Does it fit?

It varies. Nice humble brag on the dick. I just started fucking randos again after breaking up with gf, so I I'm new to it; I use either Magnums or the fire and ice ones, as for whatever reason, they have a wider ring at the bottom. Have the same issues as you, OP.

>imagine creating a board just to pretend to have a big dick
user, nobody doesn't even know you, there's no point in lying for anons

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>what is friction
My condoms break all the time too

It's precisely because I don't care that I just tell you the truth. I'm well aware autists here don't even know what a fat cock is and have their standards all fucked, and literally cannot believe they are above average when they find out.

>brainwashed by Jow Forums

>the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long.
>and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

That's the average cock. Anything above these values mean you are above average; mental gymnastics need not apply. Low self-esteem does not change reality. Deal with it.

May I suggest sucking on her tits a little so she gets excited a bit?

>be user
>directly goes to the hole and rams
>condom breaks

is this bone pressed?

wat

Girth is such that I can't penetrate a TP roll, and condoms are too fucking tight on my cock. So, yes, that bone is pressed.

i mean the average measurements
i think calcSD is a good tool

I've had the best luck with Skyn condoms. Usually, I wear a Magnum, but for whatever reason, they dry out like crazy. Regular, bareskin, ribbed, whatever; after 5 minutes it's like I patted my boner dry with a paper towel but she'll be ready to go.

I have yet to have a Skyn condom break and they're also pretty comfortable for myself and her. They're not super tight like regular sized ones and the feel is pretty decent. It's a black wrapper, so you don't get the shock and awe of a gold wrapper, but I digress.

I'm 6.5x5.5. I've had some issues maintaining erections with a condom, but I thought that was normal. Should I try magnums or something?

Question: suppose you're losing boner density, what can be done? Can you fap with a condom on? I need tricks and tips to maintain an erection within a condom.

A bigger one will not kill my boner as quickly, but my cock is the practical kind: quick to rise, quick to withdraw.

Yes, you're far above the average that condoms are designed for.

Report back when you have tried.

So, who here passes the toilet roll test?

The free condoms my university stocks are small as fuck. Like painfully small. Magnums fit better but remember do not let them go to your head. They're not as big as they have the reputation of being. The girl might be impressed though.

>far above the average
I thought 7" was average.

LMAO if your condom is consistently breaking that just means the girl isn't wet enough. A condom can fit over a fucking bowling ball; stop pretending your dicks are too big.

Amongst e staters, sure. Just like everyone on Jow Forums is 6'3".

I'm 7.5x5.5 and normal sized condoms always end up moving up the shaft to the beginning of the tip because they're too small to stay on

I do, I can't get inside TP.

Huh. Ok, I love this month. I went for 26 years without ever measuring my dick and assuming that I was like 4 inches. Then I stumbled over that toilet paper roll and passed it. Then I found a sewing kit lying around with a tape measure and actually measured. Turns out I'm just 2 cm smaller than Johhny Sins(the bald guy from Brazzers). I've never felt this confident.

>They're not as big as they have the reputation of being.
Stop your shit, they are above average by definition. Companies don't produce less of them for fun, but only because they don't fit most men.

>that mentally ill obsession with having a "small" dick

You guys need therapy. It isn't hard to find the facts about cock sizes and girths, just google that shit.

Good for you.

Even 6 inches is above average. And by quite a bit. I don't think you guys realise what reality would look like if you had 500 randomly selected men stand naked before you, fully erect.

(I know you're hard, now, faggot.)

There's really not ideal way to "train" your benis when it's sheathed. It's just something you have to deal with. Depending on your age, talk to your PCP about issues with erections and they'll be really quick to prescribe Viagra or something.

>Then I stumbled over that toilet paper roll and passed it.
How about we, as men, stop using psychological warfare against ourselves and merely stick to description with the TP thing? You don't fail or pass, you just have an above average cock girth or not, nothing else. Why would we, as men, put value in something we don't control? It's self-defeating and self-destructive.

I hope you realise how sad it is than just thinking about your dick makes you feel smol and realising you're above average makes you feel so great. It's just a dick. Rise, guys.

It really doesn't matter, in the end. I fear using dating websites so I'm alone forever. No amount of cock will help me find a woman.

The problem is porn makes people think those are average-sized cocks. Sure, guys implicitly know porn stars are still larger than average, but they don't seem to grasp just how much larger than average they are compared to the average person. It's like watching football and assuming average guys are almost seven feet tall.

