post your best and worst stats
best
>attractive and big penis
>intelligent and musically creative
>a few close friends
worst
>passively or actively had a deathwish nonstop since age 13
>recovering drug addict
>haven't had a proper conversation with a female since april because lack the confidence or interest to approach them
>currently homeless
>intelligent but dumb looking
>dark skinned but white features
>short but chad bod
>big dick
>best
>average to under average looking
>"creative" (if that's a good thing)
>have a better humor than most women I'd ever be with because I've watched all the comics and witnessed all types of humor
>worst
>average/slightly below depending on country, dick
>have no friends and socially ostracized
>don't care about hygiene
what sort of mudrace are you fren? in my heavy drug phase that i'm just getting out of i realized niggas are alright and pretty fun people to be around if you don't act like a retard square with them, their drugs are also not as good as white or arab dealers'. pooinloos are generally lame as fuck.
You shouldnt be proud of having a better sense of humor than women. That should just be a default stat.
best
>socially competent in platonic matters
>girl(female)
>thin
>rich bitch
>white and blonde
worst
>chronic major depression
>exhausted by social interaction
>bad skin
>shitty light brown eyes
>huge jew nose even though I'm a goy
best
>don't really age externally (elastic skin ftw)
>savant tier auditory skills can learn and recite songs with little to no effort on multiple instruments
>never gain weight
worst
>horrible ADHD
>highly impulsive, borderline idiotic despite being textbook smart
>very poor visualization skills
>never really been employed anywhere besides one job that was family-related
best
>mixed but can pass as white
>midly attractive
>considered intelligent and has writing skills
worst
>glasses, I look better without them
>no friends because socially awkward
>dumb when it comes to guys liking me
would I be your type? I'm the second user in this thread madam ;)
best
>sociable, good ability to hide powerlevel
>good at learning shit usually
>managing to balace school/work/personal lives
worst
>lazy
>lives at home in tiny apartment because poor family
>conservative
Best
>6'
>6"
>fun at parties
>normies think I'm funny
>good social skills
>hard worker
>loyal
>creative
Worst
>fat (215lbs)
>ugly, basically look like Private Pyle
>massively insecure, bitter, and hateful
>severe depression
>poor
>no car
>still living at home
>one rejection away from shooting myself
uhh idk, I don't really come on Jow Forums to chat up guys
Best
>In shape, pretty ripped
>better than average sense of humor, did stand-up instead of my graduation speech and was really popular for one night
>economically savvy, decided to be born to old and rich parents
>neotenous, but not cute enough to get fingered on the bus
Worst
>several chronic diseases and disorders
>ulcerative colitis
>autism
>anorexia
>depressed
>short
>speeds in school zones
>severe social anxiety
>23 and khv/no friends
>half mud race
>gain weight really easily
Then what would bring such a fine specimen like yourself here, if you don't mind me asking
anways. I didn't mean it directly. Just wondering if a gentlemen of my sort would be of interest enough to make the female drip from her underoos ;)
I have mental issues, am lonely & ugly, and was a NEET up until very recently, so the threads here are pretty relatable
I wouldn't really want to date anyone who posts here because I need stability in my life to stay sane and sober
best
>mathematically gifted and logically creative
>unique sense of humor
>desire to help my fellow man
worst
>obese
>fragile self-esteem
>poor social skills
besto
>decent face
>logic, pretty intelligent actually
>knows how to talk to people
>jokes in the right time
>my personality it's kinda flexible, can adapt myself to a lot of situations
worst
>i fall with girls really easy, not in the way of scam, but whenever i get close to a girl as friends, i start getting jealous when she sees other guys
>low self-steem (i have good reasons)
>introvert af, don't talk to anyone besides my friends
>i have depression and sometimes hits really fucking hard
>better than average sense of humor, did stand-up instead of my graduation speech and was really popular for one night
I remember this thread. We'll all make it, Pagliaccibro.
