Help!

um...so i just woke up and my sister is lying next to me... what do?

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get up and castrate yourself

well she is kinda..in the way

Wake her up silly user

how is she in the way ?

post pics then rape her faggot

Brush the hair over her ear and rest your hand on her hip.

hold her and go back to sleep.

did as you said and she just freaked out and stormed out of the room

Ask her what she did last night

kida hard when she just stormed out

Kill her OP, its the right thing to do..

Should of asked her if it was nice for her too, then laughed as she freaked out thinking the worse and taunted her for the rest of eternity.

Don't jump to conclusions, she probably doesn't wanna bone you. If she does she'll make it clear. Think nothing of it.

OP here...
i think she is right outside my door now

Well, what happened now?

OP again
she came into my room, screamed and cried about something ,she said bathroom i think, and on top of this insanity, i think i might have mild amneasia as i cant remember anything about last night. i really need some advice...

Try to be calm and ask what happened last night and why she was there next to you.
If the answer is what we're all thinking, maybe it's time for castration.

Tell me what do you hate most about redditors and I'll tell you my secret

soo...she calmed down and we just finished talking...

apperently me, my sister and some of our friends was at a bar the previous night, and i got black out drunk, they decided that they should get me home (there is a one year gap between me and them which makes them all act like their my parents) but home to my sister because that was closer.

then apperantly i mumble in a moment of half-consciousness "i love you". and things just spiraled out of control after that until i woke up this morning.

i think she really does love me, she said stuff like "i have had feelings for you since we were teenagers". what the fuck am i going to do?

Ride it hard, brother.
Nothing wrong with it if it's all consensual

i don't fucking your sister is a good idea, so just talk your way out of this

Wincest time brotha

Tell me, do you live in a porno? Because this sounds like the setup to a porno.

In all honesty, talk this out privately. Theres some deep-seated family issues there that I think you need to address. I dont know if you guys think its wrong but you might want to try it once just to get it out of the way. More than likely when push comes to shove neither of you will actually have the nerve.

yes your probably right... i dont really know why i asked for help here of all places... but thanks anyway.

atleast you would be right hadnt i gotten her pregnant...

tell her to fuck off, of course.

>no way, fag
organically