there are people on this board who don't go to sauna at least 5 times a week
There are people on this board who don't go to sauna at least 5 times a week
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unpopular opinino zyzz wasn't a sauna....
zyzz wasn't a sauna
When I was in Belgium I tried the sauna at the hotel, since I'd never done one before
It was pleasant in there for a few minutes, then the sweating became a nuisance- it'd get into your eyes, ears. Then once I was done (I stayed in there for the same duration as some Euros, to make sure I was doing it right) I just felt exhausted and groggy for the rest of the day, like I'd had the energy sweated out of me.
Depends on the humidity, too. Turkey's 60C with herbs and steam or Finland's 90C as dry as a desert -- either way, don't want to spend more than 15 minutes inside at a time.
Dude Finnish sauna is not dry. What do you think löyly is for?
Redpill me on saunas
Just seems like getting naked with a bunch of guys without fucking
getting naked with a bunch of guys without fucking
You've obliviously never been to a sauna before.
Try 14, if you aren’t going twice a day then you’re never going to make it
not getting naked with the bros
It's like you don't want to make it.
Zyzz wasn’t a sauna
W-what? Say it isn’t so
sit in sauna
increases growth hormone
And the best conversations are always in sauna. (the only place where Finnish people talk to strangers)
Heat is the secret to Nordic hearts.
Finns sit in sauna, Icelanders sit in heitur pottur.
You're doing it wrong. I time my sauna visits to be right after the yoga class finishes and enjoy my time in the company of naked and gorgeous women. Sweating, rubbing themselves, stretching, massaging each other.
You must take a cold shower or cold bath after. You'll feel relaxed and refreshed.
They just fixed the sauna at my gym. Too afraid to go inside. It's not always homosex in there right?
Did you...did you not take a plunge in the ice-cold water? Did you do it in the morning?
Depends on where you are. I've never seen another dude in mine, but lots of women. And since bathing suits are banned, it's quite sexy. In a month I've seen more beautiful tits that in the previous 27 years of my life combined.
My gym has a sauna but I've never tried it.
What are the benefits? Is it worth it?
Helps with muscle soreness. Gives a massive boost to the cardiovascular system. Helps with the skin conditions like acne.
And it's quite pleasant. The relaxation that you get after plunging yourself into a cold bath or tipping a bucket of ice-cold water over you after the sauna, is amazing. 5-15 minutes in the sauna, plunge and then 10-15 minutes of relaxing in the resting area. Repeat to taste.
And you get to sit naked in a small, hot room full of hot, naked women.
tfw become a social butterfly whenever in a sauna
let the boomers give me their life story then bantee the fuck out of them
Don't talk in the sauna. It's a place for relaxation and contemplation, not your yapping.
that would never fly here and I'm too horny for that anyhow
full of hot, naked women.
Only old dudes in mine, sadly. There's also no bath, just a big communal shower next to the sauna. Should I just take a shower afterwards, or a quick burst of cold water?
idk how any of this works.
First of all, saunas are very hot, you won't get an erection or anything. Second of all, you can wrap yourself in a sheet, it's just that nobody actually does it. And third, where the fuck is here? Unless it's bongland or burgerstan, I'm pretty sure rules are the same everywhere. Saunas are co-ed and no bathing suits allowed.
Is there at least a bucket? Mine has this huge bucket mounted on a swivel high on the wall that fills with cold water that you can tip over yourself.
If not, just take a good long shot of cold water, then take a proper shower. Exfoliate for a bit too, wash your face with soap.
Can someone tell me what a sauna is for? Like, what are you supposed to get out of it?
What, this thread doesn't have enough for you? Read, my melanin-enriched friend.
Not really. All I see is "relaxation, relaxation, relaxation."
I guess I'm not as strung out or sensitive to stress as you guys.
My gym has a sauna. I'm afraid to go there tho. I've been to sauna with my ex gf and it was nice, I had no problem being naked. But in the gym it's different somehow. I'm scared of being mogged or homosexed.
Muscle relaxation. Helps with DOMS, joint inflammation. And cardiovascular system. And skin.
Do you not take showers in your gym? That's way more homosex, since there are no women in the male showers.
And the mogged part, well, you just have to deal with it. They heightmog you, you penismog them. You do have at least a 7-incher, right, user?
I lift after work and then just drive home. It's more convenient than bringing shower equipment and extra clothing.
My dick is 7 inches when hard, but I'm a grower so it can be tiny as fuck too.
Do you ever use this? Is it worth it? What it feels like?
You nasty. Driving home in gym clothes, stewing in your own filth.
People like that aren't welcome in the sauna.
These are not for your normal sauna, these are used in a steam bath. It feels great, if wielded by a person who knows what they're doing.
not him but why would i want people looking at my penor
that's for homosex
also i'd probably want to rape a bitch
I'm not very filthy after lifting. Don't sweat much. Soon I'll live next to the gym so I'll be walking home.
