Fembot Feels Thread

Post bagina if you wanna whore for attention

Attention whore somewhere else thots

>Misogyny-fr-
*POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW*

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ok will poop in your bhole ))((

shit
I like the frog militia
how can I become one of you

>tfw no qt hapa megane boy to hold hands with

frog-posters OUT

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>tells frog posters to get out
>absolutely no more posts in the thread
exactly how it should be.

i have a funny feeling that you aren't a real girl

Do you have any idea how happy that would make us?

>tfw no qt bf to put a baby in me
Fuck I have been craving being bred so much lately

i wanna put a woman in my house and a baby in that woman

would you be the duck in my domestic turducken?

would it still make you happy if the girl was unattractive?

>i'm female and lone.....
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

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Did you just ask if getting these free cookies from an unattractive girl would make it less awesome? I would prefer it to be an unattractive girl because then I wouldnt worry there were laxatives or some shit in the cookies.

Nice metaphor but no thanks

tfw egirls give everyone with a vagina a bad rep. go fuck yourself

I'm never going to get a boyfriend. I'm so tired and sick of it all. Every day is the same thing in and out and everywhere I look and go I see happy couples/people holding hands with each other and here I am sitting at the computer, business as usual. I'm so tired, I want to go to sleep and never wake up.

>Misogyny-free

Oof

Kill yourself stupid attention whore, youre a worthless thot and that's all you'll ever be.

you probably will
he'll just be a complete loser
how do you feel about this?

That's not happening. I have a choice and I choose loneliness.

>thinks they're above robots
>come to Jow Forums anyway
>thinks they're not attention whores

you say that now but at some point you will with 99% certainty just accept your fate
there's only so many of us chads to go round
someone has to lose

So are you saying that you're a Chad user?

>Fembot Fee-
*BANG*

>you could rub it on my pus-
*BANG* *BANG*

>what, just approach a rand-
*BOOM*

>frog-posters O-
*BAM*

>tfw no qt bf to-
*TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

>tfw no qt hapa megane boy to
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>I'm never going to get a boyfr-
*BANG* *SPLASH*

>That's not happening. I have a cho
No you dont roastie *SLASH*

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I would consider myself so
Jow Forums definitely would

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this thread is bait.
anons just ignore it, "fembots" are not worth your time, they are just worthless as fuck in general. they can't be robots, thats the end of it.

are you not also worthless?

not as worthless as the people that obsess over female larpers on this board.

eat shit dawg.

>larpers
as in larping as a robot?
not every can be as useless as you user, you know

speak for yourself faggot.
originalio

based fembot kill squads

i think ironic

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I dislike chocolate, cookies, and eating in general, but it'd mean so much to me if somebody did that for me.
You are a very nice girl.

why you so bitter user?

DIE ROASTIE DIE ROASTIE DIE ROASTIE DIE

*SLICE*

*SPLAT* *SPLAT*

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Oh, so you meant you'll never date Chad.

do you stutter when you talk to girls? does your face go red?

>do you stutter when you talk to gir-
*BONK*

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I want to grope a fembot

Yes, I'm sorry.
not original.

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is that literally what every fucking normalfag says when defending women

>hurr hurr why are you so bitter hurr hurr

why are you so dumb? get out of this board. you dont belong here.

how mad are you right now?
sdgfhdwjv

???
you are adding nothing to this thread. no need to project your anger at me.

>fembot breasts

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i got a r9k bf girls. we're all gonna make it

I want to eat a fembot's delicious pussy so much

ok big man lord of the virgins ambassador of Jow Forums to the outside world
but you are pretty mad

still proving my point that you are angry.
lmao.

what is he like?
originalo

fuck off. go to Crystal cafe

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>Misogyny free
>Safe space
>Jow Forums
???

>soft fembot hands

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>tfw every "fembot" here is actually really pretty and have nice lives
>I look like a witcher godling on a daily basis
Stop pretending to be fembots. Thanks.

I bet you're also very pretty

it's funny because a lot of people don't realize this so that's why you have normalfags here all the time because they want to defend women when it's not even worth the effort, since their arguments are garbage.

literally pretending to be a fembot while telling others to not pretend to be a fembot.
L U L

all girls look pretty when they're bent over

That's the problem. I'm not, and you're dishonest for asserting your obliviousness at me.

autismo larp.

nice gif did you make it?
pic related is oc

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>i don't think all girls are that bad
watch everyone lose their shit

>tfw no cute neet gf to move in with me in my small tax haven country

mhmm yes, but

I'm ugly too. be my gf and we can hide from the world

that is inevitable because of this board that is originally suppose to be filled with robots but then normies came in and fucked up everything.

im a volcel and i don't automatically think that EVERY girl is evil, maybe there are a few good out there but they will be taken from us anyway. so fuck it, might as well focus on something else.

he's better than anything i could have dreamed of. beyond ideal in every way. when we get married i want to personally invite everyone from r9k to our wedding

I do have autism. But majority of the females here do not.

>your ideal bf finds you on Jow Forums
are you sure about that

that post was not about your fucking autism. you are dumb as shit. now get the fuck out of here you larper. even if you aint one then please refrain from even posting here. you aint a robot. normalfag.

I'm hapa and wear glasses, I'm pretty lanky though

how weird are you to be around?

where else would he find me. he said he liked hikki neets

>he likes hikki neets
I mean...
i'm sure he's a nice guy and all but this just screams insecurity

the larp is strong in this one.

You're triggered by actual autism? What is wrong with you. There is no such thing as a normalfag autist.

When customers call at the desk or other coworkers, it always turns into a mess because I don't understand their NPC style of conversation flow. It ends up being extremely choppy and when they try to speak they start stammering while I stay silent and breathe into the phone.

I want to go to my fuck buddy's house already so we can cuddle untill I fall asleep and then wake up sexually. I slept like 3 hours because of my morning classes
And I ate more than I should have yesterday reeeeeeeeeeeee

lol now changing the narrative to me being "triggered" at your condition that nobody gives a fuck about. the only one triggered here is you. you are still a normalfag by default, that is if you are even a "female" as you clain. but your stupidity is still outstanding at the moment.

Where can l purchase a fembot?

*claim
originaliooo papapa

ok you actually are an autist because you gave me no context for that
you work in a call centre?

but are you actually a weirdo to be around
would you sperg out on me if I tried to talk to you?
do you like/do weird shit?

do you honestly believe that females can be "autistic" like the males and not be able to easily engage in conversations anyway like the normies do and succeed in life? you are getting baited so hard.

get the fuck out of here disgusting roastie

what's a "roastie"? lol

newfag detected.
or just a trollposter.

ikr what a loser
you keep doing you girl
you go get that dick and don't let anyone tell you how much you should eat

nah I've been here for a while, just never asked about that

>Fembot Fe-
BOOM BOOM PAPAPAPAPAPAKAKAKAPAKAPKAPAK

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been here a while...but still doesn't know what a roastie is.
this has to be a trollposter. if not then im losing my iq already.

>I've been here for a wh-
No you didn't, otherwise you would have known what it meant without asking.