School shooter achievement thread

>Potato salad
Kill 5 special ed kids in a row using only melee weapons
>DJ
Hijack the PA system to play your playlist during the entirety of your shooting
>qqq
Shoot yourself and successfully appear to be one of the shooter's victims
>Robin Hood
Kill 20 school staff without hurting a single student
>Now you see me...
Escape together with other student, without police uncovering your identity
>L'Etranger
Kill 3 foreign exchange students

>Thunderdome
Kill one half of a gay couple kissing in the bathroom
>Cant Rain All The Time
Drown a Goth kid
>Dead By Dawn
Equip only shotgun, chainsaw.

What a nonsensical fucking thread.

These are a staple of the community

>All The Other Kids
Only kill kids with fancy shoes

>Mixed Messages
Include leftist ideals in your manifesto

>Don't Shoot!
Aim at a black kid, then spare him

>Meme master
Quote or reference at least one internet meme during the shooting, and make sure it gets recorded

>Gamers rise up!
Only kill chads and Veronicas

>Revolutionary
Use a Molotov cocktail

>No more bulli
Come in with anime cosplay and your waifu body pillow

>Regicide
Kill the principal

>I did Nazi that coming!
Come in with full SS uniform and a Totenkopf hat

>Sorcerer of arcana
Successfully detonate a makeshift bomb
>Fart alchemist
Launch a gas attack with your homemade chemical compounds
>Swag knight
Do an emoticon while wearing any armor protection or makeshift analogues
>Exuberant gourmet
Fry a victim with flamethrower, hand-made ones count too
>Creative Joe
Achieve 10 or more kills without using guns or explosives.

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>Jack The Ripper
Only kill confirmed thots and slutly students
>Pumped Up Kicks
Commit your rampage in sneakers over $200 ( Yezzys 350s preferred but Jordans are acceptable)

>Start the gun fight before the other students (Brazilian maps only)

This is great, user

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>co-operative mode
Do it with a friend

>Victory Royale
Kill everyone

>The Punisher
Only eliminate students with poor behaviour records

>Tank destroyer
Kill someone while they're in a vehicle

>attending class during class hours
what did he mean by this

>like the good ol' days..
Make you entrance by crashing a plane into the school you're about to shoot up.

>Special Forces
Convince a Tard to join you

>Lunch is served
Kill the cafeteria staff

>Perfectly balanced
Kill half the school population

>Columbine Combo
Re-enact Columbine on any map (Co-op mode only)

>In a Blaze of Glory
Devote your massacre to your waifu and an hero for them after your murder spree.
>Butterfingers
Less accurate with your shots, but deal more damage with your shots.
>Autism
Ass-burgers syndrome allows for the sufferer to get out of any trouble by explaining their mental health issue.

>In a Blaze of Glory

beautiful...

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>How are you gentlemen?
Set them up the bomb and make their base belong to you.

>You brought this upon yourself.
Kill the most annoying cunt in the school, be it a tard, chad, stacy, feminazi, etc.

>The killing joke
Before the massacre, tell a joke to your class. Kill those who laughed

>Lunch time!
Eat a dead corpse

those last two aren't achievements, they sound more like new vegas traits

>Raifu
Bring a muzzle loaded antique musket and use your dick to push the musketball in

>Christmas morning
Come drunk, vomit on the floor in a random place, and have someone slip on it when they're running away

>blood and thunder
Kill five obese white kids
>roast toaster
burn at least one woman with a flamethrower
>Good ol' fashioned American know-how
make all your weapons yourself
>this one's for Jow Forums
don't use a single firearm, so leftists can't use your spree to push unrelated firearm regulations
>60-40, and that's ok
kill a furry with a sword
>sons of a battlecry
yell your battlecry before going in
>sons of the samurai
use a katana
>not for honor...
fail to make it onto the news
>but for you
dedicate your shooting to your oneitis
>chocolate rain
play as a black character, and shoot your targets from the roof of the school
>some stay dry
avoid harming everyone that was kind to you in any way
>others feel the pain
kill everyone that was rude or unjust to you in any way
>rip and tear
kill all of your targets bare handed
>do Jack proud
brutally kill five of the biggest whores in your school with a knife
>Guns don't kill people, videogames do
have any game you played before the shooting become banned afterwards
>Hachimaki wo kudasai
Wear a hachimaki. Bonus if you use a katana. Bonus if you drink lemon lemonaid at any point during the shooting
>rise, young boy, into the heavens as a legend
beat the high score, and then kill yourself
>hey mister DJ
play music during your shooting
>I guess they never miss, huh?
hit every shot you go for
>heard you had a boyfriend
kill stacy's boyfriend in front of her
>*sip*
use a shotgun and play music from original doom

