Why are zoomers so freakishly tall?

Millennials dont have teenage kids yet

It could partly just be coincidence, but it is possible that both they and their parents were not really nutritionally deficient.

Yeah, they do. The oldest Millennials are in their mid thirties.

Just a shot in the dark but in my anecdotal experience the tall, skinny, lanklet zoomers are sheltered kids who stay inside with their ipads and never go outside and adventure or get broken bones. It's almost like stress and a hard life accelerates the "completion of your puberty" and you stop growing, whereas these lanket zoomers look like they're 13 year old boys at 22 in some kind of prolonged puberty, so their body just keeps growing because they're in a perpetual neotenized, childlike state.

I tend to agree with this

yeah this honestly
t. 5’10 zoomer (which might as well be 5’8 in my age group)

This. Lots of millenials late 20s now with kids. they're all tall as fuck. Only 6'+ males can reproduce now due to hypergamy

And how many people in their mid thirties have teenage kids? The number is fucking small and thats only the high end of millenials. Most teenagers are gen X kids bcos (in Germany) they usually start having kids in their 30s

>my dad's a manlet
>to compensate he married my mom who's 5'1"
>I'm shorter than Dad
>I'm a turbo manlet
Luckily my wife is 5'6" same as me so hopefully my kids get some kinda rebound.

I know 40 year old grand parents. Hell I know of at least one late 30s grand parent. They're all trash tho. Idiocracy is real.

This could explain a lot. I've never broken any bones and my time while in my teens would be spent playing basketball or vidya.
t. 20 year old zoomer 6'0

I'm a 6'3 millenial and my waifu left me in college for a a shorter richer guy. I'm 26 now. Still no bby. (Well not one Im raising)

She cheat on shorty money guy?

Trump looks tired.

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thanks gimli

how is it that nobody has actually given a serious answer, yall need to leave the house if you think hypergamy is the answer LMAO

He's 72 and doing a Job that made Obama, who's in his 50s, gray in only eight years. And he's doing this after a life in the cutthroat as fuck corporate battlefield and he's having to fucking brawl with the dems over the whole wall business at an age where he should be in retirement.
He probably is tired lmao

yep, agreed.
>6'3 21 yo zoomer who looks 16

Do your friends give you inappropriate gifts? Gimli posters? handheld para-scopes? Coloring books?

Not to mention fighting the entirety of the legacy media at once.

better nutrition

Ironically higher estrogen levels = earlier puberty

>a life in the cutthroat as fuck corporate battlefield

Gonna be a cringe from me, senpai.

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Is 5'11" manlet tier? I've been dealing with some insecurities about stuff I can't control recently. Mainly my height and dick length.

starts with 5 so yeah

They just pop out of the manlet pit.

That's why they have to go BACK into the manlet pit.

Fat fuck had two years to get funding for the wall with a pub house and pub senate. Apparently tax cuts for the rich and sucking up to Russia were more important.

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I grew up outside playing footie in the mud and breaking bones ice skating and still made it to 6'4. thnx uncles

Being this wrong.
Who hurt you user?

counter argument

every NBA/most NFL/NHL/MLB athletes

>T. hilldawg zoomer

I could care less if the wall is built or not. If it'll make some midwesterners feel safer id say go ahead. We're all apparently okay with setting money on fire with this shutdown.

You couldn't. You couldn't care less. If you could care less, it means you do care a lot.

tfw 5'10" 18yo and literally every one of my male friends is 2+ inches taller than me

Real height chart

>ACTIVE ADVANTAGE TIER

6'2" -6'4" You're perfect
You're now perfect

5'11"+ You made it, stop worrying. At this point you can be a male model sex symbol.
see: Leo Dicaprio

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>NEUTRAL TIER

5'10" Average. The most defined height in the sense that 1 inch lower or 1 inch higher is quite the difference. At this point you can seem like a "grown ass man" still. Your hold your own with 6'1" guys in groups
see: Mike Tyson

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>AT A DISADVANTAGE, BUT HIGHLY MANAGEABLE TIER

5'8-5'9" Normal "short", you don't stick out as a "short guy", you're taller than large majority of girls and still overall look average in a crowd
5'7" Basically the last height you can be before you're officially a manlet. Posture, etc. and you can blend in with the 5'8-9ers.

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>YOU'RE SHORT, HUGE DISADVANTAGE

5'6" Officially a manlet, no doubt about it. You're a "Short guy". You're not completely subhuman at this point though but damn you really, really need to step your game up
See: Jack Black

After this, each inch gets even more violently fatal

Where the fuck do you people live?

I live in a pretty well off area of Connecticut with mostly whites and at 5'9" I feel like in any random group (eg: a college classroom of 15 dudes) I am typically within a half inch (either higher or lower) than most of the class (aka pretty much "the same), there'd be like 3-4 guys certainly taller and 5-6 guys certainly shorter

I know this is shilling post, but for all the anons that don't. He needed 60 votes for it to pass, he had 52 if I recall correctly

McConnell could have changed senate rules though?

>the art of the deal
He could have gotten 20 billion from Schumer for a DACA/dreamer deal. Now he's shutting down the government for 5 billion after he lost the house. The absolute state of halfbreed potato niggers.

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those digits on that truth

>YoungSheldon.jpg

>why do kids with tall parents end up also being tall
retard

not true
even those with manlet parents end up to be the tallest in family history

obama died his hair to look grey, stress doesnt effect hair color

why burgers are obsessed with height? is it because of basketball culture? i never saw this meme in my real life outside burgers forums and highly americanized people in my country trying to make revenge (like, people usually shame fat girls so they shame back short boys)

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Absolute state of (you)
Stress and hair health is directly related. Both colour and hair thinning.

>when Donald Trump knows more about government than you do

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My neice is 11 years old and pushing 6'1".
I have no fucking clue, man.

Probably all the growth hormones in the meat
Women also apparently get aside from bigger tits also their periods much earlier thanks to all the extra estrogen in the environment.

>Gonna be a cringe from me, senpai.
It's a good thing your opinion is absolutely irrelevant, then

False. To not care about something as hard as you can is actually the most you could possibly care abou tit. Thou must be neutral in their gibashits.

how tall are her parents?