Can you reach that for me user? :)

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

can you reach that for me user? :)

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Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

I-I'll go find a ladder or something

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Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Hahahhahaha womanlet
So pathetic, you'll never find a boyfriend!

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

I bet Chad could.
*crunch*
*crunch*

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Fuck you I'm 5'8 you teasing bitch.

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Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

Had this happen a couple years ago

be 5’11” manlet
at safeway
browsing the greek yogert section for the cheap protein
9/10 short milf comes by
tried to reach the top shelf
can’t get it
looks at me
say “hey there, you’re nice and tall could you please get that for me”
sure
reach and get it for her
she smiles and say “it’s a good thing strong tall men are around when you need them”

it felt like a smart to a weird milf porno with no porno

John Williams
John Williams

Same here, I had the exact same experience except we had heterosexual intercourse afterwards, haha.

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

You faggots over 5'9 have it so fucking easy and you still call yourself manlets? Seriously go fuck yourself.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

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Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

I think it's a meme.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Oh fuck off, why don’t you just get your boyfriend to get it for you. We both know you two lord his height over me.
I asked you out Sarah and you just snorted before walking away.
Fuck I hate you and I hate it when you pretend to be nice ‘how was your weekend user’ ‘user are you seeing anyone? I have friends...’ and I hate him just as much ‘user bud what’s up?’ user I think the girl likes you”
Well it’s ok because soon I’ll be better and won’t need you, I’ll disappear, I’m leaving the country next week. Tomorrow’s my last day and no one at work other than boss knows. You’ll never even notice my absence though. I didn’t want a pity party thrown for me, and I know that was going to happen because boss was dissapited when I said I didn’t want a party.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

It’s ok it’s ok its ok I’m not horny and lonely and I’ll not freak out oh god please please help me I’m so lonely and horny

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Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

Still dumb as fuck

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

kek

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

I honestly don't know why they make shelves so tall at stores when most people can't even reach.

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

be 5’11” manlet
at safeway
browsing the greek yogert section for the cheap protein
9/10 short milf comes by
tried to reach the top shelf
can’t get it
looks at me
say “hey there, you’re nice and tall could you please get that for me”
y-you too
360 and walk away while shitting my pants and crying

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Why do I feel like such a fucking midget at 5'9 and yet everyone seems to say that it's the Manlet height that people start to respect you at

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Who in the world told you this, my tiny friend

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

360 and walk away
I unironically want to try this just to see the look on people's faces.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

that wonderful feeling when get high objects for little old ladies and lift heavy for the elderly.
Feels fantastic

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Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

If you see anyone with a deer in headlights look when you do it you’ll know that they know

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

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Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

this happened to me but with a 70 year old woman and i had a bunch of groceries in my pants that i was shoplifting

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

Wtf is this

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Name or insta?

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

preemptive justice

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

I did a reverse image search for ya, looks like it's an image from /pol/.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Yeah I already reverse searches it, her name is mallory and it seems some German user got the pics from a /b/ fb/ig fap thread

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

s-sure
fails
gets down on hands and knees
gosh user! I wish my bf was as chivalrous as you! :)

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

I wonder if she would regret posting this picture on the internet if she knew that it would be used forevermore to get (you)'s.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

Be 30 yr old woman
Go to Dairy section of Safeway for a gallon of milk and yogurt
Skinny slender kid is there autistically inspecting the label on some yogurt
Looks like a lost baby giraffe or something
He looks at me and immediately looks away as I walk in
He looks at my chest, turned red as a tomato
Notice a bulge on his shitty basketball shorts, probably a boner
Try and get to the yogurt but the sperg is in my fucking way
Decide to fuck with him
"Excuse me, you're nice and tall, can you get that for me?"
"O-okay"
Grabs tub of yogurt
"Thanks, I really needed a Strong man to help me"
He's physically shaking
"Yo-You're Welcome"

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

Reminder that these off topic threads are incels (and I do t use that term lightly) closest form of interaction with females
Behind the keyboard of op is a twink faggot

David Turner
David Turner

Post body, op
inb4 no you!

Jace Green
Jace Green

Hold the fuck up, I go to college with her. Like unironically, she goes to fsu

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

Fuck her for me yeah?

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

Kind of been a goal of mine, but why the fuck is she on Jow Forums?

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

Looks like some user has been posting her on /b/ for (you)s, specifically a German user

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

This is joke yes?

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

I’m praying it’s a pasta

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

Top kek

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

Take heart, bro. I was in the same situation you were in, so I became a woman and stole the boyfriend from my oneitis.

Justin Long
Justin Long

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Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Don't play with me bitch

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

I know it's pasta, but
girl was rude to you once
she and her boyfriend are bros otherwise
user leaves the country because of this
It's so good.

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

C O P E

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Very funny sis, but you have been dead for 2 years now haha

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

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Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

Sure thing sweetie
Gets it and puts it on a higher shelf
Take the lanklet pill

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Put me in the screencap

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Jason Perez
Jason Perez

fuck off Drew, get it yourself

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Dios mio..

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

360 is not walking away you fucking retard

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

(You)

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Jokes on you, I'm 6'2", I can still find it odd how the selves are constructed.

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

*Joke's

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

*shelves

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Kek

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John Barnes
John Barnes

When we don't, we get beaten with barbells and pushed back into the pit.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

Nope, im a manlet, sorry :/

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

well baby i'm 6'2 and never leave the house without my 1" lifts in my nike airmax shoes so yeah probably!

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

letting yourself be used by a thot
Lmao

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Pls be pasta , otherwise you are running from problems you don’t have

Eli Long
Eli Long

Lol idiot if you turn 360 degrees you would be facing the same direction.... Can't believe it's summer already, newfriend

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

well you're looking down at me so what do you think

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

Based

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

kek

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

tfw the only times it happens is when 80 y/o grandmas ask me

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Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

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James Baker
James Baker

Keked

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

that wonderful feeling when you are finally needed by someone

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Robert Allen
Robert Allen

At least you got those quads

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Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

This is me. I'm 1,68m.

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Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

She said something nice to you because you did her a favor. What a completely mundane story user.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

nah fuck off bitch I will never help a thot because they never helped me in life. go ask Chad or some other beta orbiter

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

be 5’6
at market
browsing the tuna section for the protein
8/10 short teen with nice rack comes by
tries to reach the top shelf
can’t get it
looks at me
she moves on passing me by

There's nothing I could've done. It affects me from time to time but fuck it, better to focus on important things.

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Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

lold

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

t. newfag

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

You must be fun at parties...

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

it's okay hun, Chad's got it.
Chad, could you come over here? I need you to reach something for me.

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Henry Carter
Henry Carter

Train for dat manlet strength so you can someday punch the shelve and it drops perfectly in your hands

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

This isn't funny one bit. Do you honestly think this is how normies think? Have you ever interacted with a human being you retarded autist? or is your interpretation of human interaction based completely on greentext stories?
why do people like you even exist

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Imagine being such a pathetic shut-in that you spend your time insulting little kids vlogging who get 13 views per video. KYS incel.

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Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

lmao at losers in this thread, I'm 5'6 and I deny 7-8/10 girls my dick even when they are basically begging.

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

Idk how I feel about this, I know her kind of well so seeing a girl I know being used on Jow Forums for bait is a really, really weird feeling.

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Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

Bitch I'm as tall as you

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

cringe and bluepilled

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Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

post her feet

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

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