Alright Jow Forums, I have a son on the way.
I need all your relevant redpills:
What should my wife be eating/doing?
Things to avoid? Onions?
Supplements?
Things to get the baby started on early?
When to start him lifting?
Anyway to make sure baby will grow tall?
So far my plan is: drinking lots of milk, avoiding onions and xenoestrogens, mewing, chewing hard food early, chewing gum
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Make him read the Greeks and the Romans. Especially things like the Aeneid. They wrote things back then to try to teach men to be men. People did things in earnest, in stead of ironically, and they actually cared about the world they lived in
First order of business is making sure its yours. If you never make sure, you are a cuck, and you deserve to be a slave for the rest if your life.
Eternal struggle is eternal growth. Provide for him but do not cater to his every want. Instill ethic and virtue
Get him involved in sports and other such social activities so he doesn't end up here.
If she’s not allergic have her drink almond milk and eat her greens
I can tell your kid is gonna be a massive fuck up
> First order of business is making sure its yours. If you never make sure, you are a cuck, and you deserve to be a slave for the rest if your life.
We've already tested and its not mine. But I'm going to stick around for him anyway...only kidding. Will do.
> Make him read the Greeks and the Romans. Especially things like the Aeneid. They wrote things back then to try to teach men to be men. People did things in earnest, in stead of ironically, and they actually cared about the world they lived in
How early can and should they start on the Greeks? I probably could have read them young, but wouldn't have got much out of them. Anything to ease them into tougher stuff like this? What's the best way to bridge the gap from kiddy books to proper books?
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> If she’s not allergic have her drink almond milk and eat her greens
Okay, what's the reasoning though?
Historical fiction to build the young reading habit then transition into nonfiction
You'll want to make sure his facial growth is good. Breastfeed him till 3, talk to your wife about the massive benefits it has for kids. DO NOT buy baby formula. Have your kid eat normal food, not baby batter trash, because otherwise it won't train the facial muscles and develop correctly. Diet is everything.
forget the mew business.
no chewing until he teethes. you can chew gum however, early onset child syndrome seems stressful.
always do the groceries, your wife has plenty to do and you don't want a fat one.
This alone will not work.
t. played hockey for 15 years and still autist virgin failure
Thanks, good advice. What kind of diet should he eat when he can start chewing? Also, diet to eat throughout puberty?
If and when should he start fasting and lifting?
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This is the book I'd wish I'd had to read as a kid
When she stops breastfeeding, her hormones will shift big time. This is a HUGE peak time for cheating. You have been warned.
This, when I was done breast feeding my dad would often feed me beef jerky when we would go hiking, I have a strong jawline buy am still ugly and have a shit chin so it didn't matter much for me.
Healthy source of vitamins,calcium, and protein without the cholesterol from regular milk
>also get them into MMA,muay thai,wrestling, etc young
Good for discipline of the mind and body
Also this
Bump
No dairy every. Milk products are full of mammalian estrogen.
Get him to lift early.
Warn him if he has balding genetics.
Don't raise him to be a NEET shutin.
>reading
academia is the onions of the world. DO NOT expose him to any academia if you want him to be a chad
Whatever you do just remember that when he gets older you *won't* be able to control him. He's going to inevitably do shit you disapprove of, and the best you can do is a stern "I don't think that's a good idea user", with intervention only if it's breaking an established household rule.
He's going to go through an edgy teenage phase where he does dumb shit and you just have to let him. The best thing my parents ever did for me is to give me distance to do dumb shit, but set a handful of firm rules in place that they wouldn't budge on.
Even as a teenager I figured
>well literally the only thing they don't want me doing is hard drugs or riding motorbikes, they don't really force me to not do anything else so I guess I'll respect that
Academia hates the greeks and romans for essentialy beeing fascists and redpilled about the women and soiboy question
Making your kid do some meme shit will only make him the weird kid, just make sure your wife eats healthy, and the kid eats healthy foods that require chewing when he grows up. There is no need for mewing, fasting etc so long as he does that. Also its better to sleep on your back, let him do sports when young, start calisthenics in his teens and leifting at maybe 16 or so, but not that heavy at first.
Ask your wife not to drink alcohol while she is pregnant. There is a lot of evidence that any amount of alcohol at any stage of pregnancy harms the fetus.
Do not wrap your kid in cotton wool. He needs to play in a way he chooses without an adult telling him 'now you play soccer... now you practice piano... now you can play with Bobby... no, not like that, have this educational toy instead'. Read this: artofmanliness.com
Prolonged breastfeeding (3+ years) for a bigger brain.
