well. Northern Europe probably also has it. Possibly the US.

Spain is no where near as liberal as the rest of the West.

cool, we'll have awkward silences in the living room while our women are in the kitchen

>be user
>be lonely after fucking up your life by fucking marrying at 19
>go on Jow Forums for the memes and incelposting
>find your mom

>19 and already divorced
lmfao

>Spain is nowhere near as liberal as the rest of the West.
Except it is. Look up indicators of patriotism, gay marriage acceptance, rate of immigrants, etc., and you'll find it's on par with France or Germany.

I'm sure that anyone your age would describe me as "chill" in person.

People older than you would describe me as mature and level headed.

What are you even trying to argue here? That you aren't an immature little twat who's clearly in high school? It's not the end of the world, kiddo. Everyone was an immature faggot in high school. Just trying to tell you that one day you're going to grow up and look back and realize how immature you were.

That's socially, but I'm talking about government economic policy. Also generally speaking a lot of those types of polls are extremely unreliable. People tend to virtue signal when it comes to social polls.

you'd really have to meet him to understand what is going on. he told me he got married as if it was the best prank in the history of the world. they had a party for the divorce where they had an upside down wedding cake. he's a nut but not a bad nut. i'm really happy with how he turned out and i have no idea how it happened this way.

>go on Jow Forums for the memes and incelposting
>find your mom
i can't imagine he could sit still long enough to post on a message board.

bahahaha you are one deluded fuck ill give you that. hahahahahahahahahahaha.

you clearly have a sad obsession with being super mature. its fucking cringe. we get it dude, you're super mature man and anyone who uses words you don't like is immature and beneath you. fucking lol. jesus christ. you have a really lame, high strung vibe. i doubt anyone would ever describe you as chill. you seem like the type to stand on the side at a dance party or something because letting loose and dancing like a madman is 'immature' and 'childish'. just lol.

is your daughter cute and why are you here at all

You sound very upset that someone has called you immature and can tell that you're underage b&

Were you under the impression that you were mature or something? Sorry to burst your sad little bubble. Maybe you should try harder.

>a MILF
looks attractive

Sounds like he wasn't disciplined enough. Father in the picture?

actual mature people don't go on and on about how mature they are, dude. you're deluded. like as fuck. I give no fucks if I'm mature or not, though i know I am. and I give no fucks if you think I am. your opinion is worth cow shit to me lmfao. and no, I don't get mad at words on a screen. thats sad. anyway this is my last reply to your cringe ass. peace kid

Nah, people only virtue signal in the west. Even in Italy they have no problem in saying they hate fags.

I've actually been going on and on about how you're immature. You're just desperate to try and turn this around because you're triggered. You DEFINITELY give a fuck about being mature. You're as obsessed with it as you are with being "cool". Being told that you aren't makes you very angry and causes you to question your self-worth... which is why you're so angry now.

How old are you, kiddo?

Every European and North American country virtue signals.

my daughter is very cute. why are any of us here?

my husband passed away but he was there for most of the important stuff yes.

I don't know, but "closeted" wasn't necessary there.

i keked harder than i should

Women typically try to use lingo to fit in with obscure groups, they've been doing it for years on every platform imaginable.

It's always rubbed me the wrong way because it's clearly just a form of attention whoring, yet every single beta loser on the internet worships them for it.

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