I hate all of you. I met my boyfriend on here, a nice robot. And now look at me...

I hate all of you. I met my boyfriend on here, a nice robot. And now look at me, I'm sitting in the bathroom because he hit me. Ha ha, you get what you wanted you stupid roastie. Ha ha.

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Did you do something to cause it? Also, you can probably shame him and make him your bitch now.

Where did he hit you? Lets see the bruise

Allow me to give some of my own insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>take a pic sitting down in the bathroom
>"i was hit by a boy? give me (you)s!"
post a picture of where he hit you or fuck off roastie whore. assuming your story is true (and it is almost definitely not), why would you think dating a robot would be a good idea? how fucking stupid can you be

Nice bait fag

Nobody's falling for those manlegs

on the off chance that this isn't a larp I suggest you gtfo of that relationship asap because that won't be the only time he hits you

post more feet

horigano

Well that'd be great but he hit me in the face. There's no bruise. It just hurt. If there was a bruise he'd be out of the house by now.

I cook him meals three times a day, I clean and I give him sex whenever he wants. I work and he is a neet. For now, he says. So I can't be more of that than I already am.

>actually dating someone from here
Why..? Everyone here is a complete piece of shit. Not saying you deserve it, but it was inevitable.

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i mean you probably deserved it.
original

If this is pasta it's still pretty unappetizing

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I just wanted a guy who wasn't a complete Normie :(

>another trap thread

Please leave, no one wants you here.

Lmao GET OWNED WHORE

Man why is no one pointing out how fucking lovely that bathroom looks? The floor looks amazing is that real wood? Some sort of faux wood/tile like shit? If it's real how does it keep from warping from the bathroom heat? That bathmat goes really well with the clean white aesthetic which I'm not normally a fan of but damn that is one nice bathroom.

I just feel pretty lonely guys. Its like reuular loneliness but you're not allowed to seek out anyone.

I love seeing women suffer, tanks for making my day better you stupid fucking whore

Hey thanks. Its actually linelenum in here or however you spell it. We got the nicest place in town, and the only one that seemed to not have carpet everywhere

impossible for real robots to get a gf. that was not a robot. robots will never had a gf.

So we're missing the important part here. What happened?

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Well, I advise you don't stay with him. Abuse never stops. I've been around abusive assholes all my life. they'll apologize for their actions and feel guilty, but give it a month or two and they'll do the same shit and it will repeat itself, it's an unhealthy cycle, user.

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This is retarded. Instead, agree to forgive him if you get to punch him the face in return.

Eye for an eye.

why is this such a popular thing to say?? I don't get it, I'm definitely not an abusive person but I live in reality. People do shit where they legitimately deserve to get hit... like what if she fucked his best friend and they got into an argument and she just said that to spite him, he reacted and is now acting like the victim? If some one does something where they deserve to get hit and don't do it again doesn't it make sense they won't get hit again?

We're missing context and while I'm inclined to feel upset for op, which I am, we still don't know the facts. The women I've been with have literally asked me to hit them, discipline them and start arguments(that's right, they have literally asked for it!), at worst I've gotten into verbal arguments and when they get bad enough I just shut down and leave. When they insist on continuing I just break up with them. I'm now single, maybe very traditional relationship roles are what is needed to keep women in line, I know even my sisters and mother who are rabid feminists secretly want it that way too.

honestly I'm sorry this happened to you even if you think my post is toxic, if he was genuinely being abusive or is mentally unstable please get out of the relationship and move on

He is just putting subhumans in their place, women are not human and deserve to suffer

Basically, since we moved in together we haven't been talking much. I talk and he doesn't. And I was upset because I feel the need to constantly socialise and I'm not allowed to go out by myself with other people. So I asked him to talk to me more. But he doesn't. And I'm sad all the time. And I told him I don't have feelings for him anymore because he doesn't try at all to make me happy. And he said he'd try. But nothing changed. Weeks pass. Today we are laying in bed and I was on my phone. He says it's an addiction, but in a really rude tone. And I lied (I guess I lied), being on r9k, I lied that I'm talking to other people. 'What other people?' - guys. I don't quite remember what was said after, I pushed him and he grabbed my hair and hit me pretty hard. So yes I started it but keep in mind I'm 5ft 4 and he is 6ft 4 man. I then ran off with my phone to the bathroom.

I'm not asking for sympathy I just hate everyone in general and I want to express it

okay, so if you're OP and this is actually what happened honestly you two should break up and learn to actually have a period of being friends with some one to see if you work well together and then enter into a relationship. not just go into a relationship because they check your "ideal dream" boxes.

>6'4 """robot"""

if anything, i'd say you just got yourself a lazy failed normalfag dipshit. ruin his life anyway you can OP, he had his chance.

