/britfeel/

what should I be doing? tailor your answer specifically to me bb

Weird looking dog that is lad

nyeoooooooooooooow
BANG

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>what should I be doing?
putting yourself in social situations that could lead to talking to a female in a casual setting with could lead to gf

Sent this song to my gf now she thinks I'm some sort of white supremacist, well, I mean I am but this song doesn't have any racial element to it
youtu.be/PfSL-6YExzk

>asked dad to buy me a bidet attachment for the toilet as a Christmas present
>I am really fucking fat, so it would be nice to clean my arse properly for once
>asked him a week ago
>ever since he has been 'bantering' me
>keeps calling me 'Hoser of the Brown Rose' and going 'waaaay'
>whenever i walk past him bends down and blows air onto my arse
>says 'I am BiDad' and starts laughing
>tried to explain its for hygiene reasons and would be better for everyone
>he calls me a big girls blouse
>everytime I come out of the bathroom says 'calm down, Santa hasn't been yet'

Its really fucking getting to me. I just want a cleaner rim ffs.

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looks like a cross between a rabbit and a beaver

>Hear firework outside
>see this post

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Based boomer tbqh

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this. It's fine to have tfw no gf, but you must remember you don't "deserve" one in the sense you haven't done anything to warrant it

Mummy said I can't cook the pork chop recipe I wanted. Did it anyway.
I'm a real adult now.

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like what shouldI do tho

I dont care if its all lies, I want to believe this post is true

alreet lads

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user absolutely bantered to death by BiDad

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That's a kitchen to rival Kay's in filth
at least the food looks significantly better

Gonna go watch corrie with mummy

top draw banter tbqhwy

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can make my hand look like I'm turning into a werewolf lads

What do I get mummy for her birthday??

Lemon drizzle cake.

Reckon it's much filthier than Kay's kitchen.

Absolute state of some of you lads families eh

Top lad, good shout

>incorrectly believing gf life is better than bachelor life.

Even Timothy J Byrne understands this.

th-thanks mate. You're a good egg too.

There must be tons of social stuff you could go to this time of year

yea liek wot tho

>tfw you waited to till the new thread to post your thought but when the new thread came you can't remember what you were going to post

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Lee Anthony Hoyland singing sea shanties at ethnic minorities to try to scare them into knowing where the door is.

He's fucking gone lads wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

youtube.com/watch?v=O_VFU4dKsr8

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and here we have a harbinger of art hoes

youtube.com/watch?v=3LLpNKo09Xk

I used to unironically enjoy dubstep, but never when old classics were used in it

things like that always made me cringe

Is the world gonna be ok when the zoomers take over?

what to watch tonite boyoyots

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I'm I the oldest one here?

31

tenebrae
youtube.com/watch?v=RlBnDpZD9Vk

alri lad. love a bit of argento. will do.

>All those price tags

Get a load of richie rich over here

My dad has unironic depression and anxiety

nice incel cope
you get thirstier than an african every time you interact with a woman

>paki walks by and sees this
youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

alright mate didn't need to get that sad did you really

Come to the conclusion I'm a retard lads

100 quid int rich lad

Turns out ignorance is bliss lad, live it up.

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Found my LG Cookie in a cupboard all that's on there is music from when I was in school

Just saying, like father like son and all that eh

But he's self aware enough to know that he's a retard. I'm also smart enough to know I'm a mong

Yeah mate, don't like to think about any lads from here being sad too much so I usually hide the sadposts tbqh

Here's how a vegan can eat at Subway

Choose the Italian or plain brown bread, the others have cheese/honey in them

Then skip the main and just ask for salad, get lettuce, onions, peppers, tomatoes etc

Get sweet chilli sauce

everytime i get the late train into wigan for my /nightwalk/ im gonna post these all around town and we can have a nice scavenger hunt

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Why anyone would willingly live like this is beyond me.

any lads here drink bourbon?

Commando is the only decent film there.

