>be sleepy
>slide into bed
>cuddle dakki
>think of Waifu and relax
>wake up cuddling dakki
feels good
>but my parents
you think they care you have a pillow?
>but my friends
fuck off my board normalfag
Dakki makes you sleep the best, you wont believe how nice it is...wrap legs around your dakki and cuddle.
when are you getting one?
The last time she did that it did not end well. I hope she at least practiced for this one.
How do you cuddle it in a way thats comfortable? I find it hard to sleep its more distracting I can only sleep when I move it to the side or off the bed.
>you think they care you have a pillow?
Yes. They'll make fun of me incessantly for it if I get one. They don't even know that I watch anime (and I've been doing that for 10 years).
no need for one
i have a wife
>Yes. They'll make fun of me incessantly for it if I get one
you scared of being made fun of?
>no need for one
>i have a wife
yeah and I have a waifu
>you scared of being made fun of?
Yes. I'm here not because I have autism, but because I've always been anxious, paranoid, and exceedingly affected by anything other people say. Memories of awkward moments from 15 years ago continue to torment me to this day.
>why dont you have a dakki?
because there aren't any good Misato dakimakuras
do they make wheyfu dakkis?
I don't know but I really want to breed Kuro
You can commission a special one.
footy lole yum!
Ik, I mean I also can't find any good artworks that can be printed on a bodypillow
I have something better, my dude
>you scared of being made fun of?
You think having your own parents making fun of you and treating you as a special needs son forever is not something to be scared of? Dont be retarded, we are not talking about dumb hs classmates here, your family will follow you for good and bad bad in the case of most robots with dysfunctional families until the day you die.
>They don't even know that I watch anime (and I've been doing that for 10 years).
Based ghost mode user.
>Memories of awkward moments from 15 years ago continue to torment me to this day.
iktf m8
>Not flat chested
Good to know that someone else is like me. The only reason I want to stop being a NEET is to move out and not have to bother being around my parents anymore.
>Complaining about full b cups
I told my mum I talk to an anime girl in my head and I pee in bottles and I dont go outside of my room and rarely my home.
I have 2 dakkis and I showed mummy.
she knows im mentally ill anyway and im a hikikomori.
Why would she care?
she seen my loli wall scroll and asked me if I found children attractive.
why do you care what mummy think
Waiting for lolibots.
>and asked me if I found children attractive.
Did you answer that only 2d ones?
Someone told me this is the free yous megu poster
they told me to add you on discord
why do you no longer post in waifu threads?
what is your discord fren
it's me the guy who ordered touhou figs
>not getting the version that requires consent
Problematic.
>Did you answer that only 2d ones?
I stuttered, I am not a pedophile I dont like 3D but I would say I am a hebe if I was to choose a 3D partner.
I only like 2D lolis though.
>Someone told me this is the free yous megu poster
>they told me to add you on discord
melancholymouse#6708
here bro, im gunjy be warned.
hope we can be friends.
who told you?
>why do you no longer post in waifu threads?
Satan, I try to but I have had so much shit going on this week... so intense.
I can hardly post at all atm very busy and sad,
Im trying so hard to help my friend
the other meguposter told me
Waiting for shipping
Went for Marshmallow Expert Edition.
Sounds like DHR is having quality issue and CMD doesn't sound as premium.
Covers need reprint because defects, and my proxy to buy insert hasn't bought the shit yet.
The fuck is with these chinks?
They're supposed to be japanese not chinese.
>come in and talk about warning people
if im not mistaken in that very same thread you admited yourself how you intentionally hurted people who were "fool enough to trust" you or something along those lines and that you simply could not help it
was that roastie wrong?
fug forgot your (You) answer me you pedo
i havent seen any good ones of anime girls that I have had any sort of crush on. My copy of utawarumono 3 came with a regular sized pillow case of the twins on it but I dont use it
You can also commission the art.
Should I pull the trigger? I really want to know what hugging you're waifu feels like.
Just hug your normal pillow, close your eyes, and imagine it's your waifu. I doubt it would feel that different regardless of whether you have a drawing of her printed on the pillowcase.
because I'm too broke and dakis are expensive
wish I had autism bux