How many of these milestones have you reached?

None. I have done none of these things and Im 20.

>move in with partner before getting married
Immoral

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None of it, and i fear that i never will.

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25 and accomplished none of these.
Am I allowed to post here?

>move out
>average wage
>rent on my own
>holiday with friends
I only live at a shitty one roomer and only work 2 months a year tho.

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failed
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nope
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im a robot
im a robot
IM A ROBOT
STOP
STOP IT
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Got a car, house and full time employment.
It didn't get better, it got worse. Now i have no excuses to not have a gf and moving out and not seeing mom on a regular basis means i'm 100% deprived of any contact whatsoever with a female.

How do you make 30K in two months you bitch

>21
I did none of these things

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>40k a year
What kind of poorfag made this?

Stopped at buy first car

Killing self soon

What kind of anarchist faggotry is this?

>22 move out
>24 rent your own place
The fuck, that's loser shit. Do it no later than 20 or unironically neck yourself.

I meant average monthly pay lol

>All of that
>Then earn 40k a year

Is this what boomers believe?

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Hopefully l die soon.

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Let's see...
>Age 7: First Crush
>Age 11: Discovered Masturbation
>Age 15: Passed Driving Test; Got Learner's Permit
>Age 17: Graduated High School; Tried Vodka for the First Time
>Age 18: Got Driver's License; Registered to Vote; First Job; First Vehicle
>Age 21: Purchased First Alcoholic Beverage, Legally
>Age 23; First Purchased Vehicle (Second Car)
>Age 25: First Car Rental
>Age 27: Lost Virginity
>Age 28/29 (this year): First Year in College

>40k usd by age 37
>mfw 24 making 78k
That's basically poverty

FYI I'm currently on my fifth car.

let me try too
>age 8: started drawing and making comic books
>age 10: first frustrated crush
>age 12:started to learn how to draw manga
>age 15:another frustrated crush
>age 16:learning how to code
>age 17:fail on driving test, too anxious to try again
>age 18:got a job and enter college
>age 19:fired from job
>age 20:with now free time, actually finished a coherent comic book, never showed it to anyone
>age 21: quit job related course on college and try to focus on my art skills, so go to art college
>still 21: yet another frustrated crush
a-at least i've done one thing im proud of.. r-right?

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>amigoloans.uk

This is the uk. The vast majority of people without a degree never get to 40k a year, and even for people with one it's relatively rare by 37

Huh I was surprisingly on time until 21.

>age 37, start making 40k a year
>after buying a flat, condo, and two cars, and having two kids
>nothing between asge 39 and 60

When was this made, 1950?

>the ultimate GOYde to life

>15 driving test
>22 full time job
>22 holiday with friends
>22 first kiss
this year has been a wild ride

>First kiss at age 15
Welp, I already lost.

>millenials don't know bout aged 39-60

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>buy brand new car
makes sense he is only earning 40k a year, what fucking idiot buys a car brand new? basicly loses half its value as you drive it off the lot.

What the fuck is this shit? Holy fuck.

user, that's a very good income.

>19 currently.
>Haven't had my first kiss.
>Had my first full time job at 17, hated it, am now working part time.
>Passed my driving test at 16.
>Bought my first car at 18.
I think this guide is retarded.

> buy a car, a HOUSE and have a child
> BEFORE starting to earn average wage
this chart is so fucking retarded

>Only second child at 31 when you could already got 4
>Only earn 40k / years when you could earn 50k before being 30

Is this a shitty life's guide ?

>pass driving test
t. 23 year old

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for fuck sake I didn't had one

I had a holiday with friends at 22 or something.. cant see anything else in there. These days I dont even have friends anymore

Provided to you by Amigo Loans :^)

40k is poorfag tier.

lol i make 40k a year and I'm barely surviving. idk how you'd have a kid and a car and a house. i don't have anything but car insurance and rent and shit. i live in the bay. also renting on your own for one year and then the next year renting with a partner?? real optimistic.

*thinks about starting a business* HAAHHAAAAA I'VE BEATEN YOU PLEBS AT LIFE AGAIN!

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normies should fucking die with all their relationship shit

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and I am 18 yo

None at all, am 21btw

>Age 13: first kiss
>Age 16: first holiday with a partner
>Age 17: first holiday with friends (turned 18 on holiday)
>Age 19: pass driving test + buy first car
>Age 20: move out with a patner
>Age 22: get engaged
>Age 24: first full time job
>Age 25: rent on your own
At 22 I found out by ex was cheating on me the whole time. I inherited a house.

>still haven't gotten past the first kiss yet

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I have a job and a car, thats it. And I'm 34.

Not where i live. That's minimum wage

Failed at the first one and I'm 18.
Very likely I'll fail the rest too, though I almost derive pride from not falling into this shitpit of a Jewish lifeplan

Look at all these lazy underachievers, well what else can you expect from this website. This chart might not be completely optimal but its not far from truth, creatures of comfort grow a pair and start working towards anything, make your parents proud for fucks sake.

Im 22 and Ive got none of them

I got as far as pass driving test. Will be 24 next month.
Buying a new car is just retarded.

>first kiss
haven't even got to the first one my guy, i am only 18 but still.

Who wants kids at 28? Lmao.

Thanks user, I've lurked the thread 3 times now, and each time I see this it genuinely makes me laugh

I make 60k a year at 20 but that's about it

Where's the "get rear ended by a retard" version?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE MILESTONES. BUY A SECOND HOUSE BEFORE EARNING 40K A YEAR WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

>be me
>16, lose virginity
>16, pass driving test
>18, first full time job
>22, move out
>23, make "average wage"
>23 rent on my own
>24 buy first car
>24 earn more than 40k per year
>25 buy first house

never fucking lived with a female, gone on vacation (alone or with friends), never been to a wedding as an adult

I made low 50's when I was 19 as a tower technician. Breaking 40k isn't that hard, you don't even need a lot of experience if you're willing to do mildly dangerous work.

>Buy a car, flat AND house before 30 whilst earning less than the average wage
>Earn 40K some how retire at 60
>amigo.co.uk
Look the website up first result
Amigo loans: guarantor loans for people with bad credit
>mfw when I read this
What a surprise a loan company that profits off of absolute retards that continuously get themselves in debt are encouraging people to be even bigger retards
Hearty chuckle OP, thank you for the thread

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>pass driving test at 18
>first full time job age 19
>move out at 19
>first kiss age 21
I-I'm doing okay r-right?

sounds absolutely fucking soul-sucking

None at 21

yeet yeet