>special forces
>convince a tard to join you

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>You don't get to bring friends
Do a solo run
>It would be extremely painful
Rip off someone's face
>You're a big guy
Kill only varsity athletes
>For you
Spare your crush, convince her to join you
>Crashing this school...
Get a 10+ killstreak in a vehicle
>...With no survivors!
Eliminate everyone

>Monkey Business
Leave a banana peel in the hallway, have someone slip on it
>Hogging the spotlight
Successfully convince the school that you're an anti-gun activist beforehand
>Fruit Salad
Shoot up the theater department
>Knife to meet you!
Get 10+ kills with melee weapons

>Successfully convince the school that you're an anti-gun activist beforehand
>Fruit Salad
>theater department

this thread keeps on giving

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>shower time
lock all jewish students in 1 classroom and throw a tear gas grenade inside
>half life 3
use a crowbar as melee when you run out of ammo
>American history class X
curb stomp a black kid's head

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>Survivors Guilt
Kill everyone but one person in a classroom.
>Relief Pitcher
Gain an accomplice after you've started the shooting.
>Heartbreaker
Interrupt a confession of love on Valentines day

>Lock all jews on science gas
Turn on gas tap (for bunsen burner)
Once methane spread out throw a match and everyone burns
AH THE AUSHWITZ MEMORIES

By the auszitch reply i meant science class instead of science gas

Nice thread.
If I ever lose my two only friends, please, make sure to write down my archievements.

man, there are just a lot of unfunny edgelords on today

wonder why that is

>A nu cheeki breeki
>not no russian

Smooth Criminal
>be a hairless twink and include tranny aspirations in your manifesto

Shut up, crime!
>beat someone to death with a wrench

Weekend at Bernies
>kill one person, work their body like a puppet so nobody knows they died

Jim Hensen
>fist a victim

Robin Williams
>make someone laugh before you kill yourself

Usual Suspect
>try to covertly evacuate with the rest of the school

Dead or Alive, Youre Coming With Me
>fuck one of the bodies

>Remain completely inconspicuous, while framing others
I think the Florida kid got this one

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>The part where he kills you...
>Be killed by another shooter during your spree
Eric Harris got this

Oh yeah I'd definitely do a Robin Williams in my run.

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>Ba Dum Bang!
Tell a joke to each person you encounter and kill them if they don't laugh

>Here comes the fun part!
Rape a warm corpse

>I Am Legend
Have your dog score at least 3 kills

>Hogging the spotlight

My sides are in orbit.

>No gods or kings
Kill the principal with a 9-iron

>Bullet for my Valentine
Kill oneitis.

>Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
Have a nigger take the blame.

>Dunce
Start the shooting at the weekend

>Unlimited Blade Works
Carry an arsenal of knives

>Die hard
Kill a responding police officer

>Die Harder
Kill a SWAT member as they storm the school

>Die Hard with a Vengeance
Die at the hands of the army who've been called in

>Special Delivery
Wear an official postal uniform during the shooting

>Elliot Rodger Deluxe
Stop for a coffee break in between the shooting

>Dude Weed Lmao
Smoke a blunt while carrying out the shooting
Optional: Avoid killing kind drug users

>World Peace
Kill everyone. No exceptions.

>Poster Boaster
Pull out your gun the moment the photographer snaps a photo of during Photo day.

>Recess Pieces
Kill 50 students with one bomb during recess.

Pull out your gun the moment the photographer snaps a photo of you during Photo day.*

>Super Mario
Shoot up the school after/while doing shrooms.

>Milkman
Shine the pipe while cleaning out the cafeteria

>Lee Harvey Oswald II
Kill the Student Body President

>Special Delivery
Arm a tard's wheelchair with C4

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I mean if a black kid is in class during appropriate times. He is usually wagging the class, or shows up after the shooting occurs.

>hollywood
kill a crisis actor

Achievement duplicate found
>Special Delivery

changing the second one to:

>Look at me Hector
Arm a tard's wheelchair with C4

>Ratchet & Clank
Use as many different types of guns as possible if ammo runs out use a wrench