But we were together for a year before we moved in. How much longer should it be taking? My whole family thinks he is family now :(

user I'm sorry this happened to you ( if not bait ). You should leave. I'm in a similar situation to you right now so I know how hard it will be, but if you had to courage to tell him you don't have feeling for him anymore, then that's already a step in the right direction. Tell your parents what happened to you and stay with them if you can. Do not forgive him. Even if you egged it on, he should not have hurt you ( unless you were threatening him or hurt him badly first..but even then probably not). Please leave that place. I know the feelings you're dealing with, nobody should live like that, especially if there's physically consequences. Hope for the best

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Wouldn't expect any less about forming a relationship from this shithole of a site, seriously get out of that relationship, sounds like he's a ticking time bomb and if you stay, sooner or later he'll probably hurt you much more than just a smack to the face.

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>6' 4" robot
>OP also has nice legs

Has the definition of loser changed over the past 20 years I've been on the internet?

>But we were together for a year before we moved in
and you didn't see any signs or signals that would suggest you weren't compatible?? it's not normal for people to turn into deaf mutes over night

are you sure you're not doing sketchy shit, got called out for it, tried to physically assault him, get hit and then claim you're the victim because "he's a 6'4 man and i'm a delicate innocent little precious baby flower that can do no wrong"?

I'm not trying to victim blame you or anything but really objectively look at what's going on if you can.

yes, losers are the new cool people

normies are just drug addicted club rats

every one else is in their own world

> 6ft4
> oh guyse look my bf is such a robot
foh roastie

Not gonna lie this is pretty hot, remember to post the greentext when he rapes you.

So what happened to actual losers? They're just going extinct or something?

I literally haven't done anything wrong apart from saying I'm sad in the relationship and not acting bubbly 24/7. Literally. I haven't cheated or anything alike.

Yeah I've been on Jow Forums for near 10 years and I got pretty successful irl meanwhile. Of course, no with people.
He's a shut-in out of choice.

Why aren't you allowed to go out by yourself with other people?

>10 years
My ass.

If you're living with him just slowly, bit by bit, leave. Go home to your parents or somewhere safe.

Also if your bf is an user, isn't posting your legs on Jow Forums risky?

Because hell get jealous

Even if you're not just a fag who painted his toes, I'm sure you did something to deserve it, and you probably got off on him hitting you. Hope he puts your head through a wall next time.

trannies deserve to be beaten desu

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10 years I promise to god. I was watching a documentary when I was around 12 and it mentioned Jow Forums. I thought I could join the anonymous but turned out I can shitpost instead, so I stayed. Started out with pol, which made me a social reject for at least a few years.

Its not risky because he hasn't browsed it in ages. Mostly me. Mostly me stuck in this shit.

> literally haven't done anything wrong
>I don't quite remember what was said after, I pushed him and he grabbed my hair and hit me pretty hard. So yes I started it

>I haven't cheated or anything alike
>And I lied (I guess I lied), being on r9k, I lied that I'm talking to other people. 'What other people?' - guys.
OKAY so just talking to -guys- but if you don't realize how this is sketch and you're admitting to lying idk what to tell you.

Do you realize how many holes and how sketch what you've said is? you've literally said less than 30 sentences and it's already like a third bullshit.

>I'm not allowed to go out by myself
if this is really a rule for you obviously that's pretty intense

what about the other thing I asked? did you not notice you'd be incompatible the year you were together? I'm not trying to be a dick btw i'm just trying to understand.

like chris chan and shit? they became the bullies.

Yeah I'm not a Saint. I admit I lied that I was talking to guys when in reality I wasn't and I did push him. But that was only today. That was only because it escalated. All the other times, I'm the only one who seems to be trying. I don't know. This isn't adv, I know that.
I didn't realise were incompatible like this. I thought it's a normal thing to talk all the time, because I come from a family which does. And when we were together previously, we always talked because we were always doing something specific.

My eyes hurt

There's your problem.
aside from the hitting part, where it should be a big flag for you to leave asap, you're both stagnating like this.

Going out with friends is essential

Well he won't agree to me having any friends who aren't female, and I can't make female friends because I got molested by a bunch of them when I was little so I find it intensely hard to want to be near another

So, no friends

>Started out with pol
I don't think Jow Forums was around 10 years ago, I think it was another board before it got replaced. Hm.

Also just leave if this isn't some bizarre troll.

>they became the bullies
Wat.

>I can't make female friends because I got molested by a bunch of them when I was little
Now I know this is bait.

He doesn't want you having male friends because men aren't your friends.

T. Insecure little prick

Yeah i went on b definitely and I thought what was pol but I guess not. Genuinely thought that was earlier. My mistake

yeah it's not Jow Forums... idk user, I'm going to stop giving responses like it is i guess.

>I thought it's a normal thing to talk all the time
unfortunately reality is the opposite, one of the many reasons why so many marriages fall apart today.

Hope you figure it out and put more effort into critically thinking about life. good luck, i mean it

lol meeting your future husband on r9k
fucking pathetic seriously wake up and go on tinder get some chad dick to wash off the dust in your roastie brain

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I honestly feel bad for you.
No one should have to go through something like this.
That being said, I feel like you would get more constructive help (and less hurr roastie durr larp) over on Jow Forums. Or for that matter, on any other less autistic forum. Just saying.

Also, dump him and get some friends/reconnect with old friends. Seriously.

