Come sit on my lap, little user

Come sit on my lap, little user.

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heck off fag

I actually lied on a bence with my face on girls lap 7 years ago
It was nice

>no tall girl who coddles me and lets me sit on her lap
Why does my heart desire the impossible?

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Bbut on bigger than you

Sorry I shouldn't talk with strangers

Only if theres a dick to peg me

>little
I'm massive, i would crush her legs.

>no tall girl who sits you on her lap and plays with your hair, sometimes rubbing your arms and shoulders

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>no tall girl to wrap her arms around you and rest her chin on your head while rubbing your chest/stomach in a gentle, circular motion, all the while whistling a horribly off-tune melody because she's really bad at whistling which makes her all the more charming

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I wish I had giant snow white gf
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Too specific.
Too real.

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I DIDN'T NEED THIS SPECIFIC FEEL! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

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why would you make me think about this, man

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It was unnecesary user...

this sounds like my gf, except she isn't tall

T H I C C though

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also me to a small extent

I would do it just to see how she would react at 100 kg placed upon her lap.

Me walking away from these hoes:

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>tfw just remembered that time a girl gave me a piggy back
see you later virgins

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Hand over the woman

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>tfw played patty-cake with a girl back in elementary

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>heck off fag
no u

ahaha fatass

How about you sit on mine :^)

that's a lot of fuck you's

>tfw locked arms with a girl in a mandatory game of caterpillar tag
CHAD GANG

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Why did you have to hurt me in this way user

This genuinely makes me super sad, why cant this be me

>she's really bad at whistling which makes her all the more charming
Somehow this hurts the most

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.-.-.
I DIDNT NEED THIS

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