>I need stability in my life to stay sane and sober
Respectable
>white
>blond
>not mutt (100% pure slovak)
>not ugly
>have pretty big group of friends
>can socialize with normies and stacies
>not skinnyfat, work out often
>good friends with a couple chads
>am good at cooking
>am really good at random knowledge (which snakes are harmful, how to identify frog species, etc)
but
>dont go out of my way to talk to women
>my interests and hobbies are boring to women
>find women cute or hot but have literally never felt romantic attraction towards women, only sexual
best
>generally able to be hard working
>decently intelligent and also musically creative
>can finesse things when needed and play the games of whatever "system" i'm in
>growing deeper into religion and philosophy (>inb4 stupid christcuck)
meh
>attractiveness
>general conversation
worst
>alcohol abuse
>starting new friendships and/or starting relationships at all
>constant self doubt mixed with ego
>5'11" 135lb skelly
>often lack of motivation despite trying anyway
>few hobbies
BEST
>thin and somewhat active
>ain't gotta worry about money
>Multilingual
>acceptable face&height
>I smell good
Worst
>pretty dumb
>Asian, so small eyes and shitty eyesight
>SO god damn dumb that other Asians don't even wanna hang out with me
>Best
-Doesnt let anonymity corrupt me
-College athlete cardio level
-Has job that will get me enhanced NEETbux in the future
-decent looking front facial profile
-Has no obsessions
-Can put together a mean obscure Pokemon team to destroy overused shitmon teams
Worst
>Ugly side facial profile
>Somehow have mild belly fat
>otherwise somewhat plain looking
>Laughs like a supervillan
>passive dyke voice
>Has acne still
>Binge sleeper
>Have no actual talents whatsoever
>Incapable of making online friends since 2015 for reasons unknown
>Manlet King size
>Possibly mildly Schizophrenic
>No friends that arent toxic to some degree
>Weeks go by between engaging conversation with people
You play Pokemon? Same here user. You up to battle a bit on Showdown or US/UM? I guess I'll post my stats:
>somewhat humerous; have a huge reaction pic/random shit folder
>decent at Pokemon and a few fighting games
>above average intelligence
>somewhat observant
>fit yet don't exercise beyond working 2 days a week
Bad shit incoming:
>3-5/10 nig
>Sometimes speak ebonics (I didn't do this 2 years ago)
>can be either too loud or too quiet
>have a dead facial expression when at rest
>depressive over being 19 and virgin with 15 rejections under my belt plus shit home conditions
>can sound like a smartass
>hate myself
best
>nice
>understanding/forgiving/patient
>caring and thoughtful
>can speak multiple languages
>respectful
>can be funny at times
>okay at guitar
>unnoticeable
>creative
>great hand for gardening
>autistic attention to detail
>good taste in music
>good taste in manga
>good taste in anime
>good taste in vidya
worst
>low impulse control
>potentially lower than average IQ
>extremely high inhibition, it's like my maxed out stat
>Low energy/in a state of eternal gloom
>degenerate fetishes
>childhood trauma, resentment and pent up rage may cause me to snap on you
>balding
>shit skinned
>laugh at inappropriate times
>>Asian, so small eyes and shitty eyesight
wat. are you referring to nearsightedness, or can asians actually not see that well out of their eyes???
i've always wondered this about the asians with super squint eye.
Best:
-Academically successful
-Will have a good job secured in the I.T. field at a local hospital once college is over in like 1 more year
-Creative (music + comics/drawing)
-Well-read
-Good work ethic
-Generally know how to dress/take care of myself
-Decent sense of humor
Worst:
-5'4
-Premature balding (have to buzz my head in order to not look like I have a combover)
-Severe anxiety/depression
-Eating disorder
-Asperger's
-Sex addiction
-Narcissistic personality traits
-Anger issues
What the fuck why didn't I greentext this. Sorry
Best
>7/10 face
>athletic gym body
>Good taste in general
>Intelligent
>Studying a finance degree at top mexico's university
Worst
>Bad self-steem
>Bad skin
>Anxiety
>Exhausted by social interaction
>Depends on people, but hates them
>5'44''
>lives in a dream where life is just a fantasy
>Loves being alone, but also wants to be remembered by people
A
best
>not fat, trying to get swole gradually
>make music sometimes, made a lot of games in the past, also other hobbies
>got good grades in uni, can probably get a decent software development job if i try
worst
>jacking off to loli hentai regularly
>learning japanese partially so i can read hentai
lol you orbiting cunt, just die in a fire
>randomly start speaking in ebonics
You could make that into a really good superhero origin story. Just a middle class black guy who gets bitten by a hood nig, and thats his power.
