Is someone living rent-free in your head? If so, post a picture of them

Is someone living rent-free in your head? If so, post a picture of them.

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Not rent free so much as a house guest that I invited over for a weekend but he never left and now he hogs the comphy chair and eats all of the Doritos without buying more.

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No I doubt I exist in the heads of anybody.

But user that's impossible

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This is a bit of an old meme

did you just see Being John Malkovich, user?

>This is a bit of an old meme
No.

You know the disembodied voice on the youtube brain training ads? Yea thats it.

i dont wanna post a pic of her but her name is Erin. We met on facebook a couple months ago and she lives in Texas, about 1.3k miles away from me. We both have a lot of mental issues and talk about how our childhoods were and we related connected. We were just idly chatting for about a month but one night I became extremely suicidal and manic, and she was the only person that talked to me and eventually stopped me form offing myself. I've loved her ever since. I've dated a couple girls before but she's the only girl I've ever really had a romantic love for. We both have liked each other on and off since we met but now she's edating a guy who constantly makes her feel terrible and suicidal, and has made her have even lower self esteem than she already has to the point of her trying to tell me to stop loving her or thinking that she's special. It hurts me knowing she's in an abusive relationship but she has such low self esteem that even though she realizes its a bad relationship, she doesnt think she can do better and even said once that I'm too good for her (I'm a NEET who's almost constantly drunk or high and cries to her a lot about my problems). I can't stop thinking about her, how bad she feels all the time, how much I wish I could be with her, and how happy we make each other as friends that I think we could be a really good couple. Shes the only person I've met online that I'm planning on meeting irl, and she's the only person I've ever considered a friend. We both want kids really badly and I want her to be the mother of my kids because she's such a sweet and caring girl who's so selfless, almost to a fault, and she would make a great mother. I wanna hug her and cuddle with her and have both of us be happy sitting next to each other

She's also extremely pretty. she has the body type that I like in girls and a cute haircut and takes care of her body really well. I got her to start going to the gym (she's not fat but want's to become more firm. I've been lifting for about 5 years so we talk about fitness advice a lot). I don't care about how she looks though. I've never thought about her in a sexual way, unless you count me thinking about her as a mother as sexual.

>i dont wanna post a pic
Stopped reading. Post a pic or GTFO, cuck.

Doesnt need to desu, some people value their privacy
Damn thats endearing my dude, best of luck

>that girl that made me hate women
Fuck her.

Elsa-kun

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>Elsa-kun
kek.

>Post a pic or GTFO, cuck.
This.

>Danny DeVito is in my head, giving me motivation to kill myself.

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>>Danny DeVito is in my head, giving me motivation to kill myself.
kek

Stanley living in my head objectively this son of a bitch

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>Stanley living in my head objectively this son of a bitch
kek

im super afraid that she browses Jow Forums, or one of her friends might, and that she'll find it and get really upset at me and stop talking to me. at least when i don't include a picture, i can reasonably deny that it was me who made that post. she means so much to me and I don't wanna lose her, even if we just stay friends. shes mexican, but shes so light skinned you would think shes southern european if she didnt tell you, dark brown hair thats straight and looks black near the top of her head but fades as it gets longer into a more brown, thin milk chocolate lips that compliment her bronze skin tone well, a small nose, and the cutest smile I've ever seen. she has some acne scars from her teenage years that she really self conscious about, but I personally wouldn't have noticed them unless she pointed them out. the only time its obvious is when she has a flare up in acne, because it comes back. She's about 5'2'', and weighs about 100 pounds soaking wet. you can see her collar bones. she's really self conscious about her body and wears baggy tops, so I don't know exactly what size her breasts are, but they are on the smaller side (i'd estimate no larger than a B cup), but does have wide hips for her size. I've never met her irl so I don't have a sexual attraction to her, just emotional, but from how she stands and looking at her legs and me talking to her about squats and how they develop glutes, I think she has a small but perky ass. also a very thin neck. she has a little bit of a thicker jaw for a woman, but its not manly, just a little sharp. she's very pretty but I wouldn't care if she was a quadriplegic who was bathed in battery acid as a kid, she is the nicest and sweetest girl I've ever known. Before she started dating her current boyfriend, we would talk from when we woke up until 4 or 5 am into the morning every day. now she doesn't talk to me as much at night, because of the time difference between her and her bf

Kristen is.
But then again she is struggling to pay her actual rent so I guess she can stay there for a little while longer.

how do i get her out of my head? i love her as a friend and want more but i know she doesn't right now. i wanna be her friend but right now i feel like im obsessed with her, and i know her boyfriend hates me because I'm a man, I talk to his girlfriend, and he knows we both have had feelings for each other in the past. With how he treats her and manipulates her, its only a matter of time before he tells her to stop talking to me. I dread that day coming so much, but I wanna make it easier for me by not obsessing over one person. its so fucking hard not to though, I love her so much. I've never felt this way about anyone before and have no idea what to do. we tell each other we love each other all the time, because we do, but she probably doesn't even realize how strongly I love her and how she's always on my mind

You secretly hope she reads your posts in this thread and sees how much you like her, don't you?

You have to realize that she isn't perfect. Why did she go into a relationship with some abusive thug? Because she's not the kind of girl who cares about personality and wants a good man, in that case she would choose you over him. No, she's a roastie who is attracted to assholes.
While you obsess over her, she's probably sending nude pics to her bf. From what you said, her bf is definitely the kind of person who would ask for nudes.

Also sorry to tell you, but you'll probably never love someone as much as you loved her again. That kind of pure, intense, obsessive love, that most people don't even know of, can only be felt once. I'm speaking out of experience.

My advice: Call her out on her bullshit. Tell her how much you love her and that you have no choice but to stop talking to her if she continues choosing him over you. Tell her to break up with her asshole bf and enter a relationship with you.

Whatever you do, DO NOT continue to stay passive. Do not think that you can be just her friend, because you can't. It will destroy you inside. Go for all or nothing. If you keep staying beta in this situation, you will regret it for years.

When you have to move on, always remember her flaws, think of what could make her a bad person. Think of the dealbreakers she could possibly have in a relationship.

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he is my mord and i am his minion, Skyrim special edition

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