I'd shower before going into the sauna tho.
Trying to rape a girl is exactly how you get 'homosexed' by the security.
i'm a yuropoor
Birch leaves are best, eucalyptus is acceptable. Good for your skin, wet the leaves and then pretty much flagellate different spots of your body for a few seconds
i said i'd probably want to not that i'm going to
Oh, it starts to make sense. Ahmed, get out.
i'm a real yuropoor
would the thought of raping a naked grill in front of you never occur in your mind?
like seriously if that cuban bitch from bladerunner was in front of you right now naked, would you not want to rape her?
if the answer is no, you're probably a homosex
Take Scottish showers, you dumb niggers, don't ruin your heart with saunas
No, Ahmed, real men don't think about raping women all the time. That's why your kind needs to be eradicated.
What about hatefuck?
i didn't say all the time though mate
i'm saying if she's naked in front of you
she probably knows what she's doing too
Still no. So, are you a muzzie, a gypo or a slav?
If she ain't covered up it's fair game.
I ain't your mate, fucko.
that's what i'm saying
it's like going into a lion enclosure and being assmad that the lions want to eat you
I like the feeling of the sauna, but I hate breathing the hot air
Just take DNP and become the sauna bro
stop it mate
Rape sluzzies, kill muzzies.
What’s sauna sex feel like, bros?
get in sauna in just trunks/towel
black person fully clothes walks in blaring hip hop through their shit 5$ earbuds
Here I describe a good day's program
imagine the smell mate
Unpopular opinion but turkish baths are so much better than saunas.
Both are good for muscle relaxation and your skin though. Saunas are dry while turkish baths are steamy, good to clear up your lungs too.
I refuse to believe anybody does this
but i don't like bugs mate
I'm not the same guy. I'm Scandinavian.
Like you're going to die but you still have to fuck like a two-stroke so you can nut before you get a stroke.
My gyms sauna is a hotbed for homosex hookups. Thanks craigslist. Not all the time tho but enough to keep me from using it. I don't really care my apartment has a spa to relax my shit.
Hot showers will do thanks.
my gym has a sauna
one is for men and one is for women but they're both in the same room anyways
bathing suit is required
no löyly allowed
no vihta allowed
180F max temperature "for safety"
15 minute max timer "for safety"
no showers nearby
I hate living in burgerland
Ye it's great now during winter.
I'm usually alone in there too, so I can lie down on the top level after rinsing myself in cold water and throwing water on the rocks. It's top comfy.
if warm showers are bad for your nuts then wouldn't saunas do the same?
Too scared to go into a sauna. Don't want to get Zyzzed.
mfw i see the day freedom country is more regulated than germanistan
our saunas are do whatever just agree with other people on it and if you die that's on you, parents look after kids
Yeah but just don't do it every day. There's a lot of sauna benefits but sperm count is not one of them. You don't sauna for hours the same way you'd cook your nuts playing fortnite on your laptop.
Anyone ever banged in a sauna? I swear it’s like a fetish of mine
My favorite part of that peepee tape was that journalists couldn’t tell it was fake just by virtue of the first lines, when prostitutes tell Trump he’s a big guy and he says “for you”
Fully clothed? What, like in a suit?
Sauna didn't hero Zyzz. He choked on sharky's penis.
Tried it once this week, I don't see the appeal. What are the benefits?
he doesn't wear a suit and tie to his sauna sessions
Many danish vacation houses have saunas. So if you ever go there on vacation you can bang away every day in your private sauna.
Guys help- what wood do I use for my sauna interior? Cedar only? What do fin frens use?
Felt very primal. Animalistic even. Had to stop after 5-6 minutes. Felt VERY light headed. Might do it again idk
Aspen and spruce.
I cant help sucking all the dicks
For some reason i just can tell this is a dude but i don't care, i just want to fuck her/his mouth
It's actually a woman, but it's interesting that you convince yourself it's a man before deciding that you want to fuck it.
Is sauna only for good looking people? I'm tempted to go but I'm fat and I don't like my body. I wouldn't have a problem exposing it when swimming or something, but I feel like a sauna is something more intimate and personal and I don't want to ruin everyone's time by being fat.
Im more of a plate guy myself
If you're not good looking enough the sauna concierge will turn you away
does he check everything or just your looks
cause if he has the authority to perform a penis inspection i might be screwed lads
There's a Korean spa with over 15 different saunas with obnoxious themes here in nTexas. Those are co-ed but u have to be wearing a uniform which is uncomfy af.
There's also a dry AND wet sauna in the locker room that are gender segregated, along with 5 jacuzzis at differing temps, a cold bath, a cold-er bath, and a water jet massage area. All that and alot of showers on the margins of the room.
