R9k is full of lonely, hormonal virgins who need some attention from the opposite sex so here's a bf/gf application thread. Also CIA data mining
Post your
>Age/Sex
>Weight/Height
>Sexual Orientation
>Ethnicity
>Other Physical Attributes
>Personality
>Hobbies/Interests
>Religion
>Career/Education
>A neat fact about you
>What you're looking for
Act fast before mods delete or move us to /soc/
21 F
100 lbs 5'3
straight
white
long flowy blonde hair, green eyes
im really shy and sarcastic but it just means i like you more
i like western rpg games like dragon age and baldurs gate as well as fallout new vegas
im not rly religious but i guess u can call me a christian
i dropped out of uni with 2 months left lolll
neat fact: i still play newgrounds flash games almost every day
what im looking for: neet BF who will watch movies with me on stream and e-cuddle
>Act fast before mods delete or move us to /soc/
Why don't just make it there, exactly? Too normalfag for you normalfags?
There is a very apparent difference between peole who post on soc and people who post here. If this thread was made on soc it would defeat the whole purpose.
>Age/Sex
18 MALE
>Weight/Height
120 POUNDS 5'9.5 (SKINNY MANLET BUILD)
>Sexual Orientation
(((BISEXUAL)))
>Ethnicity
WHITE
>Other Physical Attributes
GEOGRAPHIC TONGUE
>Personality
NIGGER AND TRANS HATER
>Hobbies/Interests
POL BIZ R9K
>Religion
CHRISTIAN
>Career/Education
UNIVERSITY
>A neat fact about you
I HAVE GEOGRAPHIC TONGUE
>What you're looking for
DO YOU WANNA SEE MY GEOGRAPHIC TONGUE?
No it wouldn't. This is /soc/ and doesn't belong here.
>Age/Sex
21 Male
>Weight/Height
160lbs 5'9
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Ethnicity
mixed
>Other Physical Attributes
Mods are sleep so I'll throw in a picture of myself
>Personality
chill, laid back
>Hobbies/Interests
video games, music, movies, anime, philosophy, self improvement, fashion, all that good stuff
>Religion
yes
>Career/Education
working on it
>A neat fact about you
wish I had one for you
>What you're looking for
whatever comes my way
If you wanna talk I can drop my discord for you
soc is filled with chads and stacies with normal social lives and interests. this girl was unironically rated 6/10 on average
/soc/ is lame
And you're making Jow Forums lamer by bringing /soc/ here.
>girl
That is a man
original
/soc/ isnt going to come here because we made a couple threads
>21 F-
*POP* *POP*
HEY MAN IM 34 M LOOKING FOR QT 20 YEAR OLD F IN MY AREA (ALABAMA RURAL AREA) I AM UNEMPLOYED AND 300 LBS BUT I WILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE
REQUIREMENTS: MUST BE VIRGIN AND HOT
>There is a very apparent difference between peole who post on soc and people who post here.
Same demographic, different posting styles. You are not that special.
I am also a last year uni drop out, are you from the uk?
>Age/Sex
19M
>Weight/Height
around 55kg and 172(like 5'8) i think
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Ethnicity
caucasian(snowmongol)
>Other Physical Attributes
long hair, glasses some call me cute
>Personality
shy, usually laid back. love socializing with friends
>Hobbies/Interests
no real hobbies, interests are what youd expect(anime, vidya...)
>Religion
christian i guess
>Career/Education
currently in adult high
>A neat fact about you
yeet
>What you're looking for
a nice gal that would ideally have som dom tendencies
>Age/Sex
24
>Weight/Height
70kg/184cm
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
White
>Other Physical Attributes
big d if you're into that kind of thing
>Personality
introverted, confident, can be spergy
>Hobbies/Interests
Guitar, reading, history, interested in a lot of stuff t b h
>Religion
none
>Career/Education
self employed
>A neat fact about you
I have multicoloured eyes
>What you're looking for
gf if you're well behaved
sorry im from the US but id love to visit the UK one day!
