She caught my cough
Last texts you exchanged with a female (actual) that is not blood related
Kayden Cruz
Michael Nelson
That's cute user. Now leave you fucking normie
Nicholas Brown
I posted in this thread earlier today and no one replied to me, so fuck you anons
Angel Gutierrez
What did you say?
I care
Isaiah Wilson
The robot won't let me post unless I put text here.
Adrian Powell
I don't want to post it but it was me getting rejected.
Adrian Ross
why would you post that knowing what kind of people browse this board
>look at me I'm such a normfalfag XDD
She is probably an ugly whore
kys
Oliver Sanders
Oregano basil somehow not original
Dylan Edwards
It was my penpal from college, and thanks user
Juan Peterson
It's been 1 year and 3 months. I've wiped my phone since then.
John Perry
i dont have my phone with me rn but it was like 3 hours ago telling her to bring me food.
oddly enough we are bonding over eating together and hanging out, im not even paying 9/10 times kek
>le chad feels
i think she just likes me cause im the only one who isnt trying hard to hit on her, but now were bothing catching feels. fuck
Anthony Morris
>7/29/2017
>Me: are you still enrolled at XYZcollege?
>Her: no I ran out of money and moved back home and I work at mcdonalds now
>Me: sorry to hear that
>Her: don't be, life's simpler
Owen Johnson
she thought I was being unfaithful with some thot
am i a cuck?
Austin Morris
literally never texted a girl before and I'm 22 lol. in fact, I've never texted anyone before but my parents
Xavier Ortiz
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Angel Parker
I can't which one is the girl.
Jesus, I'm surprised she is into you.
Mason Young
Shooters shoot, what now boys??
James Robinson
I literally have none on my current phone
on my old one it's probably from a roastie during hs asking about homework or a group project idr ( i dropped out almost 3 years ago)
Juan Wright
She's got something in her throat right now OP, and it's not a frog.
Nolan Taylor
Depends, girl or girl (male)
In one we were talking about me being a pedo, the other we talked about capcom vs marvel 3
Cameron Kelly
why are you the only one not trying to hit on her? Do you work at a nightclub? If so leeeave
Jordan Williams
because originally i didnt really care for a gf so i didnt give a shit and just spoke to her like a normal person, but now we are both getting feelings
i suppose they want what they cant have, maybe i was a good challenge idk
Jaxson Reyes
I hate her fucking guts but she's psychotic so I'm kind of stuck.
Cooper Thompson
first time posting in one of these threads, be gentle
Carter Brown
"don't be, life's simpler"
I'm tired
Hudson Myers
This makes me want to commit sodoku, fuck.
Is she still working and mcdonalds? Were you friends with her?
Jonathan Bell
>Hello...are we ever going to talk again?
From a girl I dated for 2 months casually, we never committed to anything. We had a conversation about what we were, and I explained as much in a subtle way I couldn't love her because I don't.
Jason Scott
>Her: Good night! :x:x I love you!
Jaxson Harris
i saw the thread too user i just thought you were making fun of me for not having gf so i scrolled by :(
Luis Gutierrez
my originial gf
Angel Thomas
>just needs 15 minutes to push herself to do something besides vegetate on the internet
wtf
Benjamin Rivera
It really wasn't me. I didn't go through her phone either. I was tempted tho. At least now I know I didn't miss anything.
Jason Bailey
sounds bipolar desu
Jason Nguyen
I'd keep an eye on that one.
Owen Myers
am I in bois? you decide.
Caleb Watson
>grad students
gotta get in when you can
Ryan Diaz
>I promise Im not blowing you off
Le sigh
Lucas Reed
exactly what a girl would say to get rid of any suspicion hmmm
Kevin Foster
Yes, she is still working in her small rural town while I live in the city. We were friends but I always had 0% chance for making it anything more.
Thomas Carter
I mean she said fridays and saturdays are days she can hang out so she's not like "oh I'll let you know when I'm free".
Senior crunch is real shit, user.
