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You have to respect this move. He knows what he likes.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

It’s funny how everyone gets mad at Trump for everything, but if that nigger Obama did half this shit, people would be like “LMAOOOOO OUR PREZ SAVAGE AF SENPAI HE MY NIGGA LOOOOL NIGGA IS ROASTIN TF OUTTA THE FBI”

Trump acts like a nigger tho

Lol

Despite Trump's money, he really is poorly bred just white trash.

So did obama

Mcdonalds gets gross if you don't eat it within 15-20 minutes. That's pretty goddamn gross but i'd still eat it

Nah, if Obama did this, I would think it's trashy as fuck. It's trashy no matter who does it.

>Despite money, it really is poorly bred just white trash.
That's modern america as a whole. Except
>america
>white

I don't respect fat fucks or people who eat at McDick's

Dude the media blasted Obama for putting mustard on a hot dog. He was declared unpresidential and a good for wearing a tan suit once. Republicans also constantly call his wife a tranny monkey and his kids a bunch of teenage sluts.

McDonald's is gross in any time frame.

No, Don is legit trashy.

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Obama had $60,000 dollars worth of hot dogs brought in with taxpayer money

says the retard as he posts a picture of the multi billionaire president of the united states in his personal private jet. stay obsessed, butthurt faggot.

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And Trump literally golfs every 2nd day and has been using his presidency to leverage business deals. Who gives a shit.

cope harder

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source: this soi sucking pussy's unusually loose asshole

his wife is a tranny monkey though
rest of your post is fine, every president gets shit they dont deserve.

The responses would mostly be just the inverse of what they are now. Keep in mind that Obama got dragged for pointless shit as well (Dijon mustard) and the liberal media wasn't sucking his dick as hard as they are now which is mostly due to them comparing him to Trump. They even act like Bush was okay now.

You can't act like Trump supporters defending this would suddenly not give the slightest of fucks if it was Obama who did it. That's just the way it works.

i bet you can barely bench 225

>All that disgustin fake food

YIKES

>using his presidency to leverage business deals

Sounds like a breach of fiduciary duty.

T. 130 lb vegan cuck

Mirin

Lmao
BASED

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the amount of asshurt this man leaves in his wake is truly amazing

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>rooting for sides in politics
Never going to make it....

>Wendy's
Based

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>ginger hair with dark eyes
for some reason this combination is my favorite

Jesus christ...
I....
I precummed...

I want to find her and rape her.

>be president
>have unlimited resources and chefs at your beck and call 24/7
>eat shitty mcdonalds burgers
yikes

Cool. Trump is in process of appropriating land from owners via national emergency and has shut down the government over forcing american tax payers to pay 5,000,000,000. Something that the majority do not want, and so have not done.

In terms of lost GDP the shutdown has currently cost about 3,500,000,000 lost. And about 800,000 employees are out of work. Also good to note is that 30% or so of Americans effectively live pay cheque to pay cheque and cannot afford even a 1,000 emergency.

Fucking BASED

USED to have unlimited resources and chefs at your beck and call 24/7
and then you threw a hissy fit and got the gobment shut down over a wall that won't even solve any of the problems you are supposed to be trying to solve but will funnel billions into contractors pockets
>Drain the swamp

What's more American than McDonald's? A true patriot

>Be billionaire president business tycoon
>Maintain the common touch by consuming literal tons of standard American hamburgers and diet Coke to experience the same delusions as your voting base and speak to them
>Redpilled

>the GDP went down because the government wasn't paying people to dig and fill holes

>burgers stacked on silver platters and silver bowls full of mcnugget sauces
>fine china to dish up on
>golden credenzas to light up the table

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this is true

But that's such a shitty measurement of gdp. The government simply isn't paying people. You could double gibs by the government for people doing "jobs" and you'd similarly boost gdp

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>oh no government workers aren’t getting paid to sit around and drink coffee

You know what else gets gross 15-20

YOU GOTTA LIVE IT!

You sound asshurt

>the sauces in the gravy
I can't help but feel like he genuinely thinks he's throwing a feast.

I'm actually really happy. The worse USA (government/GDP) does the better I do, financially speaking.

*tips fedora*

Glad I'm not the only one who completely lost their shit to that irony.

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>"The vast majority of Department of Homeland Security employees will also work without a regular paycheck. The nearly 90 percent of workers in the agency affected by a shutdown would include 53,000 Transportation Security Administration employees, as well as 42,000 Coast Guard employees."
"As many as 54,000 employees from Customs and Border Protection — the agents who are currently working to secure the southern U.S. border — were also projected to work without paychecks. By forcing a shutdown over border security, Trump was expected to cause the agents he often lauds for their efforts to stop illegal immigration to temporarily go without compensation."
>Be trump
>talk about border security
>talk about how bad it is drugs are coming in
>shut down the government with a tantrum
>not realizing or not caring that significantly more drugs come in through ports of entry
>talking about security
>while TSA agents are organizing walk outs and sick days and generally not giving a fuck
Big brain Trump supporters have principles and priorities.

