Fembots: What's the best position for eating your pussy? What position do you typically prefer to be in?

Fembots: What's the best position for eating your pussy? What position do you typically prefer to be in?

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fembot here, just wanted to say eating pussy or ass is the most beta cuxk movwnyou can make, you literally look pathetic doing it

im not eating it for you, bitch. i'm eating it so you'll get wetter and hotter and feel better for me.

Nah, this is real larping. Women love getting the box ate. STFU you loser trash.

fuck
that sounds like a challenge
I bet I can prove that there is nothing more alpha than tongue fucking you till you cum

Almost always on their back. I've never been with a girl who liked being eaten from behind or something. They're all hyper sensitive about their asshole for some reason. Except sluts, I fucked a slut once who let me go thumb deep out of nowhere then stick it in her ass. Gross bitch. I did it anyway tho

>btw i'm a guy
Every girl loves getting that pussy licked

Nah its hot having a girl wrap her legs around your head and grab at you as she cums all over your face. They basically choke you and you can't breathe because they'll pin your head against them with their legs.

don't care, I enjoy it too damn much
>with some random chick
>eating her out
>suck her entire puss meat into my mouth
>tonguebang clit while I suck
>she's cumming like mad
>move down to her ass while I finger her box for a while
>move back up to her snatch
>double shocker
>get back on her clit
>she loses it completely and starts pissing everywhere
>my face is drenched
>she blacks out and I fuck her ass

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If you are so inseruce you need your man to project 100% masculinity 100% of the time you are going to have a terriable marriage.
I suggest you work on that

>she blacks out
what that fuck

You did't tell us about the mickey, user.

Actual femanon here, it's not that it's beta cuck move but since im a submissive one I prefer to be the one pleasuring my partner

Eating pussy can be dominant too. Like if I tied you up and then repeatedly licked you to the brink of orgasm and then stopped. Until you are begging for mercy.

What about 69ing? Double the pleasure, double the fun.

>i watch way too much porn and haven't been in a relationship

>tfw no horny fuckpig gf that will let me suck on her clit.

Honestly, I just want a gf who will let me eat her out.
Any other kind of sex would be optional, I just want to eat her out.

This shit is why virgins on here say eating pussy is beta. You're a fag.

Normal, laying on my back with him laying in between my legs.

Nice larp

Sounds nice. Do you shave your pussy?

No, I trim every couple of months when the hair gets really out of control.

why are you posting my nudes user

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Is it hairy now? If so can I come over and lick it?

Look, I dunno if your boyfriend is a weirdo like this faggot but the vast majority of dudes do not like eating a hairy pussy because of all the hair that will get in their mouth. Shave that shit for him if he's too pussy to ask.

>she blacks out and I fuck her ass
what the fuuck

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The girl I'm with prefers to ride my face cowgirl style. She's a gusher too so almost drown in her grool. The best part is that it's creamy and gives me good lube for clit licking and makes me feel like a role reversed cumslut. She's a clit girl so we do this almost every time we have sex

Yes and no

My bf likes the hair (and I get hair in my mouth too sometimes, if you catch my drift).

you are the epitome of a betamale
"Honestly, I just want a gf who will let me eat her out.
Any other kind of sex would be optional, I just want to eat her out. but the best scenario is eating her out whilst she sucks her boyfriends dick"
have some fucking dignity retard.

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>if you catch my drift
Your boyfriend also has a vagina. I get you ;)

>tfw like hairy pussy too
D-do you still have a bf? Do you need a new one or possibly two?

enjoy your cancer

desubaka

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I lucked out an got a gf who doesn't like getting oral

I don't like bjs either so it works out

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>lucked out on getting a gf he can't make cum

she orgasms at least once every time we fuck

Is that what she tells you? Rough.

you don't have to try this hard to justify pussy licking, there are different types of men

I mean if you can't catch a deer, keep picking berries

You're not catching deer or picking berries user. You're in the Matrix and I'm trying to snatch your ass into reality.

kek you're a funny motherfucker

no one wants to sit on your face, its uncomfortable to hold yourself up for that long, and i get self conscious about crushing you, even if you say its fine

so laying on my back

>and i get self conscious about crushing you
you must be fat if you think you're going to crush us

did she enjoy the UTI?

