THE END IS NIGH

THE END IS NIGH
PACK IT UP BOYS

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I doubt it. It's always end of the world this, cataclysm that. It never amounts to shit.

Project blue beam.
Earth is flat space and aliens are a psyop,

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we have to nuke that shit IMMEDIATELY
to assert our dominance as a species

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Nukes are a hoax.
Earthlings are outta luck our weapons suck.

Space huskies!?

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Please shut up original

How relieving, now I can die instead of being practically forced to exist.

I wish so much for aliens to be discovered just to see how the NPCs react

Space huskies are coming user, they're gonna appointment me as Queen and I'm gonna make sure you're nice to me

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I'm okay with space huskies, I hope they're nice dogs too, that'd be sweet. I just wish you'd shut up about huskies!!!

Besides, everyone knows Pharaoh Hounds are superior.

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Can you imagine if it was ACTUALLY aliens though?

just ignore the huskyfag. they died once and they'll die again.

RETURN OF THE KANGZ

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user, I'll never stop.

Cute wan wan but not as cute as huskies.

>tfw you died and now a zombie.

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Oh it's the last time I'm replying to him. But we should make a dog thread. Look at how elegant that hound is. When they're happy their face goes red and they blush.

THE REAL END IS NIGH

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aw yes finally
lets all go on fields with our butts bend over to welcome them ayys as they can then do w/e they want with us

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That's one big cat

I can just imagine its like war is completely abolished or not a thing in alien culture so they have no weapons and are very vulnerable, and we just come out with our boomsticks that shoot out what are literally small fireballs going at unimaginable speeds, not only that but we also have rockets that make things go boom boom, and bombs that make things go boom boom. either a- Aliens wipe out us or b-The reverse

It already left scientists can't see it with their telescopes anymore. And the claim that's it's alien comes from two dudes alone.

fake and gay, it's literally just an ice rock with a hard shell that came from outside the solar system, only really interesting to astronomers. News jews were just trying to stir shit up again to get clicks.

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you sound like an autist I used to know...
whats your OC, no lying to me, its chris the wolf warrior isn't it, the guy was fucking obsessed with huskies

Implying aliens dont use telepathic powers to move their rock ships

God I hate these fucking headlines.

>It's an icy rock from outside the solar system and it's kind of weird. It could even be a spaceship coming to check in on us haha
>SCIENTISTS CLAIM THAT MYSTERIOUS OBJECT COULD BE ALIEN SPACESHIP

can't tell if /x/ paranoia or real

Who cares, its long gone. Isn't it ?

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I am an autist but I don't have an OC and I'm not a degenerate furry

no excuses young boy!the lawn needs a mowing still

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As soon as I fucking clicked on this fucking thread I fucking knew I'd find you there

Fuck you

Fuck this thread

Fuck huskies

If I ever find out who you are I'm going to rape you and drown husky puppies in your tears

I wish it was an alien, it's just the regular bullshit sensationalism.
Hopefully they'll invade some day and disintegrate me with their Quantum Ion Fuck Rays and I can finally leave this shit planet.

Alien tiddies tho

I love you Husky user

Can I at least cuddle then before you drown them
Hello user

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It already went by, if anything was gonna happen it'd happen when it was still in our solar system. Fake news.

>implying they're not coming back with all of their troops to invade us

It passed within .2 AU of earth so the end was almost nigh yeah..

Media just loves blowing shit over and misinterpreting shit, reminds me of that 5 habitable planet where each one could host "life" Bullcrap.
They checked that ice rock for signals, nothing came out, they did consider it being a aliencraft due to how strange it was and had a special layer that kept heat out something like that, I am high as shit right now, but I know this ain't the first time the media misinterpreted space shit.

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tippity top kek. Hi, husky-user

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Don't smoke too much weed user it'll rot your brain

It's funny. For the longest, humans would explore, find a new kind of human and try their hardest to eradicate them, so we automatically assume any intelligent alien species would try to kill us if they found us. What a hostile fucking race we are. I'm sure if we knew there was an alien spaceship headed for earth, we'd try and destroy it before it touched down.

Our whole species is like those little dark people who live in that island in the Indian Ocean who remain uncontacted because they're so hostile to outsiders.

>Implying human nature came out of nowhere
>Implying it's not a law of nature that the strong lord over the weak
Fucking hippie shits need to get the fuck out

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>implying Earth's laws of nature apply to aliens

>could
>may
>could
my dick COULD be the secret portal to another dimension

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If they turn out to be weaker than us then it's in our nature to dominate them

My first laugh of the day. Thanks, user.

Aliens passed earth, looked at it, kept going

This is the caliber of reporting i've come to expect from the MSM.

That's my point. And we project our violence onto them. What if they're stronger than us? You assume they'll destroy us? Why? Because that's how Earth works. Doesn't mean that's how goddamn Pluto does things.

Guess I'll just have to suck it and find out, won't I~?

>You assume they'll destroy us
Not destroy us. Just take advantage of us. Columbus didn't destroy the Indians, he just used them to get all the gold they had.

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so does chronic depression and social isolation. we're all fucked

This right here. Space is fake. No little green men up there.

looks like a microscopic image of an old nail

Doesn't really matter. In a battle between robots and aliens, robots always win

Personally I find the husky posts rather amusing

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Exactly why I fucking smoke, fuck life.

Lmao assuming that you still need some form of slaves and animals to collect resources that are probably not very useful compared to what there is in asteroids. Not to mention the amount of intelligence and resources needed to even travel outside of a solar system to another one is a huge step, so they won't fucking take advantage of us.
Also Columbus isn't so bad as people say he was, a lot of criticism about him is just misinformed and misread history.

>the amount of intelligence and resources needed to even travel outside of a solar system to another one is a huge step, so they won't fucking take advantage of us
Why are you so sure? High intelligence doesn't nessessarily equate to high morality.
If you came into a house filled with ants, you wouldn't be very concerned with making peace with the ants, would you? No. You'd take what you need and not even stop to think about how the ants might see you. And if you step on a few in the process, who cares? They're just ants.

>Space is fake
and so is time

>the end is nigh
god i hope so

I wish you had a Discord, husky user

except for:
1. It tumbles. Unless the aliens coming to wipe us out also have cerebral palsy, i think we're fine.
2. It's slow as fuck. Interstellar space travel, for any species that isn't immortal, is too slow to be viable at the km/s scale. Now true if they're a civilization so advanced that they can transcend mortality and never age, then yeah km/s is fast enough. But if they're that fucking smart, you'd think they could do a bit better than moving at a snail's pace and being seen/tracked before they reach their target.

Wasn't there news about this "cigar-shaped asteroid" a while ago?

We are nothing special in the universe and there'd be no point in visiting our earth. If they can travel that far they're advanced enough to harvest almost unlimited energy from the earth, why would they need anything else?

Bullshit. You simply do not understand the usefulness of bloodhounds