Carson Long
>exactly
Bingo. Just like when someone says Im not racist, but...then launches into a racist tirade
Women are so transparent
Joshua Robinson
i wish i had a life
Jaxson Sullivan
I miss her... ldr.
Jacob Collins
Seems nice and i bet it feels good, but its very innocent, dont get any hopes with her user, females marks you when she meets you and decide are you partner material or just a punchbag for her lack of attention she is getting lately.
Jose Peterson
this is us on halloween btw
Thomas Sullivan
I write poems shrouded by metaphors about her. She almost found out, don't know if I'll ever tell her my feelings.
Jeremiah Robinson
it seems like most of your romanticism is lost on her. bless you for keeping it fresh though. i remember a time when i would wistfully mystify women.
Ethan Kelly
She left me. And yes it hurt
Ian Wood
Dont you dare let her get her shit user. Hope everything works out for you.
Kevin Carter
>her: i should sleeeeep
>me: well sleeeeep
>she: ok
>she: Good night, my love. *smiling emoji with no soul*
>me: Good night
>me: My love
>me: *kiss emoji*
We are still doing this kinda ironically because we aren't a couple yet
We both like each other but we are too autistic to start something
Justin Morris
Fucking three year relationship and one stupid fight kills it
David Perry
Wanting the NEET life ruined my relationship. JK she started whoring out at college and forgot about me. Fucking cunt
Jace Sullivan
May I ask what was the fight about?
Dylan Scott
Jesus christ greentext story please?
Cameron Brooks
We're both in college, but I absolutely hate it. I finally told her I want to join the military (it's something I've always been thinking about), and she got really upset. She wants me to stay here and get a degree, and she basically told me if I signed up then she wouldn't make the effort to be faithful. At that point, I was just done and stormed out of her place. Afterwards, she sent me that text.
She's the first woman I can genuinely say I've ever been in love with.
David Hill
>told me if I signed up then she wouldn't make the effort to be faithful.
You were never supposed to be together if she says something like that.
Try not to think about her, it was 3 years, sure, but know that it meant next to nothing for her if she says something as nasty as that.
Gabriel Clark
weed is my girlfriend unfortunately
been dating for 2 years she a fucking ho
Mason Gomez
Thanks user
Today's been a pretty rough, but the shock of everything is over now. It almost feels like a weight off my shoulders in the weirdest way
Tyler Mitchell
Holy fuck user thank god you didn't go through with her. Although you might be blinded with vehement ignorance because you loved her, I am absolutely positive that you dodged a bullet man.
Leo Brown
top kekkieeeeeee
Luke White
>tfw seeing the lovey-dovey texts briefly makes you feel warm, but then you remember you won't ever, ever, EVER receive a text even HALF as heartwarming.
Kayden Martinez
It's weird to read this because I usually can relate to them
Life is good
Ian Bell
>she wouldn't make the effort to be faithful
no person worth marrying would say that. Plus it doesn't sound like she's very supportive of you, blowing up like that and not even talking about such life decisions. Sorry about the breakup man, but from my little window it seems good that you got out.
Justin Nguyen
I dunno about you user, but most of these look fucking disgusting. When you cram that many cute words together, does it even mean anything anymore? It reads vapid as hell, none of these couples are gonna stay together.
Easton Brown
>no person worth marrying would say that
No person worth marring will leave you for a year to join the fucking army.
Carter Harris
translation:
mom:-you blocked me on face
-what?
-no I didnt
mom:-oh, it just didnt load
Nolan Rodriguez
this fucking cunt corrected you and on the use of than/then and was actually wrong. you dodged a bullet with this retard
Isaac Davis
Talk to her please
Jace Perry
>it's a whore
No surprises there
Evan Reyes
Shocking number of broken hearts
Ayden Mitchell
How the fuck did you bump this thread two hours later. Anyway, the last message i got from a female was 3 years ago about homework. She didn't come to class that day and I messaged her and gave her the homework. She didn't even say thank you...
Noah Russell
get fucked you dumb robots I actually got a waifu