How do i get a mommy gf? Are they kind nurturing women left in America should i just go to Japan and marry a cake?
How do i get a mommy gf? Are they kind nurturing women left in America should i just go to Japan and marry a cake?
Zachary Walker
Charles Scott
Japanese cake is your best bet.
Dylan Watson
>he actually thinks Japanese women are any better
Delusional weeb
Brayden Smith
Getting over your mommy issues is the best bet.
Justin Gomez
Christ Jesus I need to know bumbity bump
Hudson Myers
Top tier taste. If I knew the answer I wouldn't be on here. Well, I probably would just to give advice. Honestly, though, that does sound extremely ideal. I'd take a Japanese mommy gf anyday over 9/10 Stacy roastie.
Jeremiah Harris
>get a job
>get out of your parents' house
>get friends
>get a normal gf
>tell her to be your mommy gf
That's literally it. This WILL work, for the most part. But yea, you will not just "get" a mommy gf, especially if you aren't even a normal guy at the very least. No woman is gonna swoop in and nurture you for real, they'll be willing to pretend for you and shit but you actually have to actually be already self sufficient, and it is just roleplay.
Xavier Edwards
Bump for interest. Where do mommy gfs hang out?
Jayden Scott
They aren't real. In fact, the older women I've known who date younger men are annoying, childish, and stupid.
Landon Ortiz
Are they as dispirit as the rumors make them out to be
It's to late for that me and my mother have issues that can never be resolved
Xavier Thompson
>>get a normal gf
A normal gf is younger than you, you dumb normalfag idiot.
Xavier Rivera
>No woman is going to swoop in and nurture you
Well somebody has to
Michael Jones
>find a woman with big hips and big boobs
>start dating her
>if she isn't already, encourage her to overeat until she is ~10 pounds overweight
>congrats, you're dating a mommy gf
Kayden Carter
>Well somebody has to
No, they don't.
Ayden Baker
Fuck off you ignorant fag, first of all mommy-gf does not equal milf-gf or cougar gf, they are different, mommy gf is about the dynamics not age, secondly suck my dick faggot I was being helpful.
Nah dude seriously, if you want a nurturing mommy gf you have to accept roleplay, a woman still will want you do be an adult for real and have a job and such, but she will be willing to play mommy if thats what you like, she may even like it too. but you need to actually prove yourself first.
Ayden Anderson
There is more to a mommy gf other then just the body type but mom bods are nice
John Reed
agreed
organelle
Andrew Williams
If my own mother never gave me affection and nurturing who will
Matthew Hernandez
Literally the ideal female body type
William Mitchell
but that's the point of the fetish/fantasy - to have a woman take care of you for the rest of your life
you can think it's disgusting or pathetic or whatever other normie insult you can think of, but you won't change what we want, we want a mother figure that will allow us to stay children-like and do everything for us, including sex
we don't actually want to fuck our mothers or anything - well i don't, at least - the huge breasts and milf bodies we masturbate to are just symbols of maternity, visual cues to associate with our fantasies of ideal partners who would nurture us for the rest of our lives
Cameron James
Peak female performance. Nothing can beat it.
Cooper Walker
>If my own mother never gave me affection and nurturing who will
No one
Jordan Fisher
Life is so unfair
Just imagine it living in your cakes fancy apartment watching anime and playing video games and of course sweet tender loving when she comes home
Noah Cooper
>"Hey user come over here and help me do some stretches."
>" Oh user, your grip is so tight you're so strong and sensitive."
Joshua Brown
this, a mommy gf is more about a caring and nurturing personality imo but the body is very nice too
Landon Cook
you know, it's simply because we don't think about it. tfw no mommy gf, i've been feeling this for my whole life. tfw no mommy gf. and god doesn't want me to have it or to want it, i tried to cope with religion, i'm sorry i can't prove god exists to myself, so now i don't have the cope, so, tfw no mommy gf. my feelings don't matter. I should never have been born i'm just another incel loser with no soul. i hate life.
Nicholas Jones
>Hey sweetie it's been a long day come and relax on the bed with me
Landon Perez
Imagine being such a lazy manbaby that it manifested into a fetish for a surrogate mother, who will continue to enable your unhealthy behavior. It's mind-blowing
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Are they as dispirit as the rumors make them out to be
Yes.