Lots of meat and other animal products, but meat should be the base of his diet, especially fatty meat. Best if grass fed. Avoid grains. Don't listen to dumb motherfuckers pushing the vegan agenda and demonizing animal products, they are disconnected from reality and have no clue what they're talking about. Animal foods are our best source of nutrition.
Of course, be a strong father figure and set an example for your kid.
Also let your kid watch cartoons or whatever that are dubbed in different languages. Kids are really good at learning languages and this helped me a lot with becoming multilingual.
And get him a pull up bar.
Pic related is a mongolian. They drink tons of milk, eat horse meat.
Being a Chad is 90% genetics. He will find his way into Chadness if he truly is a Chad. If you force him to be a Chad hell just be Elliot Rodger v2
Actual advice from someone who's studied the subject
>absolutely NO physical punishment ever
>do NOT let the baby "cry it out", tend to his needs
>do NOT give him a separate bed/room until necessary
These ensure a mentally healthy, empathetic and socially skilled human being.
>Let him learn 1 language first, then put him in some language learning kindergarten. Absolutely must start learning 2nd language by age 9, preferably at around 4-6
>READ. TO. HIM. And then encourage him to read for himself.
>Encourage all kinds of exploration. Outdoors, artistic, mechanical...
>If the kid seems musical, put him in classical guitar classes. Instruments are amazing for brain development.
Most of all be interested in your kid as a human being and let him pick his hobbies based on what he gravitates towards
Parents did all that shit to me and im still autistic
>When to start him lifting?
In highschool with his athlete team. Put him in team sports as early as possible. Before that, only calisthenics. Dont burn him out too early.
>Anyway to make sure baby will grow tall?
Dont feed him shit.
Beat the shit out of him, and if.you don't know the reason he knows it pretty damn well
I had a book called "Old Greek Myths and Fables", which had every story transcribed in simple language. It was the first book I actually read.
So maybe you could get something like that? I also had simplified Ezop's fables and Bible stories, both of which I really enjoyed.
Academia is totally different from reading the Ancients on your own
This is just gonna make him a fedora that thinks he is a chad.
Here's the biggest redpill, raising your son in a first world country is a sure way to turn him into a less self determined person, go live with your family in some central american shithole and teach him the ropes so striving for success is second nature to him and not something he's gonna read off books or watch 2 hour long videos about.
ALWAYS be involved with his life most important of all.
Do teach him to be a proper Christian/Catholic as well and to uphold the standards and virtues that many have lost.
Show him the smaller pleasures in life, discovering nature, the enjoyment of solving problems by yourself and helping others, being the beacon that guides him in life.
Ask him lots of questions and have him ask you as well.
Fedoras don't read the Greeks, and they certainly don't play sports at a high level. If his kid is well read, athletic, social, and with a high degree of self discipline - he will go incredibly far in this world
Have you seen the movie 300? Raise him like that.
During pregnancy:
- Diverse and healthy dieet, lots of greens.
- Avoid some herbs (google it) both during pregnancy and breastfeeding.
- Try to max. breastfeeding, might be hard, but it has benefits for the immune system.
- Talk to your kid, even when he is yet to be born, it reduces stress. Stress negatively effects growth. Some kids are born in stressful circumstances and it effects them physically and mentally for life
- Watch her weight. Diabetes during pregnancy will cause the child to be big, but not in a good way. Might influence child's development.
- Low iron is common among pregnant women. Might want to monitor it.
- Folic acid.
After being born/growing up:
- Bond. His self-confidence will grow, more grey matter in the brain.
- Play. Play fighting, wrestling etc. It develops the muscles and locomotion.
- Sun. If the weather allows it let him catch some sun. If your environment lets you, let him walk around naked in the sun. Beware, skin of a child is more sensitive so don't overdo it.
- Food. Mommy ate healthy during the pregnancy, keep this going. You got to be strict, always.
- Prefer greens over diary products.
>Be sure he's breast fed.
>Limit dairy and grains as much as you can later in life
>Limit food that has been processed orhave been in a plastic container (including water)
>Be sure he does sports, preferably contact sports. To teach teamwork, competition, winning and losing. What sports he does is up to him. It's his life.
>Encourage and support him with every project he wants to do even if he fails.
>Take him on long camping/hunting trips with minimal supplies and equipment while teaching him philosophy.
>Make him make his own choices as much as possible but make sure he owns the consequences, both negative and positive ones.
>Alright Jow Forums, I have a son on the way.
no you dont, you just dont have any other topic to talk about and since you dont have anything else to do you post stupid threads on 4channel.
Tips from a Chad Dad:
1) Get him mewing and chewing. Most important thing for a strong jawline.
