Ideal gf thread

So proud of him

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doesn't stop me from fantasizing about girls like that

I just want someone relatively close to where I live, Luxembourg, who is kind, interesting and cute and wants to really involve each other in everything we do. Someone who really cares and someone you can really truly enjoy and feel at peace with. I want someone that's genuine, someone who won't lie or hide things because they know it'll be okay and we could do it together. I just want someone for the feelings of complete peace and joy they give me, I couldn't care less about lust or anything sexual when it comes to a relationship. Obviously, it's a part of it but I wouldn't want a partner for that part of it. They don't even really have to look "hot" because I'm more attracted to somewhat cute and plain girls than anything else when it comes to physical aspects. As long as she takes care of her health, I'm good.
It's tough to find that nowadays.

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wow fucking kill me thanks

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To be quite honest OP.

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I can't really boil mine down to an ideal gf type post. But at this point I'd go for anyone who isn't retarded and shallow.

alternate concept if you weren't disgusted enough

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Wholesome, user. I am you, but in another country. I hope we can find that someone. It's good to have hope.

Here

Basil

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>takes care of her health
REEEEEE PATRIARCHY LOWER YOUR STANDARDS FUCKING INCELLLLREEEEEEE

jokes aside though this is also me, but very likely in yet another country

This girl would be the one for me, OP.

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>Wants to start having children at age 20 or below
>Extremely fertile
>More than enough natural milk
>Doesn't need cesareans
>Keeps the house tidy
>Can raise a child properly in a motherly fashion

Not asking for a lot anons, I do everything else

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Literally what (((they))) took from you. You're now given weird looks if you're not a cuck, a tranny, gay, or at least in an interracial relationship.

I wish you good luck finding yours! Where are you from? Depending on where you live, it might be way easier to find such a girl.

Taking care of one's health, even just a little bit, is actually a strong indicator of a lot of different positive traits.
Where are you at?

For EU people it'd probably be really easy to move in with each other, I'd imagine. Never tried it so I can't say exactly if it would work out or not.

They will receive their reckoning sooner than later.

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I don't even talk about women in real life. But whenever I mention on the internet, even on Jow Forums, that I don't want a relationship with a landwhale, I get called out for being oppressive or some shit.

I'm what some would call a slovenianon. It is pretty easy to move in if there are two people. If they each bring in 200-300 yuros/month it's pretty comfy, and that's doable even for students. The problem, however, is finding somebody.
I can't live alone (away from my parents) until I either meet a girl willing to move in together or graduate and start earning enough to pay rent by myself. And seeing how I'll probably never find a girlfriend, I guess I'll live with my parents until I'm 27.

prolly one of the more degen desires comin thru

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Thank you, user. I'm from America, so I don't believe it's that easy. I'm not sure how it is in Luxembourg for relationships. I actually had a choice in French speaking countries for a French class and chose Luxembourg. Seems like a nice place to live from a foreigner's perspective.
That's good that housing is so affordable, SloveniAnon. I hope you can find that wholesome relationship too. Also try your best to get a job you enjoy and hopefully you'll be able to have your own place with the money you make!

Might as well shoot for the star(spawn), since all gfs on earth seem to be either normalfag trash or with a bf already.

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Obongi

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>tfw it just occurs to you that you must see these everyday and skip over them
>tfw this has been going on for definitely over a year

You mean "ugly (yet still not pure) girlfriend"

>tfw it's still easier to skip than accept the fact you'll always be alone

>tfw you prefer the idea of always being alone, have no idea why people want relationships other than for an ulterior motive and would probably become sick and extremely fight/flight-like with company from the opposite gender

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I just wanna be a sporty girl's rock while she achieves her dreams honestly

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posting things that don't real

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>see pic
I'm sorry but it doesn't work that way user

stop making me want things that will never exist you fucker

>*jumps up and down*
Could you tell me why you posted this?