I spend most of my time in there hanging out with the bros, sometimes having homosex but desu the saunas are too hot to keep a boner in for any extended period of time. It's usually just stroking another dude cause penors feel really nice in your hand, warm and firm.
Pic is what the gender segregated room looks like. Except the LEDs are all blue and give me a fucking headache
I am this guy
threadly reminder that sodomy is against the word of god user
you'll burn in hell for all eternity
I noticed big guys smell like ammonia in the sauna. But seeing how you're at a gym trying to improve yourself I see no problem.
a sauna that both sexes can use
Where do you find this? J-just curious
My gym has saunas in the Men's and Women's locker rooms so I have to stretch while old faggots creep on me from outside the sauna through the window. All my gains are going to waste
honestly user if you haven't heard the word of god lately it'd be wise to do so
god recommends a home gym
it literally says so right in the bible
He takes a picture of you and sends it to the Sauna Database (along with his interview and personal report) where it analyzes your body proportions and denotes you to a sauna ranking.
If your penis does not meet the official sauna standard you will be denied access.
He also said love thy neighbor. What better love than sucking his dick?
you just got sent to a deeper level in hell just for that user
God says that laying with a man as you lay with a woman is n abomination and those who do so will be put to death.
You're ok as long as you dont fuck guys in the vagina.
Suck a dick 4 jesus.
no sodomy in general is also banned mate
Fuck you nigga. He was the king of kings, the savior, the sauna God.
Thats because burning fat is converted to water and expulged through the skin and carbon monoxide exhaled through the lungs. It's literally the smell of them losing weight
Is that what you call getting pissed on by a sheep?
Damn user, I just now looked up what loyly and vihta are and now I feel like there's an entire world of sauna enjoyment that's been hidden from me as a simple burger. Fuck
But sucking dick isnt, though
oh shit ur right.
At least we can still stroke each off without making jesus mad
Yeah some dude gave me a handjob in a sauna once. It was my first gay experience.
i think that's also sodomy
basically anything but benis in bagina sex for the purpose of procreation is sodomy
Bros giving each other a hand isn't gay, user
Jesus himself condoned homosex. Remember what he told his MALE disciples? Quote, "Partake of my body" In other words "Suck my dick".
We made out a little too.
Not according to google, who is the ultimate authority on things like words
That's also not gay. You gotta practice with ur bros, right?
Did you enjoy it?
But then everyone is a sodomizer because who the fuck has sex with zero foreplay?
may also mean
come on, buddy.
It was pretty hot ngl. Wouldn't call it practice, we'd both been with girls before.
Sodomite is the word ur looking for, m8
so when wikipedia says that vehicle may mean a car or a truck do you pick one arbitrarily and say it isn't true?
Yeah, they feel great like the other guys said.
Then it's just practice for the next one.
I'm glad you had a good time, user.
foreplay when done for the purpose of procreation (ie to lead into procreation) isn't sodomy
that's literally not true though mate
your disingenuous interpretation of a scripture you don't personally believe in is blatant jewish sophistry
kill yourself you disgusting degenerate
You're gonna have to find another specific article that says those specific words before I concede that point.
So if I have homosex with my bro for the intention of getting hard to fuck a girl and impregnate her would that be ok?
Sure thing, Jewish cannibal.
you have 3 sources on wikipedia confirming that definition
that's obvious jewish sophistry mate
stop being disingenuous
I dont mean the sources on wikipedia, I mean wikipedia using the specific words "may also mean" to define something that should be commonly known.
So it's ok then, thanks.
mate the language is clear
stop trying to argue semantics
The language may also be unclear
it's not my fault you don't understand the meaning of the word may, mate
it's pretty clear language
I bet you voted for trump
The meaning may also be something else
pic related is the face of a champion
Reminder to not stay in a sauna for over 48 hours
only if you're a casual
You Eastern Euros are a silly bunch
stahp, we were having a good time talking about homosex and jesus and then u come in and ruin it
My dick is 7 inches when hard,
but I'm a grower so it can be tiny as fuck too.
I know this feel
Based book but people like you give religion a bad name
college gym doesn't have a sauna
Fuck it I'll transfer next semester
U community or something
Soon I'll live next to the gym so I'll be walking home.
My gym is 500 feet away from my place and it's fantastic. Highly recommended. I'm also in the process of interviewing for a job I can do from home. Gonna live the Pro-NEET life soon my friends!
My college had a sauna that nobody knows about, everyone who knew kept it quiet. You might have one and just not know it.
he didn't take the cold shower afterwards
NIGGA ITS LIKE YOU'RE ASKING TO GET HEADRAPED BY THE HEAT
I’ve got told off for löyly. Ozzies don’t understand the struggle.
Also, whenever I have a sauna after gym at my apartment block I usually crank the heat up to 90 degrees (C) so that no one else is keen on coming in and interrupting my quiet time.