>nipple hanging out
bit lewd

anytime someone mentions veganism I remember the videos of all the people that show how fucked up it made them

Lee Anthony Hoyland painting his mother from head to toe in spray paint from Poundland for his entry into Sheffield's amateur Bond parody competition with "Goldminger".

didn't know you could drink biscuits

very funny lad
I'll fuck you last

o-ok I'll just stop posting
on a lighter note I'm off to put my Chicago Town pizza in the oven. a tasy 1900 calorie snack

Why do you keep collecting them? Do you have enough storage space

youtube.com/watch?v=In9xaGc0FJA

Which one of you was this?

>Autistic
>I woz loneleh
>neighbours get involved confirming he's a nonce
>doing it behind his GF's back

Absolutely based. Dirty paedophilic bastid.

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swear I saw the same two posts last night

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>doing it behind his GF's back
none of us then

It's so nice, salad and chilli sauce is as nice as salad, fatty meat and chilli sauce only healthier

Don't need to stop posting lad, I just feel a bit sad cause I think of you all as my mates

"Y YOO SPEAKIN TOO A TWELF YER ALD GERL?"

you know me lad, i like to live on the edge

That retard wearing a Marshal vest is fucking mental, he's just gonna end up getting himself sent down for public order

>I just feel a bit sad cause I think of you all as my mates
Same here pal, and I like to open up here because I don't irl, but I don't want to get you guys down with my posts

It's alright mate, you know your britfeel mates care about you eh

You a full vegan

I'm in my final year of uni and have no job lined up for when I graduate.
I have 0 work experience and on track for a 2:2. I'm so fucked.

yes and it's fun to have something to do

incels.is/threads/its-catastrophically-mind-blowing-how-much-we-missed-out-on.82323/

read and weep

I'm 27 and I've been getting dull aches in my chest. A visit to my doctor and some tests at the hospital have confirmed i'm the early stages of heart disease. One of the arteries in my neck is almost blocked up. I'm getting surgery next week to remove the plaque. It turns out my family has a history of cardiovascular diseases and I've got some pretty shitty genes.

I've been told I've basically got to remove all saturated fat from my diet and I'll be on blood thinners for the rest of my life.

What are the dull aches like and how long did you have them for?
Sounds like something you could easily miss.

He's a bastard who deserves punishment, but the lack of intelligence of the "hunters" (all they do it set up a fake account, hardly difficult) here in particular is absolutely repulsive

>tfw occasionally have that after a can of monster
not gonna die am i lad

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sounds like bollocks already. Lads in secondary where popular because they were either 'ard, good at sports or funny - usually a mixture of 3. Me and my mates were unpopular because we were spergy mongs. half of the deano type lads were ugly as fuck

What's your weight and height ratio?

Started in my early twenties. I'd work out and whenever it got too strenuous I'd get a dull ache feeling in the left side of my chest and the top of my right arm.

Incels absolutely seething because they can't be social

stop making yourself miserable SP

15:05
"am gonna let ya go. ah yoo ever gonna fooking do it again? ya promise me yer never gonna do it again? You know what? Tough, yer goin nowhere yer dirty bastad"

Holy fuck the norf meme has come to life
fucking creasing over here lads.

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*Tv suddenly switches off*
YA THOUGHT YA WOZ WATCHIN' STANLEY KUBRICK'S CLASSIC FILM LOLITA.
WELL YA WASN'T WATCHIN' THAT PAEDO FILTH
YA WERE WATCHIN' ME!
UNDA NONCE HUNTAH CODE CHAPTER SIX LINE EIGHT WATCHIN' THIS IS A FOOKIN NONCE CRIME CONSPIRACEH TO WATCH KIDS
'OLD HIM DOWN BIG MATE, IM CALLIN T'TAXI
*Sofa wraps around your arms and holds you in place. It was Big Dave all along...*

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fuck me the incels are downies. Birds are not that ased about your height or what ever other bollocks you tell yourself. the few chads i know are 5 ft 7, its mostly face and personality. you dont get girls because you are socially awkward and you don't put yourself in situations where you can pull girls.

>Birds are not that ased about your height or what ever other bollocks you tell yourself
how deluded of you.