Real life average dicks look absolutely pathetic if porn cocks are your reference.

Are you retarded? I'm asking for tricks about getting stimulated while a condom is one, other than fucking.

>train
>viagra
>PCP
>age

Fucking hell.

Dude, why are you tripping me up? I finally found one body part that I should be happy about. After two and a half decades of thinking it was inadequate. I guess it's not the size that was inadequate, but the technique. Oh, well.

>The problem is porn makes people think those are average-sized cocks.
This. I thought I was average because of porn, then every girl I was with looked at my cock like it came from God.

"What?"
"You're so huge! Holy shit, user!"
"What?"

We should start a movement for realistic dick sizes.

Condoms are supposed to be tight so you dont get an std or a kid.
>condom broke
I know thats fucking bullshit. You ever take one out and blow it up like a balloon? It the size of a fucking watermelon. Your gonna tell me your dick is bigger than a watermelon?
Just keep pretending your internet dick is huge and think that impresses people

Have you tried? I'm waiting till I lose 10 more kilos and take a few good pictures. And I just ran out of dateable people in my social circles.

You should be less worried about your dick size and more worried about the fact your porn addiction is so bad that you know the name and dick size of male porn stars.

Lol ok now shove that inside an asian vagina and rapidly pull it in and out.

Even if it doesn't break it can still be tight as fuck

Exactly same here. I'm 7.5x5.5 and legitimately pornstar sized. I didn't realize I was anything special for the longest time until I finally got laid.

>After two and a half decades of thinking it was inadequate.
Jesus Christ, my nigga, just why? Why waste so much goddam time thinking the wrong way when you were 1 click away from knowing the truth?

>but the technique.
Not even. You can have the best technique ever, if your partner feels worried or anxious for any reason of her own, no amount of technique will help. Sex isn't all about a man's responsibility to perform well. Rubbing a clit isn't technically difficult at all, neither is sex. There's no reason to afflict only men with sex fiascos.

Consider:
>weak erections, or absent ones
>loose vagina, dry ones

Only one of these will get the heat if they prevent sexual interactions. Trust me, a loose vagina is hell: you're having sex, yet you feel nothing.

It's actually from a yesterday's thread about his workout routine. I just knew him as 'the bald guy from brazzers', but his youtube channel is surprisingly entertaining and educational.
You're right about the porn addiction though, I'm working on it. Trying to slowly ease myself off of porn and onto erotica.

>I know thats fucking bullshit. You ever take one out and blow it up like a balloon? It the size of a fucking watermelon.
Well, I broke one, so no amount of arguments against the breaking of a condom will convince me. I never said I filled the fucker up with 6 liters of hot jizz. You moron. If it's TIGHT and there's FRICTION, it will break more easily, way more easily. You dense faggot.

>Have you tried? I'm waiting till I lose 10 more kilos and take a few good pictures.
This also. 1 meal a day and I still don't lose much.

You say that but actually most porn stars are only an inch or two above average, besides a handful of outliers that might be 3-4" above average.

You might have a tiny penis and measure yourself in a way that lets you delude yourself.

>tfw you recognise a dick
>is it time to stop

Never even occurred to me to measure. And I think I know why I thought I was smaller- it's porn. In porn you see huge dicks and compare their size to the hand holding it, the female hand. Then you look at your dick and your hand, without ever thinking that your hand is much bigger than a female one.

>tfw never had to buy a condom before
>tfw wouldn't even know which to get

>most porn stars are only an inch or two above average,
Untrue.

>You might have a tiny penis and measure yourself in a way that lets you delude yourself.
OP already posted the facts, you can check it out. You have no idea how small normal cocks are, and we shouldn't say "small", since they're "normal" by definition. You're part of the problem.

I already lost 12kgs in two month. Most of it is probably water weight, but I'm half-way down to my goal.
OMAD is great though, I physically can't eat more than 1800 cals now.

This, and all the optics can twist things quite a lot.

Lens distortion alone can turn a handsome man into a buffoon. That's why nobody looks good with reverse camera on their phone.

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assuming the condoms you're wearing are the correct size and not too small

i swear by skyn large, they're non-latex, made from polyisoprene, and are thin and soft. a little pricey but very good shit, feel great

>Most of it is probably water weight,
>I was filled with 12 liters of water
Water weight isn't that much, though most of yourself is water at some level. 12 kilos in 2 months isn't water at all. Impressive.

Do you feel anything in them? My experience with condoms is: I'm fucking with a glove on and I feel nothing.