the fact you have the balls to ask 15 times is admirable persistence desu
yeah, nearsightedness and astigmatism
idk I wonder this myself,
small but I still have eyes instead of two horizontal lines
(Male)
Best
>Moderately/decently attractive
>Smart in most subjects
>Dress well, sometimes expensive stuff
>Have decent amount of money (for college student)
>High alcohol/drug tolerance
>Fun at parties when drunk
>Moderately decent height (5'9)
>6 inch penis
>Lost virginity in HS so have some experience
>Pretty funny guy
>Generally good friend to people
worst
>Huge introvert when not drunk
>Only sociable with smaller groups
>Glasses, some people have said they're cute but wish I didn't wear them at all
>Insecure with some things
>Jewish
>Overly impulsive
>ADHD
>Weirdish fetishes (like feet, but most people not accepting of that)
>Have trouble getting hard
>Chronic masturbater
>Sometimes not funny at all, don't always know when to stop
>Very private about life, hard to keep relationship
>Can understand some social situations, but autism kicks in sometimes
best
>top percentage girth
>full head of hair and beard
>6'5
>intelligent
worst
>literal chode dick that looks like a soda can
>paranoid schizophrenic
>klepto
>compulsive liar
Best
>Mildy okay looking
>Very good with video editing
>Sometimes funny depending on who you ask
Worst
>Extreme Social anxiety
>Dumb
>Hygiene isn't that great
>Easily annoyed
>No job
>No plans for the future
>Don't own a computer since I have no money
>Eyesight is shit
you're retarded if you've convinced yourself that being jewish is bad. get off this site and go to shul.
I don't hate being jewish, I like it. I was just putting it there since the only responses I'd get would be telling me to change it to a neg.
best
>above average perceptiveness
>very good memory
>6'3
>schizoid
>can make jokes easily
worst
>curly hair
>asymmetrical eyes
>physique is trapped between skinnyfat and skinny
>poor work ethic
>general apathy and lack of determination
>pretty bad acne
>social anxiety
best
>intelligent
>relatively-good looking
>do not care what other people think
worst
>lack of self control
>have no reason to socialize
>don't want friends, male or female
>shut-in, stay at home all day
>no reason to do much in life
>generally just apathy i guess
Best
>Amazing charisma and charm; Basically anyone who gets (keyword) acquainted with me loves me
>Big pee pee 7.8 inches boys
>4 Very close friends
Worst
>To autistic to meet new people
>Skeleton
>Unattractive
>To depressed, unmotivated AND lazy to do fucking anything
Best
> intelligent
> hard working
>well educated (college degree)
>decent looking
Worst
>adhd
>bipolar
>socially retarded
>IBS
Best
>successful visual artist
>great with computers
>can fix anything
>girls say im attractive, I disagree
Worst
>i fucking hate everyone and have two friends in the whole world
>drugs and alcohol destroying my body
>i fucking have everyone in a very non meme way
Successful as in making money? Congrats, that sounds like a hard field to make it in.
Best
>Attractive face
>Unique hairstyle
>Big dick compared to average
>Know how to be social
>Black
Worst
>Possibly literally autistic
>High-pitched voice
>Slight overbite
>Habit of explaining things to people that don't need to be explained
>Black
Oh, fuck yeah dude. Best one in a while. Dunno which user you were, but glad youre still around.
Yes, its a competitive field but it keeps me learning which is one of a few things I can focus on besides hating fucking everything. Cant date anymore because I will hit bitches