Its not the best, but the nuances of how exactly the government shutdown effective the economy negatively is pretty complicated to fully explain. Suffice it to say:
"All of that lost work could cost taxpayers huge amounts of money. An Office of Management and Budget review of a 2013 government shutdown during the Obama administration concluded that the cost of "the lost productivity of furloughed workers" alone was $2 billion. The cost may not go that high this time, with five agencies still up and running."

*curtsies petticoat*

Absolutely based and wholesome

What a great thread, I’m really enjoying reading these posts guys

Question: Do you think McDonald's food that's made for the White House tastes extra good because they know it's being made for the President? I like to believe that it is. I pine to eat a Big Mac that was made for a President just once.

Your mom did.

What do you guys usually order at Mcdonalds?

I usually get 4 mcdoubles but I get them with double big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. This gives you a premium tasting burger for less than $2 each. If I feel like something else, I'll change them up with extra sauce mcchickens or combine a mcchicken with a mcdouble to get a beef and chicken sandwich.

Then I order a large fry and a large chocolate shake and dunk the fries into the shake.

For desert, it's two apple pies and a large ice cream sundae with no toppings. Then I smash the pies into the ice cream.

Do you think one of the secret service guys has to go down to the local McDonald’s and collect it all?

hahahahahaha

Seeing as it's usually Mexicans and African-Americans working Mcdonalds they probably fucked with it if anything.

Imagine the fuck that had to inspect every item.

>As one of the senior officials working without a paycheck, a few words of advice for the president’s next move at shuttered government agencies: lock the doors, sell the furniture, and cut them down.

>Federal employees are starting to feel the strain of the shutdown. I am one of them. But for the sake of our nation, I hope it lasts a very long time, till the government is changed and can never return to its previous form.

>The lapse in appropriations is more than a battle over a wall. It is an opportunity to strip wasteful government agencies for good.

>On an average day, roughly 15 percent of the employees around me are exceptional patriots serving their country. I wish I could give competitive salaries to them and no one else. But 80 percent feel no pressure to produce results. If they don’t feel like doing what they are told, they don’t.

>Why would they? We can’t fire them. They avoid attention, plan their weekend, schedule vacation, their second job, their next position — some do this in the same position for more than a decade. (RELATED: EPA Employees Who Watched Porn, Harassed Women And Got Promoted)

>They do nothing that warrants punishment and nothing of external value. That is their workday: errands for the sake of errands — administering, refining, following and collaborating on process. “Process is your friend” is what delusional civil servants tell themselves. Even senior officials must gain approval from every rank across their department, other agencies and work units for basic administrative chores.

>Process is what we serve, process keeps us safe, process is our core value. It takes a lot of people to maintain the process. Process provides jobs. In fact, there are process experts and certified process managers who protect the process. Then there are the 5 percent with moxy (career managers). At any given time they can change, clarify or add to the process — even to distort or block policy counsel for the president.

Wouldn't the secret service guys know if they did?

>Saboteurs peddling opinion as research, tasking their staff on pet projects or pitching wasteful grants to their friends. Most of my career colleagues actively work against the president’s agenda. This means I typically spend about 15 percent of my time on the president’s agenda and 85 percent of my time trying to stop sabotage, and we have no power to get rid of them. Until the shutdown.

>Due to the lack of funding, many federal agencies are now operating more effectively from the top down on a fraction of their workforce, with only select essential personnel serving national security tasks. One might think this is how government should function, but bureaucracies operate from the bottom up — a collective of self-generated ideas. Ideas become initiatives, formalize into offices, they seek funds from Congress and become bureaus or sub-agencies, and maybe one day grow to be their own independent agency, like ours. The nature of a big administrative bureaucracy is to grow to serve itself. I watch it and fight it daily. (RELATED: Remember When Obama And Clinton Shut Down Government For Their Own Pet Projects?)

>When the agency is full, employees held liable for poor performance respond with threats, lawsuits, complaints and process in at least a dozen offices, taking years of mounting paperwork with no fear of accountability, extending their careers, while no real work is done. Do we succumb to such extortion? Yes. We pay them settlements, we waive bad reviews, and we promote them.

>Many government agencies have adopted the position that more complaints are good because it shows inclusion in, you guessed it, the process. When complaints come, it is cheaper to pay them off than to hold public servants accountable. The result: People accused of serious offenses are not charged, and self-proclaimed victims are paid by you, the American taxpayer.

