Did I fuck up?
>Mom keeps asking me to fill out college application form
>I kept ignoring her.
>Wakes up from her nap to pick sister up from soccer.
>Takes phone away.
>I have tons of porn in my search history and I have tabs open from Jow Forums too.
What do I do guys? I'm so fucked right now.
Fill out the form retard
Take a brick laying course, marry a hooker and kill yourself by the age of 32
ur done kiddo. its over
She's still gonna see the porn and my recent posts anyway fag. She called me up asking for my password.
how old are you? You sound like a little bitch
Tell her you actually use a face recognition app to unlock your phone and the password is a farce. Unlock it and delet history and open tabs at the speed of light.
nigga how'd she call you up if she has your phone?
18 how do I sound like a bitch
what is your end goal? If you want to be a NEET then your mom is in the right
House phone
because you are complaining that mommy took your phone and she's going to look at your internet history. You sound like a child
I don't want to be a NEET at all, I want to go into enginee
threads like these are why Jow Forums would be 100% better as a 25+ site. Who cares about little kid problems?
Firstly you must be 18 to post here.
then why are you stalling?
I'm not scared because I think I'll get in trouble, I don't want my relationship with either of my parents to be weird.
who the fuck has a house phone in 2019?
what are you going on about? Can you read?
There are more interesting auestions than your shitty problems mate.
nvm, I thought you gave me a you when you gave OP a you.
oh noes, mummy will find out you look at porn. a straight young male. looking at porn. who would imagine?
If you're over 18, it is illegal for her to do that. Call the police. In some states, you can recover your stolen property by force, although you should check your state's laws first.
How about you not give her your password and take your phone back you dumbass child
That's a one way ticket to getting kicked out.
this site 18+ son
What, are you not allowed to look at porn? You're almost fucking 18, aren't you? Tell your mom that dad probably watches it behind her back too.
>weird
Remember youre making the fucked up posts, they'd just be in a more accurate relationship with you. You chose to browse the weird stuff on your own doing.
Pretend that you're dead
Actually yeah, dying might be your best option here
What kind of porn? If it's not lolita, scat, bestiality, anything especially nasty... I'd say you're in the clear. If your parents are sensible, they already knew that you jack off. This will not change your relationship with them. Maybe breakfast the next morning will be a little awkward, but that's about it. People have survived far worse embarrassments and had their relationships remain intact.
You know houses have phones lines right?