> ask a guy who secretly drank coworker's breast milk as PW supplement anything
ask a guy who secretly drank coworker's breast milk as PW supplement anything
Justin Hernandez
Jackson Nguyen
was it warm?
Austin Sanchez
is your coworker HIV+?
Gabriel Turner
No it was refrigerated
Jason Parker
I hope not
Brayden Butler
you didn't drink straight from the tit?
Anthony Baker
No lol i just raided the lactation room
Luis Fisher
Do you realize that this makes you legally related and therefore it is now haram for you t marry her?
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Ryder Barnes
She left some in the work's kitchen fridge and you stole it or did she agree to give you some? And if so, was it from a bottle or from one of her tits?
Jaxon Torres
neither of us believe that religion though
Hunter Taylor
never gonna make it
Julian Sanders
no we have a lactation room where pregnant mothers store their milk during the day at work so they can bring home for their babies, i just skimmed half a litter from the bottles in the fridge
Xavier Cook
>raided the lactation room
Jacob Foster
>Raided the lactation room
Someone screencap this thread, there's a mystery afoot.
What's a lactation room, user? And how did you get access to it?
Christopher Bennett
>having to use the lactation room at work
>not using the one in the gym
Brandon Brown
I have not seen one either until i started my new job. it's a private room where mother lactate into bottles and store it during the day so they can take it home when they leave work.
> And how did you get access to it?
it's out of the way and not locked so pretty easy
Angel Cruz
the new year harvest already bearing fruit I see
Xavier Rivera
approximate macros?
Henry Diaz
>not having a home lactation room
Christopher Williams
Where the fuck do you work? Explain right now!
Colton Torres
I've never done this before lol
according to google: 5.6% protein, 38.8% carbohydrate and 55.6% fat
a large tech company
Mason Cruz
You should start spiking the milk with HGH and hormonaly construct a super swole mater race
Asher Morris
Imagine going in one of these so called lactation rooms and getting several bottles of breast milk haha. Imagine being caught by a lactating cowtit coworker and she makes you drink hers on the fucking spot lmao
Caleb James
Was it worth the risk? What drove you to try it
Tyler Sanchez
??? Most bigger companies have lactation rooms
Whats wrong with you people
Brody Perez
>i just skimmed half a litter from the bottles in the fridge
You mixed a little bit of breast milk from each bottle in the lactaion room
Jordan Martin
is this your fucking fetish?
Oliver Young
How many pregnant women work at your office that they have a designated room dedicated to that?
Do they have a representation quota to always have at least one woman pregnant employed at all times?
Elijah Richardson
I've thought about this a while and my logic is that human milk probably contain just the right amount of macros and other minerals/hormones for maximum gains(it's meant for a growing baby after all). plus the girl is pretty cute.
Nicholas Hill
no way man I'm not into that at all. Just think about it is all I'm saying haha.
Sebastian Price
lol not quit, there was just 1 girl's milk, so i just skimmed maybe 200cc a day for a couple days.
there's just the one room and i just stared but there's only 1 girl right now producing milk
Luke Edwards
Post pic of grill
Isaiah Morgan
>secretly
how did you pull off the heist of the century
Cameron Young
based haha poster
>200cc a day for a couple days
post pics of titcow grill
Isaiah Ward
>lactation room
was this before or after penis inspection day?
Hudson Miller
here she is
it was really hard, i had to walk to the end of the hall and open an unlocked door and then pour some milk into a water bottle and put it in the kitchen fridge until i'm ready to go home :)
Juan Walker
Oh, I thought you somehow squeezed her tit milk out fresh without her realizing it. Sad
David Taylor
I missed it, the fucking asshole Jannies deleted it.
Pls post again for milkies
Dylan Moore
don't show her face or head though, we only care about the tiddies
Zachary Lewis
lmao that would be silly haha
Ayden Gutierrez
This would have been amazing
Bentley Thomas
>raided the lactation room
William Nguyen
Based haha poster
Henry Walker
>Raided lactation room
boy
Lincoln Brown
This has to be bait, you left a water bottle of milk in the communal kitchen fridge? And the mother is going to notice that someone has skimmed a bit of her milk considering she's the only one milking. How in the hell are you NOT getting caught?
>tfw thought the guy who spoons his nose would be the most autistic post I'd see today
God
Tyler Howard
>raided the lactation room
Ethan Lopez
>guy who spoons his nose
elaborate please user, I'm curious what you mean.