Thanks user. I appreciate someone taking to me.

The only reason a man associates with a woman is because he finds her attractive. It isn't her personality because they have no such thing.
t. realist

The advice I'd give is that if he hits you once he's going to hit you again. You need to get out before it gets really nasty. Unless I'm missing something he sounds like a real bitter cunt. It just sounds like it's fucking your life up and I don't like seeing that.

lmao get pooped on normalfag

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>mfw you realize this user isn't being ironic and there are plenty more user's who agree with this

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They agree because I'm right, you anime posting oxygen thief.

Still seems suspect. Nobody would confuse /b/ with Jow Forums if they really were here 10 years ago.

Also you're like 22, leave him and find someone better.

I wouldn't hit you.

Too bad you chose some thug instead of me.

I'm 22 ;___;
My eggs are gonna dry up in like three years i don't have the time to get to know another person

>I cook him meals three times a day, I clean and I give him sex whenever he wants. I work and he is a neet. For now, he says. So I can't be more of that than I already am.

How can a NEET get a girlfriend?

Because he was attractive, you dunce. Why else would she put up with him?

Your eggs wont dry up before you hit 30. You have at least 8 more years.

And please, for the love of whatever god there is or isnt, dont go looking for a bf on r9k again.

I'm considered a very effeminate male... do you know how many guys, bot or not, literally are just human piles of garbage that want nothing from a woman but sex? one step up from that is most guys just want reliable consistent sex with out much worry about an STD so they settle down.

here is a list of shit I see almost every single guy doing, including robots

>guys will eventually try to fuck a girl even if they've been friends since childhood
>guys that will try to alpha on you and attempt to make you look pathetic in front of your girlfriend or female friend
>guys legitimately go around messaging literally thousands of girls in a month for the lone purpose of just trying to have sex
the list goes on, they're real pieces of shit a lot of them...

Don't get me wrong, most women are garbage too but men are really shit also.

also I'm not a beta orbiter, I was just raised by a matriarchy and know how to associate with women easier so i can make friends with them easier. but most girls now instantly just assume you're only talking with them to try to fuck lol.

He told me he's dominant and wants to have many white kids and support me in life. He flew to see me many times. And I never felt this loved

I assume you're being ironic because I really fear for all the newfags that come to this site unable to discern between "memes" and reality.

>you get what you wanted you stupid roastie
I actually feel this way. Women think only with their clits and they ignore shitty-looking guys like me to date psychotic Chads.

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I am exaggerating but I do believe that I don't have much time left to be with someone seriously. I wanted this to be my last. I really tried and I feel like I should keep trying because I will just end up old and used up and childless

>tells you he's dominant and wants to have many white kids and support me in life
>is a lazy NEET who doesn't contribute housework or income
>date him anyways
lmao@you
This is your brain on Jow Forums.

it's actually really good you're concerned about this but you still have a good chunk of years.

I know it's considered a shitty meme but if you aren't doing anything why not watch these psychology courses, they're pretty good

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Well I didn't know that was gonna happen did I >:[

>I hate all of you
For what reason larper? I didn't hit you, dunno what you're blaming me for. I've no reason to hit a woman unless it's some bdsm sexual stuff, or they try to hit me or do something awful.

That's awful... You shouldn't have to go through that kind of abuse.
Maybe you should call the police or something? If he's a lot stronger than you, there's not really much you can do other than try to get help from the authorities.

I don't like getting the police involved in anything. And he's not trying to hurt me anymore I just don't want to be next to him

>not realizing it's your own choice to continue dating him
You must be larping because there's no way you're actually this stupid.

>not much time
My god you kids are retarded. It's around 35 when complications. You're still really young.

Threads and stories like these, it's kinda dawned on me, that when I was younger I probably could have bullshit my into some girl's bed cause at this age girls are ridiculously naive and insecure. Hm.

larp

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Okay... Maybe you should consider leaving him? Most robots are really unstable, and it may be best for both of you if you leave. Another option would maybe to go to counseling or something, since therapy may help you both. I know these aren't really the best suggestions, so take my advice with a grain of salt.

how did he hit you? did he slap your face or punch you or what? what prompted it?

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gr8 bait made my day
just need the dems to take the house

Not a larp im still in this goddamn bathroom

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some basedboi tranny thinks we will fall for his memes

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>ring on wedding finger
You're engaged? (I ain't scrolling up to read).

Have you got parents to call?

Well, the filenamr suggests otherwise. This picture pop up before?

It is crop photos to hide the fact larper is larping. OP is likely feed himself (You)s as well becuase we only have 38 posters but 89 replies

OP is legit confirmed

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Pretty much

They live far away and are busy people

Fuck you OP I aint telling you how to avoid this next time.

I think you should call anyway, I'm sure they'll understand. It's good to be able to tell someone who can help you.

How many variations of "leave" are you not understanding?

I already track the IP and contacted authorities.

Done and done. If legit she will be help, if shitposter he can enjoy talking to the popo

>implying
You already fuck up posting the pic with a wedding ring buddy. Pack up and go home.