I had a desperate 40 year old Jap woman fall in love with me and start talking about marriage right away simply because I was white and single.
Justin Rodriguez
what kind of guy do you have to be to get a mommy gf? asking for a friend
Joshua Baker
How common is this? Will they marry you if you don't speak nip?
Asher Morales
>I should have never been born
I know what your feeling
Excuse me but do you happen to know where we are
Looks like i will take a trip to Japan where do cakes like to hang out bars?
Jayden Wood
>what kind of guy do you have to be to get a... gf?
A desirable one. Not that easy.
Josiah Lewis
A defenseless young man with mommy issues being cute help's too
Anthony Reyes
I'm not sure, maybe I just got really lucky and ended up in the right place at the right time. Either that or the memes are true and they're everywhere.
The woman I met was desperate enough to want marriage despite the huge language barrier. I imagine you would have a much easier time if you were fluent, but it's not always necessary.
I don't know if a lonely Jap woman is the best idea for a gf/wife though. You would probably have very little in common with them. They just go to work and sperg out over Disney shit, not much else.
Xavier Reed
Bars are probably your best bet. You could try Tinder or other dating apps too, I've heard there's some older women on there. Definitely worth the trip even if you don't find a cake gf though.
Michael Evans
do you really think that someone else would take better care of yourself than you? it that how far off you are?
Luke Sanchez
how does one meet a thicc mommy gf? bars? okcupid? at a parent-teacher conference?
Kevin Howard
I'm sure I could find some things in common. Where were you at when you found this woman?
William Collins
At a karaoke bar in Kyoto.
Seriously though, consider that any woman like this will probably want to spend the rest of her life with you out of sheer necessity. She's either gonna want kids right away or not at all, and she'll likely want a more conservative Japanese marriage in which she takes all of your income and issues you an allowance. Be careful what you wish for.
Zachary Harris
Sounds all good to me.
Jordan Moore
Yes a 30 year Japanese woman with a high paying jop can take better care of men than myself
Daniel Scott
Well, go for it then! Japan is a lot of fun no matter how you look at it. Go with an open mind and low expectations and enjoy the culture. You'll be able to find women if you put yourself out there.
Levi Myers
i'm a very cute defenless young man with severe mommy issues and only had one offer from a 50 yo mommy to go be with her. I declined cause even though i'm messed up i would like to start a family with some one.
why did my childhood have to be so fucked up
Julian Richardson
careful, results maybe, mixed
Jason Howard
>durr wmaf bad!
Fuck off tenda
Benjamin Sanchez
Just wait for a 30 something cake to come your way
Of course race mixing is bad but i'm long past the point of caring i just want my Japanese office lady mommy gf
Xavier Nguyen
He would get pussy in japan. He could have even got some in America, but he was a psyco. Serious mental issues. Saw himself as a god and was upset when other people didn't see him in the same way.
Isaac Long
30 might be a cake, but it's a rotten cake ready to be thrown in the trash.
Brandon Wright
I dont want a gf to mommy me, I just want to fuck hot milfs.
Caleb Brown
30 is prime age for cakes
Sebastian Adams
>eating a spoiled cake on new years
Stop.
Hunter Cook
my Filipino gf is everything but a dom mummy gf, she's 27 and thicc af in all the right places but way too sub, fbm
James Edwards
GET OUT OF THIS BOARD!
MILFS ARE WHORES!
Christopher Clark
>Just wait for a 30 something cake to come your way
is that what happened to you? if yes why are you still looking for some one, HOW DO YOU KNOW user?!
Tyler Evans
>Fucking milfs
>Not wanting them to coddle you as they do it
That's like going to the zoo but not looking at the animals
Dominic Russell
How dare you say such a thing about your mother. She was classy as fuck when I bent her over the kitchen table while she was waiting for the oven to warm up to cook your dino tendies.
Jaxon Barnes
You like fucking old, short, fat women Ann?
You sicken me
Asher Wright
No it never happened to me but we know they are dispirit just look for a younger one if you want a family
Liam Jenkins
I'll fuck em all son.
Michael Collins
even goblinas papi?
Bentley Ramirez
Was I unclear in my previous statement about fucking them all?