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have you got a webm of her lapdancing

>listen to music
>its goo

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no-one calls you amer because its more familiar, they do it to take the piss out of you. you should stand up for yourself more.

might have left steakbakes in too long. bottom fell off

sadly no. give me the episode and i might make it for you though!

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I WANT A ROBOT SEX SLAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

right, thats it, still awake, making some cheese and bean pasties

D1 was way more addictive than D2 at the time, they did a fuckload to casualise D2 at release. They put a lot of the good stuff back in but still it doesn't quite hit D1 highs.

Really hoping they manage to do it properly with D3

can't remember the episode, i remember she gives it to Peyton though.

Hopefully they do yeah, I'll be interested in it on release for sure after playing D2 for a while now

found it, la. will make a webm for you after i finsih my steakbakes

Woke up at 1 and cant go back to sleep
What are you lads up to at this hour

listening to coloured folk music

Ran out of weed just trying to find some new music to listen to so I can chill out it bed

ffs lads i absolutely cannot get an erection
im crying...my life is fucking ogre

watching gilmore girls to cap a night of Harry Potter marathoning.

drinking milk
listening to yung lean
wishing i had someone to have sex with

>a
sadly it wasn't as hot as you'd remember

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>tfw edged 3 times today without cumming

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well that completely messed up hang on

is this a lap dance for ants?

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based boomer
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262

New video

youtube.com/watch?v=23mmWc0WNuI

>a media personality
ah that explains it

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shan't be watching this

YuGiOh more your speed, I'm sure

you're the one playing superhero games not me

these antidepressants aren't working anymore

fuck you my feelings get hurt as well

well I just failed no fap november

Did something happen lad?

WHEEEEY FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

failed it before i even knew it was going on tbqh

Debating going to the gym lads, can't sleep and I need to be up in 4 hours so probably a dumb idea but I'm so bored.

>two retards trying to act better than on another

cooked a bacon sandwhich today, it was tasteless compared to what you get in bakeries for some reason

placebo wearing off

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no mate just the realisation that i havent had a solid wood since i was a teenager
ive been in denial for years

been eating BLTs lately, super delish

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might be about to fail on my end, my willy seems very eager

ebin that looks raw

>Do you still remember, how we used to be
>Feeling together, believing whatever
>My love has said to me
>Both of us were dreamers, young love in the sun
>Felt like my saviour, my spirit I gave you
>We'd only just begun

>Hasta manana, always be mine

youtube.com/watch?v=xQKjl31aDY0

Impressive, how did you cook the bacon?

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well did you put oil on the grill/frier whatever and did you drain it off?

>Mr Ratelband further argued that according to his doctors he has the body of a 45-year-old, and described himself as a "young god".

I bet 90% of men attempting it will fail before they get halfway through

just remembered the time I fell asleep with a copy of nuts open, with my pants off and no duvet on.

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just drawing david bowie lads, what you lot upto?

i feel like the apu hype is over
just waiting for the nexr meme now

i feel like your life is over
just waiting for yoiu to pass by a window now

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you in the middle of this one

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>just waiting for the nexr meme now
He's already here

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Can't believe anyone uses paper girly mags

watching this
youtube.com/watch?v=3BbC3hDxl9A

Was the old days before i had a laptop. I remember it was Keeley Hazell dressed as Kylie

>keeley hazell
fuck that takes me back

you know I was worried about this but it was crispy so I assume it was good

I oven cooked it on a sheet of baking paper

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That bacon looks ver red, whats going on there

>oven cooked
for fucks sake lad

did you accidentally buy turkey "bacon"

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Best results for bacon come from frying it in a pan I think, but it can be a bit scary if the hot fat spits

It was some smoked taste the difference stuff from sainsburys

I don't have hob pans yet, i'm going to buy them tomorrow or somehting

bakeries oven cook it and it tastes fine

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>He's already here
base

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howling at this, oven cooked bacon sounds absolutely shite

It's how greggs and other places do it

do it under the grill lad not the oven, you'll get a bit of maillard reaction going on under the grill that you wont in the oven

so I should select the grill function next time? but using an identical setup with the greaseproof paper and tray?

I'd do it on foil not greaseproof, greaseproof might set on fire under the grill.

Griffith sold his boipuss for his dream
i called fag during the water fight

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>making some noodles
>hear a knock on the door
>think this is it, I'm about to get murdered
>just some lad delivering a dominos pizza
>tell him I didnt order one
>says he can't be fucked going to another address since it's his last delivery
>says it's already paid for and I can have it
b a s e d, lads probably lost his job though. The mad cunt ordered a tandoori chicken and pineapple pizza, sounds grim but it's free so I'm not going to complain

Buy some viagra mate. I hear it's legal and over the counters stuff now
I also heard that it makes your benis bigger

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checkt, sounds proper nice too like

Nah it'll fuck your dick up if you rely on it too much

>pineapple
ordered a Hawaiian from dominos for the first time recently

it was pretty good desu lads

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desu if my dick doesnt work by itself taking viagra is just a cope

haven't showered for a while and my ass sweat smells like sour cream and onion pringles

Fcuking hell lads, ordered a proper nice sounding Tandoori chicken pinapple pizza and the fucking thing hasn't turned up yet.
Paid for it in advance so I'll be proper pissed if it doesn't turn up because I thought I might as well give my cancer ridden kid a treat for enduring chemo. Proper pissed I'll be.

Ever wake up and start crying lads

Speaking of sweat, is there nothing better smell than your own brand ball sweat?

if there is then i haven't smelt it

honestly who is dumb enough to pay for a pizza in advance
pay for it when you get it lmao

Just easier paying on card than having to fumble with cash with the delivery bloke and its a good excuse not to tip because that shit's for yanks

lmao just have the money ready before he gets there laddie

I don't really carry cash anymore so its way more effort to have cash ready.

>is there nothing better smell than your own brand ball sweat?
The smell of your own poo. Does anyone else like holding the wipe up to their nose and sniffing? It's satisfying in an animalistic way

Gonna have to disagree. But only because the worse it smells generally means the worse it will be to clean up.
That's the only reason.

nah thats absolute degenerate

for me, its pickled onion monster munch

me? Beef flavor Space Raiders of course.

don't know what they smell like. I probably smelt the green ones like 20 years ago but I've never been in the presence of them since, never eaten them

>tfw have gone full hypebeast
luckily nobody will ever see what I've just bought off some lad to judge me

Phwoarrr lads, gotta love some Chilli Heatwave Doritos

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greggs christmas menu starts today

had a good sesh lads
cuppa tea and shreddies in bed for me

Hehe silly spider just lost its grip and tumbled to the floor. It's hanging around by the door, maybe it wants to get out.

Omg I went and opened the door for it and it wandered out (with a little coaxing). Nice, now I don't have to worry about it attacking me during the night and it can hopefully bother one of the flatmates

too fucking early for Christmas, not even halfway through November