First of all, saunas are very hot, you won't get an erection or anything.
This is a lie.
either way, don't want to spend more than 15 minutes inside at a time.
It's based in other countries. Boring in America where they go in with a swimsuit and don't socialize while in it.
No I'm not considering gay bathhouses "saunas."
tfw you are in the sauna and a finn come in and the ancient tornedal rivalry forces you into a sauna competition
I live in herpville, nowhere. Where am I supposed to find a place with a sauna? I actually do want to go to them.
I typed "sauna" into google maps and got random shit like walmart & chiropractors.
Go there then
Walmart sauna is probably in the home section near the bean bags and shitty chairs.
Do you really have no self-restraint? Literally caveman tier
Well this thread made me curious but it turns out all saunas close to my house are gay clubs. I guess a hot shower will do.
tfw no gay saunas in my state
being this stupid
If you're in america then the odds of seeing old faggots prancing around in there bare ass is very high
I'd not care if it weren't so obvious they were fruits
paying for a hot room full of sweaty dudes
I would i even do that
How do you not get a raging eroction?
I went to some outdoor pool and sauna in budapest last year, when up to 100 degrees C, which was pretty intense but enjoyable.
Later that night when I got home I had violent diarrhea and vomiting and so did the 6 other people I was with. No thank you sauna shills
You can thank pool pisser's and shitters for that.
Just make one. Go to any sauna and gay it up.
I'm moving into a house right next to my work, basically on the same lot. 100m to work, 300m to the gym, 600 to get groceries. My neighbor will be a really good italian restaurant and I've already sort of befriended the owner.
It's gonna be glorious. I'd build a home gym if the gym wasn't so close. But I might build a sauna into the basement some day.
Yeah... um.... you got something wrong with you, buddy. I'd definitely appreciate a good looking naked lady, but I have enough self control to not try to rape her because I respect myself enough to not be a stupid rapist.
Here is what happened to Zyzz:
*meets up with Sharkie
*bro out and drink/take drugs
*take a sauna together
*some gay stuff happens
Sorry bro, can't let anyone know I swallowed your aesthetic load: it's hard enough maintaining my heterosexual rep' while living in Thailand as it is.
Steam Room is better.
I know so many people who died or got disabled in a sauna it's not even funny. Sv3rige is right about them being toxic gas chambers.
Be more gay. It's a woman.
what is iron curtain
what are ethnicity, language, and culture
what are things that do not define the east west difference
what are the other two cardinal directions
Sv3rige is right
Stop reading right there lmao
Didn't say i wanted her to be a man, i guess too many trap threads here made me a little paranoid
what are other things that do not matter in the difference between the east west divide
or do you think that just because st petersburg is more north than moscow that it's considered north europe and not east europe
I go to public saunas multiple times a week, usually able to give at least a few handies every week. My best was 15 handies in a week
Going to Széchenyi baths
tfw was home gym and home sauna sonnenmensch
life is fucking sweet, about to buy a Concept 2 and hire a gym jester
house burns down
now have to drive five minutes to the gym
can only use the sauna at the local pool between 8 and 10 on Thursdays
Fucking kills motivation, have to wear clothes, sauna doesn't get warmer than sixty degrees, have to wait for equipment... However did I put up with it to begin with, I wonder.
Really helped me realise what the sauna did for my recovery, too.
odd number of handjobs
Are you not worried about muscle imbalances, or do you use both hands? Do you alternate each time?
not using both hands, feet, mouth, armpits, and all other joints
Handies are a full body workout, put your back into it.
You wet the leaves first, then you use it as a whip on your back or your friends back. More heat = more pain = better. Cleaning the sauna afterwards is a pain in the ass tho. t:mongloid
The smell that comes from the vihta is fucking great as well.
Who is this
Sounds great but being close to work was pretty gay for me in some aspects
Being IT I was the go to if something was happening off hours
Ive fucked my gf couple times in 80decree sauna, it feels like running a marathon in desert.
Its worth it tho, a naked woman in steamy sauna is the hottest thing I know
It's literally in the picture. Jesus Christ, mate, open your eyes.
tfw sauna every day
go to a sauna
filled with boomers
"let's see what this rookie is made of"
they keep making it hotter and hotter
I fucking struggle and they just have the typical boomer smile while letting out boomer grunts
Can't take it anymore
boomers laugh while I exit and hold back tears
Who are you?
I am Swedenistanian so I won't be an ass about it to some Americuck about sauna norms.
Take cold showers next time.
based and redpilled post
only correct post on this thread
drink more water. Not soda, water
popular opinioné zzzzzzzzyzzzzzzzz am
Just started using the sauna at the gym recently. Feels great. Low level euphoric peaceful feeling after exiting a 10-15 minute session. Nice brown-free-zone usually, too. Just for the love of Christ please don’t play music in there or talk if you have nothing to say.