> blocks your path
> your kidney or your life comrade
what's the best option here.
blocks your path
Jordan Ward
Ethan Nelson
It goes like this:
>Kill girl
>Marry gun
>Fuck background
EZ PZ, fucking brainlet
Asher Jones
Yo yo yo niggas it's the Frederick nigga with the pizza sandwich Aien gronnnnnnn jaja in xerxes FUCKING ASS then I ate her immortality and became white twice before I realized I wasn't on Venus anymore
Jeremiah Peterson
last thread was better with this hot russian girl though
Tyler Nelson
It's a woman dipshit. I overpower her, give her a hickey, and run away. With a new gun too.
Austin Reyes
give her kidney
maybe she will love me
maybe i will feel good about myself for being generous
worst case I can have an excuse (no kidney lol) for not being able to make anything of myself
Hudson Butler
My response
>Take your finger off the trigger, you dumb cunt.
>let me show you how to do it right
>pulls out pocket 9
>see how I keep my finger off the trigger
>puts finger on trigger
>the only time I'll put my finger on the trigger is when I intend to use it
>like so....
>mag-dumps into her face
>now do you SEE how to do it correctly?
Bentley Walker
>gets shot
>has kidneys harvested
>is eternal cuck
why are you like this you autistic fuckbag?
Daniel Ross
>implying a woman could even shoot
Brody Bailey
>nut into barrel of gun
>bullet bounces off the cum clog and into her face
>unclog gun and shoot at her neck until her head comes off
>take head home and use as my necrophilic flesh light
I'm fucking rollin at how you didn't realize this user.
Samuel Miller
The gun is empty...
Thomas Ross
>Sorry babe, but it looks like youve got an empty magwell and I have a full load.
I like you, your gun, and I want both.
Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. What will it be?
Justin Kelly
The ultimate option for Jow Forumsomrades
Henry Wright
instant loss her because the gun is empty
Nathaniel Parker
considering it's a frail woman with a low cal shitty little sidearm she's holding to her own fucking head with zero trigger discipline, lay her ass the fuck out lmfao
Christopher Lewis
ITT:asshurt autists
Why do "people" here feel so easily threatened by everything. Is it because they are insanely insecure and feel like anything could emasculate them?
William Murphy
Calm the tits. Its just an honest shitpost reaction thread that doesnt involve the advanced degeneracy derailing this board. There are other threads where your accusations are true. This isnt one.
Elijah Harris
I have an organ I can give you
Gavin Sullivan
>honest shitpost reaction
Thats it though. Its a reflection of your inner state. Its how you feel in general and you express it through "shitposts". Comedy is usually used to talk about uncomfortable things and things that you wouldnt talk about in a serious context.
Jordan Cruz
>shover her to the ground
>take gun
>rape her
>at point of no return unload both barrels
Brandon Hill
>muh trigger discipline
Stop being a fucking literal spastic or retard and you have nothing to worry about with having your finger on the god damned trigger. People were doing it that way for hundreds of years and didn't accidentally shoot themselves or each other because they were not retards with no control over their god damn hands.