12 M
140 lbs exactly 5ft
straight
white
caucasian living in georgia(the country)
currently growing my hair long.
smol fat kid but still a chad
anxiety/panic attacks
scrolling Jow Forums all day
im a 12y old so all my classmates are minecraft/fortnut beta fucking fags
listening to slipknot 24/7
looking for a reason to live
Oh I'm from the US to but your the first person outside of the uk I've heard pronounce university as uni lol, but if your looking for a goofy neet to watch movies with you can add me on discord ridgetoe#1935 :)
pls tell me this is a larp ffs
Oh wow user.. you are just my type
wish it was
sorry im 12
>neet BF who will watch movies
I'm not a neet but what movies do you like?
this is so comfy, firebird#8685
>implying that matters
Wa baka desu!!!!!! im probably 12 in dog years!! :D xoxo
>
that got my peepee hard
I hope each and every one of you idiots get butchered by some psychopath
>some 12 year old kid is 20 pounds heavier than me despite being an entire foot shorter
>12 year olds post here
I knew this thread would be cancer, but this is even more upsetting.
but still youre a fucking pedo so ill pass
dam wish i had a tall pedo take me as a sex slave
>Age/Sex
37M (sorry, no wizard powers)
>Weight/Height
95kg / 178cm
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
White
>Other Physical Attributes
chubby
>Personality
Introvert
>Hobbies/Interests
vidya, movies, music, series, pets, learning to play the keyboard
>Religion
n/a
>Career/Education
NEET
>A neat fact about you
I've not played Counter-Strike more than two hours in my life.
>What you're looking for
A younger gf. Chubbiness not a problem. The normal dating sites and Tinder are full of boring normies, trying my luck here.
>Age/Sex
20/M
Location - UK/London
>Weight/Height
85kg, 174cm
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
Latvian
>Other Physical Attributes
wear glasses, rather long, brown hair
still overweight, but been working on it for the past few months
>Personality
Usually reserved, introverted.
I can be funny. I like to think that I'd be physically affectionate.
>Hobbies/Interests
Video games, kinos, neofolk and metal music. Been trying to get into reading. I'm open to new ideas and hobbies.
>Religion
None, but I believe in some sort of higher power or god.
>Career/Education
Uni psychology student
>A neat fact about you
holding on strong in no nut november
>What you're looking for
I just want someone to love and cherish. Hopefully someone that would like to be cuddled and wouldn't mind closeness. I'd want to he able to meet in person, doesn't have to be right away. Please don't have any major genetic disorders or obesity. I don't mind if you're a bit overweight, we could exercise together.
You're retarded
but smol loli but legal gf gets the pedo little kid roleplay for sure
>Age/Sex
24, no
>Weight/Height
5'6 and fat
>Sexual Orientation
bi
>Ethnicity
first nations & white
>Other Physical Attributes
long messy black hair and brown eyes and pale skin. eye bags.
>Personality
erratic, gentle
>Hobbies/Interests
i am a cartoonist
>Religion
none
>Career/Education
gradulated high school
>A neat fact about you
i have schizophrenia
>What you're looking for
i just want to know i am desirable
>22/M
>200 lbs 6'3"
>straight
>african american
>exercise regularly but I'm still pretty lanky
>Personality
Can't really explain my personality but I can tell you I enjoy making the people around me laugh and I prefer sincere people who say what they mean and how they feel.
>Hobbies
Anything that gets the adrenaline pumping or is difficult to master
>Religion
Agnostic currently
>Career/Education
I was a in-training physicist till I dropped out now I am NEETing with no current opportunities
>A neat fact about me
I spent my childhood in 4 different countries
>What are you looking for
Looks don't matter but I would like a girl with empathy
>Age/Sex
26/m
>Weight/Height
180/6'4
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
White
>Other Physical Attributes
Blondish brown hair, dark grey eyes.