2) Teach him the importance of health and fitness, and teach him how to lift early and with correct form.
3) Get him on creatine, it helps the muscles especially when hes going through puberty. However, to counteract the hair loss which always happens with creatine (especially in younger men) you'll want to get him on finastride ASAP.
4) Shoe lifts - not much needs to be said. Saves him from ridicule from all his friends, wish my dad had given me these by the time I was 10.
5) Make sure to avoid all bottled water, all plastics, especially heated plastics, and most soaps and shampoos. Get him to eat lots of estrogen blocking brocolli.
6) Probably the biggest one - Take the neckpill. Get him training neck early and often, progressively overloading until he can neck curl minimum 20kgs.
7) Last but not least - get him a high quality extender, with adjustable levels, so he can progressively increase. Good to start this whenever you feel he's ready.
How so? And how do I prevent the cheat?
>Tips from a Chad Dad:
you are not a chad dad and your tips are gonna make your son nothing but a superficial faggot who is gonna suck cock to get attention from men.
People will either give you a list as long as your arm filled with unrealistic shit and microgestion or they'll just tell you to let him do what he wants as long as he's happy. Both are retarded because you'll either fail or gamble.
Whatever he does you need to teach him discipline and commitment so his life has a rythm as a child and he can make his by himself later.
make him go to a local football club. and start doing bodyweight/callisthenics exercise at 12 or when he starts puberty. then when he is nearing end of puberty or has maxxed out his eight start on the weights. encourage him to do lots of team sports.
also make him read and study hard. teach him programming and other high iq skills. teach him to strive for power as well as money. give him a goal. an ambition.
I have a 9 month old.
Read up a lot before though.
Some important things:
breastfeed as long as possible. VERY IMPORTANT
Never fight in front of him.
Get your wife to give him all the attention he needs. The whole tough love for BABIES has been debunked. The more the love the better.
Be relaxed around him, he will feel this.
He will hurt himself once he starts moving around it does happen. give him love BUT dont make a big thing about it.
Those are things that have worked well for me so far. Can not give you advice for later on in life as I have not experienced it yet.
based manlet
The very first thing you must do is get off this board. You are asking a bunch of the most insecure, misadapted 20 year olds in the world how to raise your kid. The answer is gonna be the usual drawl of this echochamber: Alt-right perversions, lookism memes, greek philosophy autism and other bullshit that primes your kid for a life of what Jow Forums sees as a chad - and the rest of the world views as a misadapted loser. You may think you can screen this site well enough for bullshit but eventually something slips between the cracks and you suddenly sit there with memes aurelius "Meditations" and get influenced by a thousand year old perverted culture or teach your kid things like "its okay to hit another kid if they do X". Get off the board and raise your kid to fit the world, not Jow Forums.
>Make your kid lookism focused and insecure about his height at age 10
this but unironically
teach your kid to have respect for himself and for the world around him. get him involved in team sports from a young age to build social skills and avoid being a Jow Forums loser. and for god’s sake don’t force him into something he doesn’t want to do.
and what would you suggest to him?
Make sure he never discovers porn or masturbation for 18 years. This will ensure that he stays high test.
>What should my wife be eating/doing?
Avoiding you and fucking chad who's not a manlet
>Things to avoid? Onions?
You and your genetics
>Supplements?
Try all the supps, they have very little lead and mercury
>Things to get the baby started on early?
Supplements
>When to start him lifting?
3-6 months
>Anyway to make sure baby will grow tall?
Hold him by the feet and spin on your heels as fast as you can. The centrifugal force will stretch your baby.
>get him on creatine then boost his estrogen with finastride
Sound advice
>shoe lifts
Yeah, let's give him a retarded faggy gait while we're at it
What would happen if you give the little guy some HGH? Asking for a friend
>get him on creatine and finastride
Lmao fucking retard. Just give him meat. Meat has creatine.
He would grow, assuming he's a human
Damn, these pics always get me.
plain fucking bullshit, iwll just teach him subhumans are trash and the world is doomed because of them
you're just a lookism beta
>the whole tough love has been debunked
i'm not sure about that because our generation is the pussiest
Great job at taking advice from people who never had and will never have kids dude.
Prepare for massive disapointment as kids never grow the way you expect them to. You can make him grow to be a man but that's it. And you're not prepared for what it takes to grow a man and not a kid, it's very demanding.
>When she stops breastfeeding
Why would you stop a free supply of GOMAD?
Get him to join a boating club. Learning to captain even a 30ft sailboat gives you great confidence.
at least ur good @ hockey
Get him to do facepulls everyday.
find something he likes then help him learn on it
>no physical punishment ever
Cuck
Your son is to either have a book or a ball in his hands.
