Tfw no bf to give you belly rubs

Do boys like headpats? The only guy I've flirted with said he wasn't a fan of them at all and didn't see the appeal

>tfw no gf to embrace in each other's warmth in bed on lazy days

Well, I never tried it, but a nice girl stroking and patting my hair seems nice

not him, but as a sub i would love to get headpats
ofc me being a sub probably has alot to do with that

>tfw gf that gives me belly rubs and I give her headpats snd bellyrubs
>tfw cuddled in bed while both phoneposting on Jow Forums, it's raining and she has her head on my chest
Feelsgood being neets.

>tfw socially retarded
>tfw no gf ever
>tfw planned my suicide

must be nice to be a female. You can be fat, anorexic, with glasses, deaf or disabled and there will always be tons of guys that have fetish for you

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lol. men ONLY want 7 / 10+ girls

That's only because you're not including most men into your definition of 'men'.

how bout you do it first UwU

Can make a fetish out of anything, whats your point? I'd fuck a zergling or some alien monstrosity if I could, simply to say I did it and as a bragging right, but after the first time i'd need my dick reattached and would never do it again.

I'm a guy though... though I'm taking female hormones ;3

no.. men just dont notice the VERY ugly women lol

what you mean is:
Men will settle for a girl who is
>fat with a beautiful face
>beautiful face with glasses
>In a wheelchair with a beautiful face

so on & so forth

4-6/10 women are not 'VERY ugly'.

>tfw no bf t *BAM
Good night roastie

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>lol. men ONLY want 7 / 10+ girls
youtube.com/watch?v=MoSkyaAteis

Okay enough to fuck
too ugly to date

how big is your bbelly?

yeah its nothing new
men on tinder are desperate to get their dick wet. Women dont prioritize sex over dating

ewvvww what the fuck

Complete bullshit. They're ideal for dating, even.

Nora stop complaining

>They're ideal for dating, even.
that is complete bullshit
Its too embarrassing for men. women are a status symbol

It still sounds like you're going for Chads.

I'll rub anybody's belly any time of the fucking day motherfucker, so you better get your ass here or I'm gonna get my ass wherever the fuck you are and rub the shit out of that mothafucking belly, alright babygurl?

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nope. sorry.
I dont work with any Chads

Aggressive belly rubs sound like they'd lead to chafing.

I didn't say I was going to be aggressive while rubbing your belly, all I said was that I was down to rub whatever belly came to me. I'm honestly fucking desperate

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>tfw no gf to give you peepee rubs

By what standard? I personally like women 7+ on my personal scale, because that's how I devised my personal scale.
If you take pic related as standard then fuck yeah I'll take a 6, I'll even take a 5.

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I'd rather have back rubs. with nails

>tfw would give soft tummy rubs but suffer from unending temptation to find places user can't stand being touched and poke their navel to see how they react
Ahhh, curse these dumb temptations!!

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