Mire Thread

>and then walk away

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>low test zoomer detected

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>Get interviewed at old school Samoan/Hawaiian gym
>Owner is big as hell guy and ex football/ bodybuilder
>Interview goes well and he says I'm a good person
>"You look like you're ready for a bodybuilding contest man."
>laugh and tell him not just yet but definitely once I get to be as big as him
>"Think you're gonna be a good fit here, I like you already."

I've surpassed wanting mires from women, this is what it means to be mired.

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>Go to new years party
>Most all of us are medical residents
>Holding a beer
>One of my coworkers grabs and squeezes my bicep
>I say "can I help you?"
>She says something about how big my arm looks while in a flexed position holding a beer
>She's kinda cute, but at the very upper end of acceptable thickness
>Smoke weed, get drunk, and pass out on my mate's giant bean bag and never fuck her
>Heh, I showed her

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Report her to HR lol

>inb4 found the incel hurr durr hurr

>Smoke weed, get drunk, and pass out on my mate's giant bean bag and never fuck her
Classic maneuver.

based medical resident avoiding the RN thots

>at a party not on a work site
Lmao, you are an incel

Is he natty?

ew. what a whack line.
This one could be good if you are confident

>"I'm not usually into white guys, but [user] i really want you to take me home"
What would you do in this situation? Happened to me recently

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Wear a condom lol

>NEET detected

You can report co-workers for shit they do to you outside of work you fucking donut.

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talk shit at them
>Yeah, you look like you're an expert
With the right energy in implies she's an alcoholic. Older bitches love going on about how they're red wine fiends, it's an easy in

something normal, not one liners, like this
>haha im just looking i dont really like wine its too strong for me, i like beer better ...
and have a conversation

>"Oh don't worry! I can get you an Uber, I gotta be somewhere"

>sorry i have to go

And by the way I fucked her but made her walk back to her dorm alone

(also found out she's dating an asian guy, and they were absolutely "together" when we fucked)

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I want to fuck, not have a conversation

>did you get your tickets to the gun show?
>flex the 'ceps

you start from there, how else will you get to bed?

>fucking something that fucks niggers unironically

bruh

it wasnt niggers, it was asians apparently

Fantastic bait

RED FLAG

Don't shit where you eat, man. A Jow Forums doctor is basically a default Chad and some girls will go insane if you give them the D and don't marry them after.

what??

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It really is true, even if you barely lift being 12% body fat is all you need to be mired

Been in this exact situation before.
>face involuntarily scrunched up before I could even process what she said
>"haha gross" looking straight forward
>she just stood there dumbfounded
>walk over to kitchen and bros that she didn't know
>said only one word to her since then, said hi in response

That’s not 12%bf lol

Based and positively redpilled, was it a thought out reaction or impulse?

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How is this hard, why not just accept her offer?

Bassed

His wife looks like shit tho

What can I say except: “you’re welcome!”

Happened this morning
>Shopping earlier today
>There are some cheap baggy shirts on sale, nice to lift
>Get a couple and go try em
>All changing rooms are full, dont really wanna wait on there
>There is a big mirror in the corridor where all the changing rooms are
>fuck it, take my shirt off and change in the middle of there
>A 7-8 yo kid comes out of one of rooms and sees me shirtless
>He looks in awe, staring at me, i give him a thumbs up and smile
>His eyes brighten and goes running to his mom, stopping mid way to look once again

I think i have planted the seed for a new swolebro

I got an appointment at new dentist today.
> sitting in the waiting room
> nurse comes in, calls my name, have me fill out some form and tells me that we will do x-ray as I am new there
> It's the dentist x-ray so you have to put your head in some harness, bite in some stick and wait for 2 panels to spin around your head basically
> she goes behind the wall, starts it up, panel gets stuck on my shoulder
> nurse comes back in: "Ou, it's stuck let me restart that"
> starts it again, again stuck on my shoulder, this time she checks it out...
> Ou you have wide shoulders that's why it's stuck, then proceeds with adjusting the x-ray...

I am a fat fuck, was told I have wide shoulders few times but it's always nice to hear it(she wasn't hot though)

based

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And gasspilled

Nice

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interview for what?

Based and redpilled

>be me
>leaving locker room in sports centre
>mom waiting for her children outside
>"Oh my, how did you get so fit?"
>"I do bjj"

>she grabs her children and hurries then away with a distressed look on her face

>she gets home and proceedes to mastrubate furiously while thinking of me

She thinks you suck dick for cash, I doubt she would do that.

>say I do bjj
>"Hahahaha is that like blowjobs or something"

Every fucking time

Nice

>be me
>35 yr old boomer fighting death jacked as shit
>hanging out with a mixed group and working on my laptop
>russian roastie is flirting with some new guy
>tall and not fat but probably hadn’t touched a weight in months
>”come sit next to me new guy”
>totes wants to fuck him but newguy is scared or some shit
>”haha no no I’m ok over here”
>”you don’t want to come seet nyext to myeeh?”
>”ha no I won’t fit over there”
>plenty of room, but obv she wanted to get close to him
>”come on, you’re not like user. He’s... perfect.”
>mfw I have graduated from being the guy who is made jealous to the guy who is used to make the other guy jealous

Only took me 35 years. There’s hope for all of us

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Truly a mire that lights my fire user

Really crackles your campfire

>he didn't get interviewed before getting his gym membership
what kind of shit gym do you work out at? do you live in South America?