Broke one once and I'm not even yuge.
>wow this feels a lot better all of a sudden
>better fuck harder, so it feels better
Good thing she was on birth control and neither of us caught anything

condoms should be snug, not tight. otherwise they could fall off easily

but agreed, condoms are specifically designed not to break. if a condom breaks you've done something wrong like wear it incorrectly or used vaseline as lube

There are sizing charts a Google search away

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they're marketed as 'the closest thing to wearing nothing' and it's legit. worth it imo.

Thrust issues

>welcome to Jow Forums where everyone has monster fat cocks

I hope I can do 10 more by July.

>Durex 'close fit'
>Lifestyles 'snugger fit'

kek

>there couldn't possible be anyone above average! how do I bell curve?
Protip: people who are bigger are more likely to be open about talking about their size, retard.

Insufficient lubrication
They don't break because of dong size

really? I thought 4" was average. This is deeply unsettling

Reminder that 6.4x5" is what women want
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4558040/#!po=0.454545

Read it and weep

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This is the internet shitbird, whether your dick is big or not, no one can verify it. Dicklets can claim monster cocks just as easily as well-endowed bros can. Now you’re going to tell me e-statting isn’t real and that everyone on Jow Forums is 6’3”, natty, have 1800+ totals and are shredded.

Oh, I'm entirely open about my size. Of everything. I'm 5'11", can barely OHP 1/4 pl8 for reps and am very very fat.

This makes me very happy. Thank you, user. I'm a little curved to the left though.

One day that qt aryan/Asian gf your working for will scream in pleasure and her sounds will fill the halls of your home. Keep working hard fren

Based user tried to put his dick through a TP roll

keep coping and telling yourself that anyone who says they have a large cock must be lying.

That's called a TP test for girth and length. If you can't fit through, girth is ok. If you can, but the head sticks out entirely, you're ok length-wise.

I like Magnum Bareskin. I'd rather go bare but it's not an option with my current ladyfriends.

Condoms that are too tight won't be comfortable and will break. Better to go bigger, and roll it down all the way. It won't slide off either.

Vein markings of the girl's dad's dick.
Pre-lubed smelling of his cologne.

Take advantage of what you can.

dont worry about curve user, I've got the downwards dog

What do if 6x6.3inch? Mfw fatso cocko

I have had them break every single time, it just depends on how you fuck and what your cock is like. My cock is slightly above average (18,6cm) but very veiny, slightly bent upwards and uncut wich allowes the condom to slide, it gets tighter at the bottom as I fuck, and it takes me approximatelly three hours of intense poundimg to cum, I never fuck with condoms anymore since i know they all break anyways, even the extra thick extra secure type. And yes, the girls are always wet enough even with lube it breaks

Add two more minutes to regular foreplay.

>slightly above average (18,6cm)
Nigger, you're almost Lexington Steele-sized.

Yep I’m definitely coping and Jow Forums is a hidden treasure of guys with pornstar sized cocks.

Yes, however, in my country 16cm is average, I am two meters tall and somehow the people at my sports club all have big penisses. I also live with three guys and they have like 24 22 amd 20 cm penisses, wich their girlfriends measured for them and i believe them because i have showered with them wtf mane. So in my immidiate surroundings i am below average, people litterally tease me for having a small penis (I am unnafected because girls still like sex with me).

Are you hungarian?

Nope, I'm dutch

I had cum come out the base of s condoms a few days ago. Literally never happened before. Fuck you Trojan.

Ok, I'm cancelling my sex trip to Netherlands, I have nothing to show there with my 17cm.

If you're fucking whores where you need a condom you are weak and wont make it. If you need sex in your life you are nothing more than an animal. It's not hard to find a good girl who doesn't fuck spics and niggers.

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>if a condom breaks you've done something wrong like wear it incorrectly or used vaseline as lube
Did neither, broke.

>if something goes wrong it MUST be your fault because muh just world fallacy

Dude just raw dog it and pull out, it's literally easy as fuck to not get a chick prego

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>width
It's the width of the condom when you flatten it, not the diameter of it when it's full. Buyer beware.

Women really don't give a shit as much as you do. Everyone has a dick, nobody else is you.

>you're ok length-wise.
You're always OK length-wise. Check out how deep the average vagina is. It's below the average length of men. Long dicks aren't fun at all.

>My cock is slightly above average (18,6cm)
>average is 13.12
You're a moron.

Precum is more fertile than cum.