>be me
>13 years old
>sitting at the principals office
>in the middle of a language class
>cloudy day
>bored and drowsy
>waiting for her to come back from the secretaries office
>stuck in a tight chair with legs crossed
>stretch after getting tired from all that sitting
>get a strange but pleasant feeling in my penis
>think i just urinated in my pants
>get up and go to the toilet to see what happened
>be glad you're wearing baggy pants otherwise
>wait it out and go home although feeling strange, legs keep buckling
>come back the next week
>attempt to replicate this result
>end up dislocating one kneecap instead on the lesson
>can't move without extreme pain
>call for parents to help out
>first use of the school elevator in a very long time
>class teacher has to help me almost every time i come to school after that
>get fit with a walking stick
>next week
>same thing happens again
>now the center of attention and have to walk with two sticks to my school
>being careful not to overturn or overstrain my kneecaps
>couldn't bike until 3 years later or do any other knee intensive activities
>kneecaps are still dubious since that time
>battling the urge to fap out of boredom ever since whilst having SPD
>turn out to be in candid a morphophile
and that's my story of how i discovered masturbation whilst simultaneously crippling myself for a time all those years ago
ITT: how you discovered masturbation
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>13 years old
lmao my first fap when I was 11 my "cum" was pre cum until 14
>SPD
?
>new year 2006
>my parents are drinking heavy
>i want to sleep because im not into the whole new year shit
>go to my room and for the first time watch TV at midnight.
>go though channels
>new year here, new year there
>finally come to the weird channels from different languages and shit
>this one channel for old movies pops up
>see female tits for the first time (remember this was before internet porn was a thing)
>they show this old star trek porn parody
>get hard as fuck for the first time
>pipi is still small tho
>want to jerk off but im afraid my parents will come in the room
>turn it off and wait until parents go to sleep
>stark jerking off to my memory of the movie
it was a wild night and I felt like I was about to die.
My older brother told me about it. So I tried it on my own when I was like, 7? Idk, definitely under 10
I started when I was 8 and acted things out with my wrestling figures lel. Shot nothing til like 13
My mom used to suck my dick when i was a toddler to get me to sleep quicker, i never masturbated until i found Jow Forums 10 years ago so i dunno.
>10yo
>sick at home from school
>watch through some VHSs my parents had
>find "eyes wide shut"
note: I had had boners before this but was always with people around
>the orgy scene comes up in the movie
>get boner
>just keep rewinding the scene
>suddenly get the idea to touch myself
>"oh this feels really good"
>cum shortly after
>"what the fuck is this?!"
Was under blankets so afterwards I was covered in sweat and cum.
sensory processing disorder
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So...you were having language class in the principal's office?
>be 10
>playing twisted metal 3 on PS1
>friends are over
>everyone having a good time
>get up to use the bathroom
>didn’t bother closing the door cuz using the upstairs bathroom - everyone else is Downstairs
>remember a mad TV skit about stroking dick
>start stroking dick
>it gets hard
>feels kind of good
>use shampoo as lube, all while taking a shit at the same time
>feels really fucking good
>cum
>clear liquid comes out
>soapy mess everywhere
>hear giggling outside bathroom
>my fucking friends snuck up to play a prank on me, but caught me stroking my dick instead
>owned up to the deed- but lost me a few friendships
>piss afterwards hurts like bees
threads like this always make me feel like shit
can they find a cure for SDAM already
>be 11
>sister tits almost hanging out her shirt
>im aroused but still uncomfortable bec its my fucking sister
>go to bathroom, saw people sex once on tv, decide to make a ring with one finger and thumb and put my pp through it
Was too young I think because after a few days it started to hurt when climaxing and a little blood came out (before my balls could produce sperm)
Im fine now though
Dislocated kneecaps aren't even a serious injury.
I was back from both of mine in 5 weeks.
yes
individual lessons because i had more to do
>began humping at 2 yo
>dad later told me he saw me do this but he said I enjoyed it and it wasn't hurting anything so he didn't make me stop
>did it daily for years, was caught several times but nobody said anything
>eventually became too big to hump my hand
>figured out how to jack it probably age 13
>weird smoking fetish that I've had since early childhood
My friends got into hentai at 5th grade and then one spoke about masturbating and i just straight up asked, whats masturbating and he said when you tug on your dick and then i decided to try it and ive been a chronic masturbator since.
Well the christian shame of having touched myself stuck around for like 2 mths until I reasoned it away and restarted.
We were really precocious kids
>be 11 or so playing neopets
>alone in the house, bro/sis out and mum at work, tv on in background
youtube.com
>boner out of nowhere, it feels good
>start doing it, finished before the song was even up
thinking back, its pretty funny that my first time was to a song called first time
In 5th grade a drag queen came to my school to teach Sexual Education and told us how to do it. He even helped out the ones who didn't get it properly. I'm glad i'm not living in some backwards fascist state.
Some guy who repeated grade talked about it to the class while we were around 12.
Tried to fap, but never came because I was probably doing it wrong, almost never did it tho.
Eventually during summer I managed to while looking at a really small pic of an animu girl in bikini printed on a magazine as part of those "get this shit on your phone" ads of the mid 90s
Since then, my life has been spiraling down to hentai. I fear actual girls won't arouse me anymkre
I watched a south Park episode.
Watching dads porn when i was 6. No cum until like 10 or 12?