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Bent out of shape nonces all over the telly lately fuck sake

*turns back to the souf army*
For Dave
*charges the norfer pigs*

Cor look over there m8 that lass is getting her kit off

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Only fit nonces for me, thanks.

I'd rather be dead than be in a poly relationship, if that was my only option I'd just get a dog an go /hermit/

managed to get drunk while studying nip desu

come and count along with me lads

youtube.com/watch?v=QtvTg9aP5pA

how do these mid-terms work? If Trumps wins he stays and if not will he stay on as president?

Just go pick the wee fucker up

Chad Cain vs Virgin Abel

If he wins he gets to suck these milkers

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WW1 documentaries always hit the feels

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Shagged a paki girl yesterday and slapped her arse with a ham shank

No Trump is president regardless. Obviously he'll find it harder to pass stuff if the Dems win bigly

Bored lads, want a wank, but i have splits in my foreskin. I think I have herpes.

its like the parliamentary elections, it determines who sits in congress. He really wants people in there who support his views to help push laws through and such

Cor, what a beautiful set of hangers they are lad

Just divorce the cunt, hire a few escorts with your well paying job anything literally anything is better than that

Take a chance. 95% success rate so far.

I can't. They're closed tomorrow and they have to do a home visit first. I'm booked in to see her again on Friday because they also make you meet them at least twice before taking them home.
It's all fucking annoying. If I'd bought a cat off some random on normiebook I wouldn't have to go through all this shit

I like the artwork on the mango can

They may not do the home visit. They didn't with me, they said because I sounded confident about it that they wouldn't bother. So you could be taking it home Friday.

One fire wasn't enough

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Tastes pretty nice as well mate

What's your best find so far lad
Any soiled pants?

Feels pretty shit that those Grenfell tower lads have been arrested for a joke

Actually yeah it does. No regrets and I'm not a boomer maymay

spiked-online.com/2018/11/06/is-it-now-a-crime-to-be-a-twat/
Good article on it desu

I'm throwing this away I can't finish it. Hope you starving lids dont get mad at me.

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>Mocking the deaths of seventy plus people who all got burnt alive
>a joke

they'll think twice next time

disgusting normie
deserve what gets

Soiled bodysuit once. Gross not nice

THE

RED

WAVE

IS

COMING

The Sun is ready for your comment laddo

Mate give it a rest please and thanks

Just desserts aye? Bit mean pal.

Like wine lad red wine is that what you mean

Good read that lad cheers

cute foot :3c

Let's hope so lad, I work with lots of liberal americans so this stuff is always interesting

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Nice.
Did Ribena enjoy it, too?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING NA NIGHT ZIGGEH POST LADS

So are you just a perv or like a ducking liability

Shit, maybe they will skip it. After I'd paid the money on Sunday I realised I'd left my card behind and the girl who came and dropped it round saw my house so knows I don't live in squalor

na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 171

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Sorry in advance to the nofap lids but this arse is PHAT

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daily reminder that i have the smallest willy and i do the biggest poos in britfeel. prove me wrong

I don't like her face, yet at the same time I like it.
Very conflicted.

She doesn't have a pretty face, but she has a hot face. A slag's face.

Is it too late to start no nut november?
is it worth doing?

spent 5 minutes working out how to open mine earlier, feel like a dum dum

>caring about burger politics
>even caring about politics at all anymore

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Don't understand the appeal of a disproportionately large arse. It makes a bird look deformed.

>something feels off
>immediately assume I have a terrible disease
Right now a bit on the right of my neck feels weird so im terrified I have throat cancer

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it big and it jiggle and you put penis inside lol

True. You could envisage her looking back over her shoulder and saying, "shove your dick up my twat, you wanker".
She'd do well in the sort of sleazy northern nightclub that flogs shots for a quid and a pint of snakebite for 1.50, and where your shoes stick to the floor in the bog.
>dem were the dayz .

Nice arse on that lad tbqh

Phwoar I'd eat that out with no hesitation

what you cunts do for fireworks day

Post on britfeel tbqhlad

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If you're so concerned see a doctor

work and shitpost in britfeel

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Stuck my nose in to say hi but no one was there

Threw fireworks into the motorway and rockited some cunts cat into the stratosphere

Went out last night, was dancing with some pretty cute lass that studies here all night but the second pill of md hit me far too hard I came home and it knocked me to sleep. Wonder if I'll ever see her again but I doubt it

As a Catholic i find this offensive

But I still got a boner

kill yourself you stupid cunt
you just ruined my night

the pained cuck look

time to wank and then flog yourself

notice how he has a full grey head of hair while his wife still has plenty of colour

wonder which one's been feeling a decade of constant anxiety

sorry lad forgot where i was

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Jason Genova is the new Elliot Rodger

youtube.com/watch?v=wGdEkE4iCeM

Creasing at how aggressive this is lad fucking hell

it's alright mate, sorry I had a fit. just don't let it happen again.

bad weather bitch
i'm more like gaddafi, i'm not no gandhi
i'm more like i'm david, goliath runnin

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I don't even know who he is but BASED AJ if true

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Yeah that BDSM shit always seemed gay to me

would be a laugh like if aliens existed and you got to shag one. be a proper laugh like that

vulcans get proper horny every 7 years, pon farr or some shit

Quite want a fit lass to rape me at knife point tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg

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>Quite want a fit lass to rape me at knife point tbqh
Based

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Careful what you wish for, lad. Some genies are absolute cunts, if you're not absolutely specific then you're not getting what you actually wanted.

Fucking hell lad, wish that were me tbqh
What you mean by that lad?

>that entire last paragraph

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US girls are just better than UK girls arent they? it's sad

what an absolute beta. imagine going to the police because you had sex with a qt

it's the plot of an x-files episode. a genie fucks with people by giving them their literal wish instead of what they actually wanted. one man wished for invisibility however he didn't specify clothes too. mulder the absolute madman wished for peace on earth. the genie made everyone on earth except mulder disappear

yanks girls do seem a bit more interesting from the ones i have spoken to online. our birds here mostly don't do anything but watch netflix and get pissed, all while putting in no effort. yanks girls usually have proper interests

basically you need to specify exactly what you want otherwise you're going to end up P E G G E D instead of what you actually want

Sounds good tbqh lad. Reckon if my literal wish came true I would be well happy.

missed you in a semi original way