>not picking based Chick-fil-A

Never gonna make it

>The message to federal supervisors is clear. Maintain the status quo, or face allegations. Many federal employees truly believe that doing tasks more efficiently and cutting out waste, by closing troubled programs instead of expanding them, “is morally wrong,” as one cried to me.

>I get it. These are their pets. It is tough to put them down and let go, and many resist. This phenomenon was best summed up by a colleague who said, “The goal in government is to do nothing. If you try to get things done, that’s when you will run into trouble.”

>But President Trump can end this abuse. Senior officials can reprioritize during an extended shutdown, focus on valuable results and weed out the saboteurs. We do not want most employees to return, because we are working better without them. Sure, we empathize with families making tough financial decisions, like mine, and just like private citizens who have to find other work and bring competitive value every day, while paying more than a third of their salary in federal taxes.

>President Trump has created more jobs in the private sector than the furloughed federal workforce. Now that we are shut down, not only are we identifying and eliminating much of the sabotage and waste, but we are finally working on the president’s agenda.

>President Trump does not need Congress to address the border emergency, and yes, it is an emergency. Billions upon billions of hard-earned tax dollars are still being dumped into foreign aid programs every year that do nothing for America’s interest or national security. The president does not need congressional funding to deconstruct abusive agencies who work against his agenda. This is a chance to effect real change, and his leverage grows stronger every day the shutdown lasts.

What kind of qualifications do you need to be Drumpf's big mac inspector?

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How do you do better?

Man Donald Trump is like the funniest celeb I know of. You Americans are lucky to have a based political leader.

The president should add to his demands, including a vote on all of his political nominees in the Senate. Send the career appointees back. Many are in the 5 percent of saboteurs and resistance leaders. (RELATED: New Facts Indicate Mueller Destroyed Evidence, Obstructed Justice)

>A word of caution: To be a victory, this shutdown must be different than those of the past and should achieve lasting disruption with two major changes, or it will hurt the president.

>The first thing we need out of this is better security, particularly at the southern border. Our founders envisioned a free market night watchman state, not the bungled bloated bureaucracy our government has become. But we have to keep the uniformed officers paid, which is an emergency. Ideally, continue a resolution to pay the essential employees only, if they are truly working on national security. Furloughed employees should find other work, never return and not be paid.

>Secondly, we need savings for taxpayers. If this fight is merely rhetorical bickering with Nancy Pelosi, we all lose, especially the president. But if it proves that government is better when smaller, focusing only on essential functions that serve Americans, then President Trump will achieve something great that Reagan was only bold enough to dream.

>The president’s instincts are right. Most Americans will not miss non-essential government functions. A referendum to end government plunder must happen. Wasteful government agencies are fighting for relevance but they will lose. Now is the time to deliver historic change by cutting them down forever.

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The reason people believe this shit is because Mar-a-lago, which was built to be a winter white house, has a golf course. So when the president goes there to work the media can say he's at a golf course and people take it to mean he's goofing off.

No need to inspect every one if the President isn't eating them.

Actually now that I think about it, I’m sure that the White House has metal detectors and shit for this exact reason

Not sure how they’d detect poisoned food though

Well who else is important in that room that could have been poisoned?

Tbh nobody

>nigger making burgers for trump
>yeah man fuck dis cracka muffuga bix nood imma sho this nigga how I feel
>spits in food
>15 secret service agents jump out of walls and tackle him to the ground, dog piling him
Lol I kinda want to see this now

>nigger
>working

You have to go back beaner the wall will get built

anyone who still picks side in politics and thinks that their party will fix things is so incredibly blue pilled

Rich people can be trashy

things would have been way fucking worse under Hillary and you know it faggot

which is why everyone likes him. He lives like a guy who used to be poor and all of a sudden one day became a billionaire

>Wall never gets funding
>doesnt get built
>national emergency gets called to build it
>immediately stalled in courts
>doesn't get built
>democrats use the precedent in order to call a national emergency for anything to automatically legislate
>all while immigration continues since E-verify is never even considered
Even members of the GOP don't want the wall because they know its not useful for its intended goal, isn't practical, and obfuscates the actual subject while expending unnecessary political capital that would better be spent elsewhere.

>his kids a bunch of teenage sluts.
To be fair...

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no they would have been exactly the same, you are getting cucked no matter what

that fucktard is using my dad's wage to buy politicians FUCKING MACDONALDS RAAAAAAAAAAA

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Better than being an software pornstar who was also an illegal immigrant

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>muh washington post
Just because they trash Trump doesn't mean they aren't factual. Sniff my farts gaybois Trump has blown way more money and time golfing