>be GAYmerican
>like big benis
Be GAYmerican
>be cancuck
>like brown penis in wife
Fpbp
>leaf
Hey, I've kissed 3 girls so your point is invalid
the girls better not be your mother, grandmother and aunt user
the absolute state of murican
so it's true about americans huh
they like big benis?
yes
which is why you never see an american with a canada
oh really
Nah, ex gfs
americans BTFO
>the absolut state of suka
I see here only 1 Russian flag.
And yes, "suka" is you
Stop being so smug
stop making fun of us!
we're strong and manly!!
Americans are consistently the biggest faggots on this board
awww my little milkshake, whos being smug?
no, youre a cute neko !!
*pats your head*
say that to our face see what happens
>ur a faggot
>yes daddy more
thats how it'd go
You are now stop it
You know that I would never be smug towards you my kit-kat
u make my penis twitch
>Sees picture of smug bitch
>MFW
>u make my penis twitch
nani? is that a good or a bad thing
oWo
>Kit-Kat
>oWo
What does that mean!?!
don't let him control you
he'll make you his pet
uWu youre such a cutie you america-chan
im going to make you my pet too!
I AM NOT CUTE I AM A MAN
>haruhi-san will never sneer at my penis
why even live
But you are cute, i just want to pinch your cheeks and give you head pats
good for me I don't care
Don't touch me
uWu thats kind of gay (no homo)
*touches your bulge*
uWu whats this? (no homo)
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>be GAY leaf
>like dog benis
no...
I won't allow it...
*pulls out a can of coke*
It a can of coke.....
*puts you on a leash*
awww, youre such a good boy, my cute little neko
can I have some you cute sugar plum?
*gives you coke*
Here you go
hey... this coke tastes weird, did you put something it it?
no
you silly goose, thats not coke at all !!
y are you so lewd and gay
If you believe hard enough it can be
Im not gay, youre the GAYmerican. Now be a good boy and get on your hands and knees
hey kid want some trips go here
sounds like you're pretty gay to me
i just want some real coke(cock)
theres nothing gay about two men enjoy each others company and having fun. im pretty sure youre gay for not liking fun
I don't gonna get the real coke(cock) anytime soon.
You sound very homogay ok. Maybe you can date the Canadian cockconcubine who posts about dicks all day
america
please get me some coke(cock) im craving it sooooo much honey bunny
maybe i can date you and prove how not gay i am
I wanna share a coke with Canada!
idk Fin-chan you were mean to me and called me homogay.... but daijobu, ill share my coke with you! in return you have to go on a date with me !
be sure Mohammad inspects it for purity first
Ok im sorry, I was just flustered and needed your attention quickly. Please give me the coke now, I'll do anything you want after~
Wrong country my friend!
>Please give me the coke now, I'll do anything you want after~
hmmm, actually I change my mind, ill make you beg a little bit longer first. prove to me that you can be a good boy and ill reconsider sharing my coke. Also what kind of things are you willing to do Fin-chan?
Maybe you could ask him for coke(cock)
No...Please just let me have the coke now. I was good, I apologised! I'm begging you. Please? Pretty please?! I'll get on my knees if you want..
I..I'll do anything just don't do this to me. You promised! Be nice, I'm very tired already I just need the coke before I go to bed~
uWu ill share some coke with you though because youre my cute little muffin top
Hmmm on your knees I see? Seems like you finally know your place like a good boy.
*unzips pants*
I think you know what to do next, and once youre done you may taste some of my coke. And make sure you do a good job or else you get no coke, and ill drink it all right infront of you.
T..the coke is mine.. I'll get to work but remember to save me some! I don't think it's fair you're not making the American work for it..but you're the boss. Here I go~
Alright so long that it isn't coke(cock).
Omg hes actually doing it! the mad man, I was only kidding i cant believe you would actually do it! but keep on going, and dont stop until I tell you too my little princess
no worries my sweet pea
I want the coke... I dont care, just give me the coke give me the coke give me the coke... Give it to me already so I can sleep
*finishes up on you*
Ahh, that wasnt too bad, now was it my little Fin-chan? Here, you may now have the rest of my coke and enjoy it. I hope youre grateful for me you little sissy boy
Thanks*sip*
Thank you~ finally! I'll sleep now okay byeeeee..the coke was worth it.
Goodnight Fin-chan, sleep tight !!
*kisses you goodnight*
Good night master!
whwh