Ayden Smith
You muslims sure have a hard time understanding that not everyone believes your goat herder religion. I guess being 5'5", 85 IQ, and brown with a unibrow will do that
Jayden Hughes
I also work at a large tech company with an unlocked lactation fridge. Now I'm tempted to set up a camera and find out how many of my Jow Forums coworkers are sucking the sweet stolen gains out of all those bottles of mommy milkies
Kayden Lopez
Muslims are actually surprisingly gay. Their whole religion is about cock worship. The only reason they pray on their knees is because they are begging for Alah's veiny cock. They don't eat pork because they enjoy sucking pig penis. Infact they never slaughter pigs because muslims believe the older a pig is, the more sacred the pig semen is when consumed. Old pig semen is the closest a Muslim will get to Muhammad's delicious cock while on this plain of exsistence.
Ian Scott
user, not all water bottles are clear and see through.
Logan Walker
>No lol i just raided the lactation room
Tyler Johnson
What does human milk taste like?
What does human milk taste like?
What does human milk taste like?
What does human milk taste like?
What does human milk taste like?
Leo Allen
be back in a minute anons, gonna go raid the fridge in the lactation room I forgot my protein shake
Samuel Bailey
mommy mommy give me milkies
Adrian Anderson
gib
Levi Rodriguez
>Most moms say breast milk smells like it tastes — like cows' milk, but milder and sweeter. Some say their milk sometimes has a “soapy” smell. ... Breast milk that's been frozen and defrosted may have a slightly sour smell, which is normal.
Brody Anderson
Haha
Tyler Scott
Source
William Sanchez
>coworker raided the lactation station
Luke Harris
this picture is too perfect, here's an upvote
Gavin Jackson
Never change, Jow Forums
Eli Jackson
MILKIES NAO
Jacob Kelly
I bought breast milk online once. Met the woman infront of her husband, bought it, exchanged numbers and everything.. taste was quite bland, only had 6 ounces and threw up for the rest of the evening. For like 40 minutes before I became ill I felt like I could tear shit apart in the gym, HIGH ENERGY. was not worth it, lost my supper and ultimately any gainz I would have made that day. The rest of the bags spoiled in the freezer before I gathered the cahones to try it again. Not sure if it was bad/unsanitary or just requires a strong stomach, its possible I now have HIV. Would not recommend lads.
>Almost want to call back and re-up, WTF.
Justin Howard
Eli Parker
Straight from the tit its a bit sweet, pretty mild really.
Jordan Lopez
>No lol i just raided the lactation room
harvest season is upon us brothers
[spoiler]check ‘em
Isaiah Howard
Did it make your day?
Jackson Flores
I'm fucking dying!!! Give this man an award!!!
Ian Bell
checked
Jace Young
>lactation room
Gavin Martinez
Got some new material for you SIR
James Brown
nice work
William Jones
????
Leo Russell
>lactation room
Caleb Sullivan
get me in that screencap anons
Dylan Diaz
haha that'd be so weird!
Bentley Bailey
Do you live in a human breeding farm?
Cameron Wright
on the spot directly from her teat right haha
Bentley Jenkins
put me in the screencap too
Ryan Gray
THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY DRANK THE MILKIES! ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!
Kevin Smith
Dylan Moore
>raided the LACTATION ROOM
Bentley Walker
>the things you do for gainz
Jackson Gray
What is it with Jow Forums today? Grindr tranny thread, this thread. It's amazing.
John Lewis
>lactation room
Luke Ross
>raided the lactation room
Jaxon Johnson
Not going to make it
Clearly you cant absorb high test nutrition source
Gabriel Roberts
Put me in the screencap
dQQebv9
Austin Walker
Mirin full house
Grayson Peterson
>in
>me
>screencap
You know the drill
Camden Reed
>put up anti-degeneracy rules that are just plain inpractical in day-to-day life
>jump through incredibly degenerate hoops to circumvent them
So this is the power of allah?
Adam Robinson
year is off to a good start
Wyatt Anderson
> Met the woman infront of her husband
Could have been her husband's 'milk' for all you know
It's still protein I guess
Austin Ramirez
David Taylor
Keking while imagining how SIR would draw this
Michael Sanders
Nolan Lopez
Jaxon Anderson
in screencap please
2019 will truly be epic
Lucas White
Guys stfu lactation rooms are real.
I had one at my university and I put it on my snapchat and it got on the university snap lol.
Its for mothers to breastfeed their kids in private.
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