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>mp for coop
>intermarrying without even using it for claims
>misspelling srbije
>wanting a weakling to weigh you down

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Every thread I said I'll always post her
I didnt even make this to be honest I wonder if that user ever expected someone to fall in love with a concept

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Oh shit something already posted it
Here u go pic related but her tits get even bigger after I fatten her up then even bigger again till she can't move and won't stop lactating
After daily milking she can walk around
That's not degen at all women are meant to be chunky for breeding dood

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This is literally my mum except she's shorter than me and we haven't had sex.
Why does the universe tease me with such a wonderful women then make her my mum

origheno

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gay ass larp, go sweep some chimneys on grindr faggot

>ideal gf
dead and horribly disfigured as can be

>needing a roastie in your life

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Does inanimate count as dead?

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I know that its not possible. Im a shitty person anyway.

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Does 2d count? Lol not original Hahahaha

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doubt there's any girl like this, but gib pls

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>want to make contingency plans for when we have tieves and assasins after us?

Oh my god yes

I will never have a kindred spirit.

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i want this but it isnt real

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>tfw American so it's extremely unlikely

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>mfw a croat, so it's even more extremely unlikely unless the whole thing is half built on some really weird tsundere or yandere type of dynamic

Tesko da ces naci zenu koja dovoljno razmislja da sama dodje do bilo kakvih nacionalistickih ideja, pa ti nazalost samo ostaju priglupe seljanke ili pseudointelektualke tog smjera kojih ima valjda 2-3 u citavoj zemlji.

Is it because you have femdom war fantasies of being dominated by a strong Serbian woman?

I didn't but I just might now

I absolutely don't blame you, brother.

>No gf to save the world from Commies with

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how did your mother hurt you?

youtube.com/watch?v=GN2JUMrCFe0

do you actually sincerely believe this?

Fuck cmmunist savages desu

Thank god Nicholas II and his family were Canonized

>mfw I'll never meet a girl like this

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cuuuute

wholesome

Autists like us were doomed to die alone from the start, user.

this is some depraved shit user. . .

my ideal gf. if only
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this looks like utter cuck shit

kys user

i feel that feel and it feelsbadman

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I don't get it but the word pappers keeps making me laugh

>That image

Thanks for the giggle user

So you want a gf that gets pregnant with youre baby...but dont want to raise him, or be with her and rather leave her with someone else?
also
>pappers

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Not much point in posting it, especially late in the thread, but okay.

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if only... it will never happen though, it really feelsbadman

you're welcome, but it still feelsbadman

Why? like my fantasy is to get a cute girl pregnant but she gets a normal guy and makes him think the kid is his so he raise him as a normall person instead of me (im a pathethic waste of life)
*pun intended*
Thanks for getting it

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You want your girl to fuck another dude

c u c k

i cant, i simply cant and wont find this never

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no i want my girl to get pregnant with my son, then she finds a better dude and raise my son 4 me, even if she gets fucked i wouldnt mind, because she wouldnt be with me anymore, plus my dick is really ugly and fat.

Same bro, i really like this gf its exceptional but grills like this probably dont exist or Taken early

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Just remove yourself from the genepool, we dont need more delusional cucks in the world

In reality if she hates you and all she's just using you for the baby. She's screwing the other guy first, you're both cucks.

Thsts exactly what i dont want to happen, i want a part of me to always exist to try and be seccesful
i just imagine being the real father (i dont want to disappear)

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Maybe you should improve yourself if you're not at least gonna remove your genes

firstly and foremost
>male

I cant already have a good body (run in the last 2 marathons in my city and managed to finish them)
i run and lift, im not fat, nor a skeleton, but im sick (head) my pills usually keep me in line but other times they dont, my personality sucks tried new things to do im good at everything including jobs but nothing feels fulfilling and end up losing interest the only thing that i keep on doing despite this is my career at college being doing it 4 a year now, what do i do? i dont want to disappear

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>your offspring will make you live longer
>implying
>being an Jow Forumser
>not wanting to disappear

>half lighted wojak
>only like ten percent light shining on his eyes

wew

>is interested in your comic art
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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i feel bad for you m8, but you should, like REALLY should just end your misery
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