>Personality
Like to bully and tease but discuss things that interest me in depth.
>Hobbies/Interests
Guitar, literature, history, Vidya, survivalism, comfy outdoor walks where no one is around.
>Religion
Religions interest me but I'm not sure if I'm religious yet.
>Career/Education
Year of college. On and off neet
>A neat fact about you
I have the world's rarest blood type
>What you're looking for
Girl to talk to. See if we click but I'm not expecting some relationship from it.
Any women in California's capitol wanting a quick fuck without a need to care, please reply to me.
We will never speak to each other again, we could practice with each other, and we could just pretend nothing ever happened.
You would help me while I try to help you.
Wow, that sounds great? Are you serious?
I loved baldurs gate and rpgs in general.
What kind of movies are you into?
Im not gonna follow the post format set out by op cause he's a known dataminer, but anyway fuck im just keen for people to platonically yarn with, female or male
Discord: Will#3618
Yes.
I won't lie though, I feel like I'm not that much a looker, but I am really thirsty.
I will do anything to please her as I please myself.
Just for one night only.
>No one is reply to anyone except the girl and the guy larping as a 12 year old
Why do you guys seriously even bother?
>>Age/Sex
19 M
>>Weight/Height
180 5'10
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight mainly
>>Ethnicity
Hispanic
>>Other Physical Attributes
Got heterochromia
>>Personality
Mainly a sperg, but been told I'm refreshing to be around
>>Hobbies/Interests
Vidya, Piano, Music and Pets
>>Religion
Raised in Catholic home, but don't really bother with religion
>>Career/Education
Trade school grad, work at home as a biller
>>A neat fact about you
Got 39 total scars on my body and only 4 were self inflicted
>>What you're looking for
Someone's who interested in me and my hobbies and is willing to be patient with me
>Age/Sex
22/M
>Weight/Height
60-65kg/179cm
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
Northern European Mongol
>Other Physical Attributes
I look young. Skinny.
BlueGreenishGray eyes. A grill has called me handsome irl.
>Personality
Introvert, calm, lazy, openminded, pretty weird thought process sometimes.
>Hobbies/Interests
Nerd/weeb stuff. Philosophy. Watching hokkej.
>Religion
No.
>Career/Education
LMaO xD
>A neat fact about you
I could tell about million stories about bunch of weird stuff.
>What you're looking for
Some kind girl to love my pathetic being.
I'm not. I'm just here to watch the cringe.
fuk it, gib discord. (19m here)
probs dont wanna date but i do have some bisexual tendencies and im kinda curious
>Age/Sex
19/Female(female)
>Weight/Height
5'7 133lbs
>Sexual Orientation
bisexual
>Ethnicity
half russian / english
>Other Physical Attributes
red hair
>Personality
bubbly, will engage in conversation if you do too c:, sometimes pessimistic given the world is a heck but i try my best to stay positive. im supportive and would do anything for the people close to me
>Hobbies/Interests
world of warcraft, horror films, films in general, politics, history, camping, visiting new places, skiing, messing around on vrchat
>Religion
lapsed roman catholic
>Career/Education
currently doing the IB later than usual
>A neat fact about you
i want to escape to a fantasy world
>What you're looking for
someone who's trustworthy and loyal, like id be to them
should probably do due diligence and say i have bpd
>34 Male
>5'10" 160 lbs
>Straight
>White
>Brown hair, hazel eyes, in decent shape but a bit of a dad bod
>Outgoing, intelligent, funny, also kind of lazy though
>Tabletop RPGs, video games, reading, shooting sports, high-powered rocketry
>Not religious
>Project manager for a Tier 1 automotive supplier working with autonomous driving tech.
>Neat Fact: I'm working on getting my pilot's license.
>Looking for some side action who knows how to keep things quiet so my wife doesn't find out.