>Space Age Warrior
Kill someone with a model rocket from the science lab

>Because i'm batman
Escape the police response with a grapplehook

>Like Tim Allen
Suck a pair of nuts in prison

Lost my shit at potato salad, have a fake dollar $

>Exchange student
Shoot up the wrong school

>Birthday present
Spare the birthday kid's life

>Social experiment
Show last survivor where the camera is hidden

>St. Elliot Roger Memorial Achievement
Fail to assault your primary target, shoot up a convenience store instead
>Adam Lanza Memorial Achievement
The aftermath of your run spawns a prominent conspiracy theroy
>Do do, do do, do do, do do duh duh, do do, do do, do do, do do duuuuuh
Successfully get the media to blame vidya for your run
>Live wire
get a kill with electricity
>Chad victim, Virgin shooter
Cry/feel shame during your run
>Donner Party
Eat one of your victims
>Van Helsing
Get a kill with a wooden spear/stake
>Ye Olde Schoole Shootinge
Wear a full suit of armor, use only medieval weapons
>Wanted books, got magazines
Shoot up the school library
>Wanted movies, got clips
Massacre the AV club
>Fuck no Seaking!
Use your run to successfully revive a dead meme
>Swirled to Death
Drown someone in a toilet
>Inactive shooter
Announce you run on social media/Jow Forums, skip school instead
>Shoulda specked into stealth
Get caught by a metal detector
>Allah is ok I guess
LARP as a jihadi
>How did no one see this coming?
Wear a trench coat/fedora for month before your run, don't get caught
>For Gondor
Convince psychiatrists that you hallucinated the students were orks
>Not enough Dakka
use a full-auto gun, don't hit anything

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Pic related is you.
We've had these threads for years.

>Lock 'n Load or Hit the Road
Bring an extra handgun and give it to the most autistic and bullied kid at the school. If he doesn't want to join, shoot him in the arm and let him escape.

>Nod to the greats
Wear a "Wrath" or "Natural Selection" shirt

>1776 will commence again
Kill only kids wearing red coats/jackets

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>Fortunate Son
Equip M16A1 and full Vietnam war era USGI uniform, start your rampage after snorting half a gram of ketamine and a full gram of cocaine. Carry a speaker blasting classic 'nam tunes

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>King Of Carrot Flowers
Kill only Jewish girls

>Y Tu Mama Tambien
Kill a thicc Mexican

>The Shape
Kill 5 babysitters

>Damn, Were in a tight spot!
Burn down the building and shoot whoever makes it outside

>Sticky Fingers
Cum in your hand before the assault begins

>Speedwagon
Drive a station wagon through the window

>I cant Stand it
Kill only Jojo fans

>Aint That a Kick In The head
Shoot someone in the face but he need to stay alive

> Stars Of Midnight Ranger
Do your school shootin during the prom night

Why is there so much tard hate here. Tards are harmless and the ultimate robots. We should befriend the tard not make an enemy out of him

>Ultimate being Kars
Almost kill someone with fire, the strangle them.

>Shall not be infringed
Use the same weapon for the entire duration of the shooting

>The game was rigged from the start
Bring a friend to shoot up the school with you and shoot him unexpectedly

>+5 shout
hold a REEEEEEEEEEE for as long as you can while shooting

>2 birds
shoot up an additional location after your primary location

>See you in heaven, 2011
blast nyan cat throughout the spree

>just kidding guys!
use an airsoft gun

>for Deutschland
wear lederhosen and a full sized accordion to accompany your slaughter

>gotta go fast
no stopping once you start. the slowest you can go is jogging

>Challenger Approaching
Plan your shooting on the same day as someone else's
>Crisis Averted
Frame someone else, and make it look like you're the hero
>Pizza time
Order pizza to be delivered at the school just before you start
>Late shift
Shoot up a night school
>Same shit, different day
Shoot up the same school twice
>Transfer student
Shoot up two schools in one day
>Ocean Man
Drown a victim by any chosen means
>Cinematic Cutscene
Force someone to follow you around with a camera, filming your shooting
>Closing Scene
(Can only be unlocked with Cinematic Cutscene) have a heartfelt conversation with the last survivor
>Destructive Finish
Bomb the school after you've killed all your victims
>And for my next trick...
Saw a student in half
>Just bee yourself
Unleash a swarm of bees to attack your oneitis

>Big iron
Face off with your bully in a gun fight

>silent but deadly
Fart at the same time as inflicting a fatal wound to a student
>invisible
Kill a single student while in the bathroom, cut up their body and hide it in your bookbag, and leave the school without any crime having been detected.

>Open borders
Get picked for an exchange program, then shoot up your exchange school.
>300 IQ
Use an homemade firearm or energy weapon.
>Deathwish
Call in a bomb threat before starting
>Seize the means
Shoot up the school with a weapon taken from police/swat
>Some of you are alright... Not.
warn some students beforehand, then kill them at their home.
>Now you see them.
Eliminate the whole school without raising any alarns
>I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Get denoted to special needs class. Use it as a justification.