No television, no internet, no ipad, if you do these things, time to stop
You need to get him in a nice neighborhood with lots of younger kids around his age, he needs to be outside playing sports with them almost at all times. If he's not playing sports, he should be reading, studying, and doing homework.
Do nothing for your child. Tie his shoes up until he's of age, then let the shoe strings just flop around until he learns how to tie them. Do not be persuaded by his whining and crying. Force him to solve his problems on his own, only offer him guidance. Teach him that life is hard.
Do discipline your child. If you've got a kid playing sports being a good kid, you won't have to often, but yes, if the situation calls for physical discipline, then use physicality. Do not let your child do whatever the fuck he wants. Make sure he understands that his own selfish wants and needs do not come before everyone elses.
Just get him active and involved as much and often as possible. Put him in 3 sports a year, join a local boy scout group, have him attend bjj classes, the more you can get him out, the better he's going to develop and the more reference experiences of people he's going to have.
Pay to have your child in private school.
Force him to do daily exercise, like a mile run, pushups, sit ups, no matter what. Nothing can stop this. Physical discipline if necessary. When a child grows up and is pushed like this every day, he comes to realize it's not really that hard to maintain daily routines, and he sees his advantage over other kids. This is what made Arnold Arnold.
fuck me i bet 99% of ppl in this thread giving advice do not have kids and wouldnt be able to live up to their dipshit fantasies
Read Greek myths while sitting/lying next to him while he falls asleep. The child brain is extremely malleable and will absorb this info really well.
Physical punishment is necessary, but only for the most extreme scenarios. It should never become a normality.
Titty milk is essential for babies you mong
Get him doing sports AND arts from an early age, but dont force him into a certain discipline
>not already having a son when youre 17
>avoiding having children when youre young just because you want to live a pathetic selfish hedonistic lifestyle like a pathetic beta
People like you are why the West has fallen.
Feed him meat and potatoes
Move somewhere with good air quality and room to move around
Let him play outside
No need to lift before puberty, better for kids to build up cardio
Keep him away from public school
Put him on hgh if he's a manlet
good luck raising a cuck who will not listen to you because his liberal friends groomed him away
EJ?!
Can I get a version for my kindle? This ocr bullshit makes my blood boil
>What should my wife be eating/doing?
After the baby is born, she needs to focus on maintaining a healthy diet while she's breast-feeding and working on herself to avoid the post-pregnancy bubble. They go hand-in-hand; really not that difficult.
>Things to avoid? Onions? Supplements?
For yourself or for her? For her, remember that anything she's consuming will be absorbed by the baby via breast milk; can't stress that enough. After 6 months when it's irrelevant, stop breast feeding and move to organic baby food you make yourself.
Things to get the baby started on early?
Ferberization is key, but this only works if you continue the mindset through the younger years as well. You don't want your child to be coddled, you want it to be self-sufficient.
When to start him lifting?
You'll want to encourage a competitive, winning attitude from a young age; you have to instill the idea that winning is what separates the boys from the men. Associate with other like-minded parents and enroll him into sports that encourage competition, not that "everyone gets a trophy" bullshit. Consider swimming, lacrosse, and rugby. Aggressive, contact sports with discipline are necessary. Some will disagree and opt for football, but I don't think it's worth it in this day and age.
He can probably start lifting around 3-4th grade. Small increments, because his body will still be growing and you don't want to onset physical damage. Consider getting a home gym and continuing your own fitness; you'll want to set an example. You can't have a Chad son without being a Chad father.
>Anyway to make sure baby will grow tall?
Nope, you're kind of on your own with whatever your genetics are. Promoting a healthy diet and ensuring the child is getting enough food and nutrients is a start. Don't worry about your baby getting fat in the first 12 months.
unironically raise him according to what YOU feel is right, not what we think is right
chads never come from dads who seek the approval or opinions of others. chads also dont come from fathers who want their children to grow up a certain way. take your own path, and he will learn to be confident in his own beliefs
>iwll just teach him subhumans are trash and the world is doomed because of them
And your son will be a delusional, narrow-minded imbecile like his father. Pretending like you're superior to "strenghten" him will only make matters worse when he finds out the real truth from his peers.
Those "subhumans" you speak of will do better in school, better in sports, and his one-sided beliefs will be dwarfed because no one in their right mind believes that. He will be isolated, bullied, and develop early, onset mental problems because he was raised incorrectly.
I doubt you'll be spurting the same kind of drivel when you're standing next to your sputtering wife after your son Sandy Hooks his elementary school. Hate breeds hate; you'll never understand that until it smacks you in the face.
