/britfeel/

Still laughing at the lads i owned last thread. all in a day work, eh, don't take it personally.

>don't take it personally.
your mum always take a person-anally

wheeey. that's one figure paid off. now waiting for my Psylocke payment request!

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Good picture this is lad

back in my day freddos were 10p

Told the Shanghai girl that although I really like her (I don't) it just wasn't working between us but that I want to remain friends.
All she said in response was
>Ok I understand

That was at about 10am.

So I guess that's that.

you just killed a small asian qt. you cunt.

>your mum always take a person-anally
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Genuinely kill yourself you blogposating chad

Nah you could tell she was getting bored with it too. She literally said we should also date other people to keep our options open, and she has a holiday planned with some Dutch guy to Morocco in December.

KHV Trucel

Having to reject girls is a sad part of a robots life. Why is it so hard to find a good woman bros?

WAHEYYYY DEANO, YOU MAD LAD

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Lads I've forgotten how to roll a zoot. Can't get the tuck anymore. Can roll fags fine but not zoots. I think it's cause the roach I roll aren't circle. Is that why .

He's not me lad. Waheyyyyy.

Thanks lad was looking for an excuse to talk about pakis and niggers and political correctness gown made

She probably had multiple online 'bfs'. Don't think about it too much.

To think they got arrested for that shit. Joke country

We went on 3 dates, it wasn't online.

what you lads got planned tonight you cheeky cunts

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Didn't realise that my dick wasn't normal until an escort laughed at it.

do you not watch porn?
how could you not know?

>when you go on a date with a girl but she's only a 7/10
ugh life is so hard lads

>day eight of nofap

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She sounds like a disgusting whore. Shouldnt have even offered to be friends.

>when you take a girl home and find out she doesn't have a dick

They ought to tell you on the first fucking date.

Stop man you're discouraging me from seeing one

just paid off my figma lillie preorder lads. Can't wait to get customs charges in 2 weeks

Didn't realise lady sorry. Tan tan?
What was wrong with her?

>fuck a girl
>she wants to cuddle after
I'm an autist ffs I need my space

to be honest ive never even shagged a bird lads

Sat at uni house, starkers on r9k instead of doing work. Never really chill out naked.
This is great.

Yeah Tan Tan. She was about 5 years older, had had boyfriends before, southern Chinese looking.
Just not for me.

ill cuddle her for you, cunt

Don't worry we're all virgins here

Didn't even hold her hand. Lad.
No wonder she wanted to go on holiday with Shippy.
If you're so picky you will never get a gf. Let go of those ridiculous standards.
>had bf before
Yeah like 99.9999% of women.

It wont make you feel better, it will open your eyes to female nature and the "red pill"

Speak for yourself. I've slept with 22.

had a bath and decided to stop bullying moni

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this desu MGTOW *sucks a dick*

Nothing much really, might ERP on discord if they are able to

wrong decision, i will bully poley until he stops being a cunt.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBZZZZZZZZZSQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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I just hate it when you go to mcdonalds and have to sit near other people

I do this to feed my perverted desires, what are yours?

he's trying in his mentally ill autistic way

>had had boyfriends before
>Just not for me.
baste. A fellow moral man

How do I fix my phimosis without going to the doctors, lads?

You don't belong here then, piss off

Trying by putting other people down isn't good enough lad desu.

Perverted desires or if I'm bored

Can buy cream and rings to help loosen it

Just got a mass email from my tutor telling us all that our attendance for our first year module is shit and we're wasting our time at uni.
Thing is, i'm not in first year. I'm not in any year. I graduated already.
The last part of his email is still right though

practice pulling it back further and further each day, when you can pull it back all the way, leave it pulled back for as long as possible

oh and try not to cum in your pants when you start walking around with your foreskin pulled back all the time for the first week

meant what are your perverted desires lad and i don't out of boredom too sometimes

>waaa I don't like something
>I think I speak for everyone
>get out of my little group
Literally how normie can you be.

I'm looking for someone to spend the next 50+ years with.
If she's already had boyfriends then it doesn't bode well, her average is poor and indicates she's either unable to have a serious relationship or is a poor decision maker.
They're not high standards when you consider what is at stake.

I may be able to overlook one boyfriend, perhaps 2 depending on the lengths of the relationships.

>I think I speak for everyone
he speaks for me as well. We have some normie lads here but humble bragging and pretending you're a robot is just cruel

>If she's already had boyfriends then it doesn't bode well, her average is poor and indicates she's either unable to have a serious relationship or is a poor decision maker.
you are actually our guy, godspeed friend

>If she's already had boyfriends then it doesn't bode well, her average is poor and indicates she's either unable to have a serious relationship or is a poor decision maker.

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Get your head out the clouds mate.
Either accept that your ideal woman doesn't exist or be alone forever.

How many relationships/sexual partners have you had?

leave him alone he just wants to find a qt to love forever and ever :(

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>I've fucked 22 girls

You're a dirty normie now leave

im here to claim one blue haired clementine gf please

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you were born in the wrong generation mate.

just wish judge anderson would step on me

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me too, die normie. you can't feel with us so fuck off to facebook or something

would unironically prefer to have a bf or tranny gf over a girl now a days. No, i am not a virgin.

you think non-virgins cant fall in love?

This is only good enough to get it wide enough to use fingers. Once you can fit 2 fingers in, do that and pull it apart until its tense. Gradually relax and tighten again every 2 minutes for 10-15 minutes. Do this once or twice a day. Don't skip days.

>waaaa somebody doesn't conform to my ridiculous definition of a robot. Go away! Waaaaa
I recently slept with 2 girls in one day.
It's not the first time I've done it.
How's this make you feel?
Just like my mother used to say. If you can't handle to feels get out the /britfeel/

having a cute smooth bf is great, best relationship i've ever had. minimal drama and nice and intimate

>Either accept that your ideal woman doesn't exist or be alone forever.
You can literally say this about anything/ It's such a meaningless platitude.

>minimal drama
fags are massive drama queens

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I think having fallen in love for the first time and having sex with someone severely impairs your ability to genuinely love someone else
now THIS is baitracing

>only two
>wasnt even at the same time
kek you fucking loser

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Nonces are weird, that's all I'm gonna say lads.

You're either a faggot, or insecure. State of you

Yes and it's good advice. Ideal anything is not always something you can achieve. Learn to be happy with what you can get. Not just your dreams.

SAY NO TO NONCES

most fags are not mincing drama queens

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I've loved two women and each was different and I dont feel like it would be impossible to love again somewhere down the line. Did you parents have no previous relationships?

I don't care if you can "pull" sluts or not, none of us do

dis bitch is forgetable
same but they're even more slaggy than women

>calls me insecure while being offended by me being bi

i think you are insecure or religious?

good for you.

did your mum really used to say that?

That's is how you end up divorced when your kids are 14.
I do have compromises, I'm not a complete nutter. I just want to get it right without wasting years on a woman who isn't right.

Zero, I've already said I'm KHV.

SP is unironically one of the few people who might understand this. I've reached out to you before but you shunned me!

How shy do you lads get at the urinal? Once I get going I'm alright just try and block everythig out

>Yes and it's good advice.
>A platitude is a trite, meaningless, or prosaic statement, often used as a thought-terminating cliche,

Literally the opposite of good advice. It can't even be called advice.

>she's a drug addict, who has had abortions
"Either accept that your ideal doesn't exist or be alone forever. Learn to be happy with what you can get"

I hope now you realise what a retard you're being. Next time, just keep your worthless platitudes to yourself.

Couldn't care less matey. I'll post whatever I want to post.
I'd ever be arrogant enough to say I talk for the posters though.