Am I doing it right u dumb sacks of trash

this is what I've been eating because of you. this is dinner, now, thanks Jow Forums.

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looks like shit desu

do you eat poop? beef, turkey, an egg to simulate a fetus and the snack of the gods: water.

But why are you using scissors instead of a fork user?

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is that a piece of lemon tucked in the shit?

snipping > stabbing
no, an egg

eating scissors is bad for you lad

What am I seeing OP? Is that egg even cooked? Using scissors as ustensils? So many questions

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Kinda looks like a pile of shit. Keep practicing those kitchen skills fampaitachi

are they supposed to be
how do you eat your beef and water

OP, you’re based, and you’re definitely gonna make it

youre welcome fatso

I don't eat them, Jesus, I just use them to cut the meat. I used to just tear the meat up but it gets under my nails.
thank you

With taco seasoning, cheese, salsa, and a tortilla. Makes for a great pre-workout before I go fuck your mother.

Do you not have knives in your country?
Are you a bong?

>taco seasoning, cheese, salsa, and a tortilla
wow a mexican giving advice
>fuck your mother
you wish, my mom is hot.

my meat comes out of a tube and I snip it. I shouldn't have had them in the pic I guess, not sure why the confusion

>I used to just tear the meat up but it gets under my nails.
OP, you already sound like you've left humanity behind. You're defs going to make it, bud.

pretty thin really. tryin to get bulkier

>you put slight effort into your cooking? Must be a mexican
Also i know your mom is hot she likes the big fucc i provide for her.

A tube? What does that even mean?

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>eats things called "taco" and "tortilla"
>eats for pleasure not sustinence
ok, and my mother would flick her bean before she fucked a beaner, trust me I know her.
I guess its more of a cylinder?

learn too cook

So meat paste then?

ground, so sort of. thought it was common. I eat other variations of meat, but mostly tube.
that meat is cooked, but the egg is not, its warm already. warm egg over meat is a tasty meal. so yes, I can cook.

>I eat other variations of meat, but mostly tube.

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>mostly tube
lol good luck with your tube meat
funny thing about tube meat, your mother is really into it too.