Push him to succeed in social situations, sports, and academics, and be a loving, supportive safety net. Anything else is an improper answer.
The worst fucking thing you can do is buy him an iPad as a toy at any point in his life. Only lazy retarded parents who care only about having "some time for themselves" do this. It infuriates me so fucking much when a 5yo kid wants something from their parents and they just say "mommy is busy, here's the iPad, go watch something on YouTube". God fucking damn it.
Also people will call this "autism" but make sure that what you read to him before sleep isn't just stupid entertainment. Read something with actual value, something that's gonna give him an example. Greek/Roman mythology and history are good, but that's for later ages. The idea is, choose very carefully what you let his brain process.
Oh yeah VERY IMPORTANT, no fucking babytalk. If you want him to be a normal communicative person without autism, don't allow your wife to say all this "bubu bebe dududididiididi" bullshit. When you talk to your baby, even if it can't understand or respond, talk like you'd talk to a normal person, but also make sure you don't sound harsh. You're talking to your beloved son after all.
Good luck user.
Actually I'm still pretty shit, I was a 3rd pairing dman on a low tier team.
Take your boy hunting and trips surrounded by nature.
Fuck disneyland, fuck theme parks and fuck paying extra for parking and more extra for season passes to stand in an ‘express’ line for rides and shit.
My father never took me and I’m glad. I see the prices now and it’s just not even worth it at all as grown up. It doesn’t have the zeal as it does to a kids eyes.
Anyways go on long hikes and beaches. I always enjoyed playing in the sand at the beach as a kid. Nothing like it.
Dont spoil him ofc and don’t give him a goddamn tablet either.
One thing i hate the most is seeing that nowadays when the little fuck has it on full volume with his head down looking at screens all the time, so that’ll fuck his posture later on.
I don’t have any of my own, i was close last year and it still terrifies me. I’m not ready for that any time soon.
But i have a good idea of my own to shape him by my design.
Having kids just didn’t feel real to me but i look at the males on my moms side, im one of the 4 and they’re fucking pussies. The males on my fathers side are alcoholics. I dont want to perpetuate that cycle any longer.
Diet is king:
>Fatty meats, wild game or properly raised ranch animals
>organ meat
>lots of green veggies
>moderate healthy carb intake as he is growing
>avoid 50Y, processed crap, etc
>no vegetable oils EVER
>breastfeed until 3, never formula
Other than that
>encourage physical activity
>get him into a team sport but don't force him into any specific one
>don't use phone/tablet as a pacifier like so many parents do
limit tv/internet, they are propaganda targeting young males in white countries, and a child can't discern reality from lies. Do this not by being a strict hard-ass about it, but by actually doing things with him that will instill good values. Go on camping trips and shit. Bond with him. It's the best way to raise him right
>spreading FUD
>on MY 4channel Jow Forums
Stop consuming drinks or food from cans as they contain BPA.
Don't let your wife handle receipts or any thermal paper-printed things (boarding passes,etc.) as these contain massive doses of BPA/BPS.
Consider installing a HEPA or similar airfilter that's adequate for your sized place and running it 24/7. PM2.5 pollutants have been shown to reduce baby birth weight substantially, and no amount is safe.
Have your wife consume at least 3 eggs a day, as they are choline rich and essential for maximum cognitive development. Also consume low-mercury, high omega-e fish like wild salmon.
Sure... That's why they hate them...
These tips are utter shit
Let him be a kid and enjoy normal kid shit. Mainly make sure he eats healthy and drinks milk. Make sure he breathes through his nose not his mouth. That will have bigger effect than mewing, or it might be cuz you subconsciously mew when you're mouth is closed and you're breathing through you're nostrils. Either way that's key to making sure he has a chin and jaw. Don't get him started on lifting too early but exercise and calisthenics are your friend here
Be around him and teach him how to do stuff. Instill your values in the process.
If you don't know how to do stuff, you got a few years to learn. He won't know the difference.
carnivore
Post pic
Boy, to live that sounds cool and peaceful.
>raising your son in a first world country is a sure way to turn him into a less self determined person
t. Chad From Chad
Just make sure not to let him near a tablet when he's around 3-5,otherwise it'll really fuck ups he's attention span
Also I forgot, when he's being a little shit just make him stand in a corner or something, he'll start associating that place with punishment and just threatening him with it will most probably be enough to shut him up next time he's acting out.
Also don't take advace from fucking Jow Forums, read a book or something.
Pls no bully
You look good aside from the acne. I have shit skin too and nothing works.
What were you eating after that?