>really want to please gf and make her orgasm
>don't want to look like a loser cuck

This is why I'll never lick pussy. Women literally and figuratively look down on you for doing it. Plus, if she isn't a virgin, I don't want another guys cum hole anywhere near my mouth. That also means I will never kiss a non-virgin woman. Period.

Chad here who loves eating pussy and ass, and I am damn good at it. My gf loves it and there is no better feeling than being able to make her convulse like she has epilepsy because of simple yet highly strategic and effective things I do with the tip of my tongue. Then once she is absolutely spent from my masterclass in cunnilingus, I enter her now lubricated canal, primed for blissful coitus. Give her a vaginal orgasm, shoot her up with millions of XX/XY, and go about my day while she passes out from the overwhelming feeling of bliss that I just gave her.

So if youre not LARPing, you are really missing out and either have a gross southern section or frankly ur just a dumb bitch. Or both.

Happy hump day.

Its nicest when the other girl lies face down with her butt up. I also really enjoy that position for myself.

>Chad here who loves eating pussy and ass, and I am damn good at it. My gf loves it and there is no better feeling than being able to make her convulse like she has epilepsy because of simple yet highly strategic and effective things I do with the tip of my tongue. Then once she is absolutely spent from my masterclass in cunnilingus, I enter her now lubricated canal, primed for blissful coitus. Give her a vaginal orgasm, shoot her up with millions of XX/XY, and go about my day while she passes out from the overwhelming feeling of bliss that I just gave her.

What are the best sex positions to make her happy?

>convulse like she has epilepsy
LMAO your girlfriend is doing the ol' fake porno "female orgasm" shtick

shes fucking ACTING retard.

I hate having my pussy eaten. I am 100% a giver. I'll suck your dick, titfuck you or eat/fuck your asshole while partially clothed but do not come near my pussy. What's wrong with me?

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youre not a girl so.

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God that's really hot being denied access to your pussy and being only allowed to cum from your mouth and tits. You got Discord or a throwaway email?

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These LARPing threads are fucking killing me.
rule 30 my dudes
rule 30

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How do you feel about abusive relationships where you are regularly raped

whatever position i don't have to look at you

friendly reminder: eating pussy is the primary cause of throat cancer

also, why should you 'eat' those piss-reeking, rottenperiodblood-stinking flaps? isn't it better and more hygienic, say, a real icecream?

>blacks out
what the fuck you freak

I've had sex with 3 girls that look like the OP pic

Every single one of them really, really wanted cum in their pussy at all times and could not get fucked enough

Pussy is for fucking, not eating

This. Pussy eating was invented by feminine Jewish men. Besides, I only have sex with sluts so I wouldn't put my mouth anywhere near their vaginas.

Any position but if you sneak a lick of my asshole i will do whatever you want.

Throat cancer comes from an HPV-infected woman.
If she is clean there is no risk.

>Nah its hot having a girl wrap her legs around your head and grab at you as she cums all over your face. They basically choke you and you can't breathe because they'll pin your head against them with their legs.
extremely based

I am today XD

>cuxk movwnyou
What did he mean by this?

Don't like all women have hpv

I wouldn't think a girl would be into that.
Are you into anal as well or is it just the shock you like?

Why do guys ITT think that all women like having their pussy eaten?
I don't like it much, I'd much rather get fucked. It's better than getting haemorrhoids but sex is 10x better.

Because 95% of women do like it.
Also porque no los dos?

What's submissive about wanting to please your partner?

It fucking isn't. Primary causes include smoking, excessive drinking and poor dental hygiene.
You might get it if your partner has HPV and you aren't vaccinated. Get the vaccine.

Still, guys behave like it's literally all girls. A lot of women do, a bunch don't.
I don't mind it, but I only do it for the guy. Doesn't do much for me.

>Every girl loves getting that pussy licked
Got an ex that didn't.

I'm so glad I can eat pussy again.

It depends on how you see things, I guess.
Personally I feel most submissive in bed when I am getting eaten out, but for some people, it is the opposite.

dangerously based

And meanwhile I refuse to date a man that doesn't eat pussy. Funny how different people can be.
>tfw bf offers oral every time, never even have to ask
Feels good to always be wet and wanting when he fucks me

This is basically my fantasy

ey, i had a gf that regularly came from vaginal penetration but not oral; now its the other way around go figure
there are a lot of different body types