Little brother has my laptop

>little brother has my laptop
>using it for homework because he broke his
>apparently I get punished for his mistake
>get it back from him
>decide to check history
>tons of porn
>confront him
>he unironically tells me to give him something to use instead and pulls his dick out
Should I ruin his life here and now or just pretend nothing happened?

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I found a fox anal plug in my brother's room today, you're not alone having fucked up siblings.

so did u blow him?

I would rather that happened. At least he's just being a cute perv.

Hell no.

let him fuck you user, do it

Hmm well did you let him fuck your ass?

You should come into his room late at night let him know its ok to explore his sexuality and you will help hell give him a blowie or let him stick his cock in you

so you fucked, right??

>Hell no.
bruh y suck dat lil nigga dick maaan

Please fuck him, just because that would be the funniest timeline.

... and you post about it here, looking for advice.

Seems legit.

Why the fuck didn't you give him head? This is fake and LARP if this was real life you would have sucked him off.

Damn you guys are whack

>advice
Bitch I just want some yes or no answers why the fuck do you think I would want advice from bottom feeders like you?

remember user only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

That's the /b/ thing, literally only means anything there.

He's your brother, don't ruin his life.

Robots would suck his dick you are whack

Right.

You just happened to visit this place right now or what the hell is going on? What are you even doing here?

Why do you feel like you have any leverage?

fuck off then you worthless turd crawl back up the snout you crawled out of

Nobody has any leverage here. Stop deflecting and admit you just made this whole shit up.

Maybe you're a guy trying to get off or something, whatever, just don't come here expecting me to simply accept your story as gospel, especially when it's completely out of place here.

No you don't get it. I don't care whether or not you believe me. It doesn't make a difference and you shouldn't feel as if you have leverage over a poster because you think that they should prove anything to you.

Again with the deflection. I don't even care whether you believe that I believe you or not. And you can't stop me from posting. You don't have to prove anything. Nothing matters. We're insects crawling on a rock hurling through the vacuum of space around a huge never-ending explosion with nothing but inevitable extinction ahead whether it be from the heat death of the universe or something else like a rouge black hole annihilating our entire solar system tomorrow.

History is irrelevant, everything dies, neither one of us can claim or gain anything from whatever we choose to post here.

Are you starting to understand yet?

God you're so fucking dumb. Obviously fake and gay.

Now you're just flashing some edgy nihilism for some reason. Yikes. I cringed pretty hard.

>brainlet attentionwhore roastie trying to make an epic thread for her reddit buddies

Nothing to see here.

>still deflecting
So if we're to assume your story is real, how exactly did you land here?

Give him a cucumber and tell him to off himself, you daft fuck

Because I've been posting here for years. Why would I be anything other than a regular Jow Forums user?

If that's true then whether your story is true or not is irrelevant and you're just wasting everyones time here. You knew exactly what was coming but still chose to post the story simply to amuse yourself with the replies you'd get.

So how did that work out for you? Are you amused? Did it go according to keikaku? Are you not entertained?

Fuck off whore, let a kid browse his porn in peace or face the consequences. Tell him to use incognito next time and forget about it.

how about you fucking kill yourself then? Nice bait btw, nigger

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