You will gain 1000 dollars but the downside is you have to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with a lonely 30 year old used goods otaku woman. And you will also have to cuddle with her after.
Yes she's fat, and yes she forgot to take a shower this morning so she smells.
>she's fat
Nope
Is there something you want to get off your chest OP?
Can I convince her to take a shower?
Can I ask her to marry me and start a family?
Close your eyes and get a power fantasy off fucking a woman you find unnatractive for cash.
I dont know for 1000 USD im totally down
fpbp
origbloxinal
OP is a fat stinky lonely 30 year old used goods otaku woman confirmed.
That depends on how her fat's distributed.
I can suckle pancake nipples until they make milk while smashing a Hank Hill tier ass. Honestly, I'm down for even that if I make money and get off at once.
Seriously what's the downside?
She has to shower. But I would gladly bust in her fat pussy and fall asleep with my head in her big titties.
>otaku woman
as long as she isn't mentally retarded i would keep her, dom her and breed her just cause i fetishize weebs who aren't autistic.
>Hank Hill tier ass
BASED, Red pilled, AND subscribed.
Can there be a 9/10 Stacy in the room who verbally degrades us, calling us both disgusting, pathetic losers who could never hope to do better than each other, maybe even making us watch ourselves fuck in a mirror, all while she laughs hysterically?
Because that'd be hot as fuck.
Post more, I'm almost there.
Some extra pounds of weight would be nice.
Only if you agree to join her so she can clean your cock with her mouth while she's in there.
And you'd really consider marrying someone like that? Geez, do you have kik or something?
Kik?
Not that it matters. I'm fat and used goods, and a post-wall woman. Pretty much worthless.
I've got a pretty fat belly that makes it look like I've got a deflated basketball with stretchmarks. Fat breasts, and a pretty ok ass I guess. I feel like my ass could be a bit plumper for as fat as I am but oh well.
>Seriously what's the downside?
Did you forget the part where you had to have sex with someone like me?
Mmm, that sounds nice.
>she isn't mentally retarded
But she is though pretty much lol.
>i fetishize weebs who aren't autistic
You're going to be really disappointed. I've got a bunch of figurines. I'm into fujo-shit. I like Shonen. And I write tons of erotic fanfiction. My most recent one is a My Hero Academia one where Bakugo meets my self insert and reluctantly teams up with her to fight the league of villains. Bakugo slowly realizes he's falling in love with her, and before long they're dating and holding hands etc etc..
My favorite games are Tf2, (yes I main medic), the console zeldas, splatoon, NFS most wanted, Skyrim, tales of symphonia (zelos is such a slut but I love him anyways),
I'd be down for that I guess. Although after a while I'd probably wanna punch her lights out for being such a bitch.
Hopefully none of what I said turns you off, but I get the feeling it probably will.
i require a more detailed description of this fat otaku woman's body before i can make a descision
Am What kind of guys do you like? What's your ideal dick size?
Well, I've got pink nipples. My breasts are double D, my belly looks like a deflated basketball with stretchmarks. My pussy is shaven but my legs haven't been for about a week. (too lazy)
My ass leaves a little to be desired, and I've got a bit of a double chin. Blonde though if that's your thing. I'm from Texas and I'm Christian by the way.
I'd take anything really. I think if you're over 350 or something I'd have to cut you off though. I know, typical woman having standards.
>What's your ideal dick size
Mmm, I'm not picky. Big ones are hot, but you know, small ones are pretty cute too. A lot of guys seem insecure about their size. But if yours is small don't worry about it, I bet it's really cute and I'd love to suck on it for you.
This isn't even a question.
I'm kinda fat myself, 6' and 215lbs. Dick's six inches but it looks really small to me. KV but you could teach me what you like.
$1000? Shit, I'd suck a dick for like $20. Where do I sign up?
user what the fuck get off this board and go meet a nice person who will fuck you not for money
post pics of tits
135 short guy, probably not what you want.
Have no kik but theres no point in making one it would take me 3 aprox. 3 months to get a visa lol
Good luck and dont abduct anybody
>used goods
makes this a deal breaker. especially if the reward is only $1000. I'm not a hooker.
>My most recent one is a My Hero Academia one where Bakugo meets my self insert and reluctantly teams up with her to fight the league of villains. Bakugo slowly realizes he's falling in love with her, and before long they're dating and holding hands etc etc..
user you just gave me cancer.
Yeah.
It's not like I'm God's gift to mankind, so might as well have some fun while doing it. Are you okay with getting laughed at?
Where'd you go OP? You might get some dick out of this thread yet.
You sound like you'd pass for a normie if you just didn't mention your nerdy hobbies. What's the catch? Unattractive face? Serious mental health issues?
user i don't understand, are you an otaku girl that's trying to hook up? if you're interested in talking feel free to add me idc what you are anyway, always interested in talking with people
corbus#9058
Sure, as long as she doesn't have any STD and is willing to take a shower. I won't tolerate a dirty pig. If she's submissive I would even enjoy it.
>Copious amounts of unprotected sex with a lonely 30 year old otaku girl
Dude I'd fucking marry one where do I sign up holy shit
What is the height and weight of said woman?
Depends how copius it is. I dont know what women smell like so uwu. Cuddling is cool, and even though my bick is dig I still dont like nutting more than twice.
Ill just leave my kik because I dont wanna have to come back to this gay ass thread.
Al_Gore_Is_Here
Wtf I would do that for free.
how big is your dick oroginally?
Bumping for more fat 30 year old otaku woman.
she's here to meet you
enjoy
How fucking fat are we talking? Besides, shower sex sounds like fun.
Those things are all literally my fetish. Fuck, I'll do it for free. Can I eat her asshole, too?
I take it you are exactly as described in OP, if you want kik me at megacaptaincrunch. I'm in TN but money/travel doesn't seem to be an issue. I can take care of your needs for sure
i love stinky nerdy fat bitches
they do anything you want
god they are perfect
they never judge you and they stink so good
delicious
>used goods
That's a yikes from me. Someone was willing to fuck your ass and you fucked it up? Or did you just let some dude fuck you to feel less like a worthless piece of garbage?
women don't smell bad unless they're brown
Op where do you live, but in original language
>I'm from Texas
Where tho
>Only if you agree to join her so she can clean your cock with her mouth while she's in there.
Thanks now I have an erection.
cute
stinky
gross
perfect
I make $1000 in a week.
>Yes she's fat,
>and yes she forgot to take a shower this morning so she smells.
Redundant
Looks like she'd slurp on your dick pretty good.
fat girls = more enthusiastic at dick sucking, this is a fact
>another uggo female gains 20 beta orbiters from r9k just for having a vagina
just further proof that women have the easiest lives imaginable