Military press

>Military press
>Not in the military

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>deadlift
>not into necromancy

Using dumbbell. Actually smart

>dumbbell press
>135 iq

>decline bench press
>be passive-agressive and do it anyways

>good morning
>had a bad morning

>bench press
>not benching the b3nch

>gf says "i love you for who you are"
>I still cant love myself for who I am

>trying to confuse the muscle
>muscles have adapted to the same old shitty jokes in every thread

>trying to confuse the muscles
>they are already dyslexic so I got doubled the gains
Feela good man

Why its called Military Press?
I mean, you were doing regular OHP and you just seated down...

TO LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE YOU GOTTA TRAIN LIKE AN ATHLETE
NO SIT
ONLY STAND

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>T-Bar row
>there isnt a line of them

I want sex

The effectiveness of the military press is it's restricted effectiveness in the shoulders, which are targeted, a rather vastly important epoch in male masculinity. However, the military press does not target the shoulders, it targets the glutes and legs too which compensate through inane filtering.

Yer fag

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>do dips
>the market is starting to recover

>smith machine
>doesn't have an anvil or forge
>really can't smith anything with it

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>smith machine
>is actually a guillotine

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kek

ya blew it.
>tricep extension
>arms aren't any longer

>browse thread
>don't laugh
>won't contribute

But I am

>lunge
>ids bregfast

>posting on Jow Forums
>doesn't lift

Speak for yourself

Upvote

>calf raise
>not a shepherd

>barbell rows
>not in a boat

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Gets a nice deep burn

>dips
>breath starts smelling bad

only good one here

>Smith Machine
>Last name is Johnson

>Arnold Press
>Name's Steve

>Flys
>Still on the ground

>Rickshaw Carry
>Not transporting anyone

>Skullcrushers
>Never touches my forehead

>Dips
>Still dry

>Farmer's Walk
>Work in IT

>Snatch
>Have male genitals

>Spider crawl
>Am human

>EZ Bar
>Isn't EZ

lol iq starts at 135 DYEL

i like that

>romanian deadlift
>steal the barbell

underrated

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>romanian deadlift
>fucking graverobbers