Add me you are quality catfish. gifted#2456
>world of warcraft
basically an instant win for me, having played a majority of my life
Will you be willing to talk to someone who also has bpd?
we're the same age so add me if ur interested i guess rhaptorne#6684
are you cut yes or no must know
dude i know you lol
i hate the state of the modern game. im playing on a private server until they release classic on retail.
sure!
ill send you a friend request in a sec. my phones on low battery though so that might be an issue
> F replies into thread and gets 5 (yous) of the fat
>M replies to the thread gets nothing
>F doesn't reply to anyone
STANDING ON THE EDGE
hey, i did reply to an M, didnt get a reply tho
yeah lole
arkhipova#7651, gotta go
Any girl that picks up a guy on here is going to end up cucking you out of pure resentment for the fact that you were beta to do this in the first place, the resentment might not quite kick into full consciousness at first, but it will
>fembot that plays on private servers
absolutely based. which server/game version?
>Age/Sex
25 M
>Weight/Height
220, 6'3''
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Ethnicity
Nordic
>Other Physical Attributes
Muscular, blond, blue eyes, hung like a horse I'm always told.
>Personality
Proud, strong, determined, motivated, alpha
>Hobbies/Interests
Drums, learning guitar, MMA, national socialism, philosophy , youtube
>Religion
Odinism
>Career/Education
Bouncer
>A neat fact about you
Want a big white family one day
>What you're looking for
Traditional white woman
OH SHIT
I'm sorry
BASED#9143
I'm guessing most people are giving up hope at this point
"femanon" here
you guys are fucking losers lmao hopeless fucking losers
post dickscord plspls
sent ya a request
>When you're so ugly you got rejected by a robot
Proof no girls exist on r9k lmao
>Age/Sex
24/Male
>Weight/Height
68kg/5'9"
>Sexual Orientation
Straight but would fuck a passable trap
>Ethnicity
Paki
>Other Physical Attributes
I started getting Jow Forums for like a month
>Personality
I have hard time socialising with people and cannot keep conversations interesting even online
>Hobbies/Interests
My hobbies are browsing internet and playing video games like every other loser here. Oh, and I also like hiking a lot too
>Religion
Islam
>Career/Education
Masters Finance, work in a bank
>A neat fact about you
I can solve social problems of others quite good despite having minimal social skills myself
>What you're looking for
Female at least 5/10, I would rate myself 7/10
email
[email protected]
thats a weak 4/10
Why even try as soon as a "girl" appears theres gonna be 90 orbiterrs while dudes get meme replies
>Age/Sex
21/f
>Weight/Height
55kg/166cm
>Sexual Orientation
bi maybe.but only if it's a guy(male) or a girl(female). No trans.
>Ethnicity
white European
>Other Physical Attributes
long brown hair to the waist, glasses, heterochromia(blue and brownish amber)
>Personality
forgetful, warm, silent, avoidant of people. I get absorbed in playing games or watching videos and forget to do things like eating or talking. I'm horrible at talking and lose my vice with new people, but after a few weeks if I like someone it's hard to shut me up.
>Hobbies/Interests
games, anime, gardening, web design and art. Volunteering at animal shelters. Cooking, but I like making sweets, cakes, pies and other things like that. Handcrafts and DIY.
>Religion
Nothing, but i'm open to the idea of believing someday.
>Career/Education
High school. College drop out.
>A neat fact about you
I like collecting plants, fungi and small insects, preserving them and storing them in a catalog/book thing.
>What you're looking for
Someone who would want to stay at home, but be motivated to always improve together. Preferably being able to work from home together. Someone who would want to go on long camping trips and collect things when we feel like it, but also stay inside for months. Have a big passion for something, so we both could annoy each other with our specific interests.
Be positive, be fine with either staying in doors for months or going on long trips into forests together.
Contact? Where from Europe? I love all of this. Want kik, discord, email or something else? I like bugs we can collect them