/dhg/ - Dick Health General

Wasted on some penis brainstorming tactic posting nigga

Pathetic, people are going to think that this dick thread is good now because it has replies

those are illegal in EU

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Mate, if you're serious, you should go see a doctor instead of posting in a croatian coconut milking forum.

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didn't i type 'c'u'c'k'? fucking fag mods and their word filters fucking cucks

Are you supposed to wake up with boners everyday? Rarely happens and I’ve been mastebating like once a week and lifting and eating healthy

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So I don't really notice this in porn and I'm not sure if other guys have this but my penis is red on the tip of the urethral opening. It's not an STD or any sort of inflammation, it doesn't itch and it doesn't hurt when I pee, it seems to be entirely superficial. Does anyone else have this?

>autistic virgin

well, morning wood everyday is a sign of being healthy. means your blood flow is good. are you doing cardio?

I thought morning wood was from your bladder pushing on your thyroid or whatever and that's why I have to take 3 minutes to talk it down before I can piss in the mornings

>circumcised at birth
About 20 years later i noticed these scars / strange defects on my dick, right where the foreskin seems to have been chopped off. There are 4 of them, very small, evenly spaced all at the same dick latitude, and sometimes when I squeeze them, white puss will come out. Did I catch an STD or is this circumcision problems?

I have difficulties getting and staying hard when I'm alone with a girl.
Everything is fine until it stops being natural. The moment I start thinking about what I'm doing, it all comes tumbling down.
This probably has to do with the fact that I was a virgin until 6 months ago, and everyone who didn't know thought (and still think) I'm some kind of pussy slayer.
Also I only did it with younger girls, and in my head, I had to do it right (they were 18-19 while I am 23).
The only time it worked was at my house, when I just told myself "fuck it, go" and just switched my brain off.

A little bit but not enough

Layers of irony

Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>dick latitude
kek

Its just a sebaceous gland

I'm a good boy, my mom raised me as one, I just can't behave like a chad in this kind of situation.
>with a girl
>already kinda nervous
>cute handholding and cuddles just like in animus
>"I want you to humiliate me"
>"choke me, insult me, it turns me on"
>panic
>block
Help me

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nah, i sunbath my dick and balls during summer and its great for libido

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Please look up where your thyroid is, if your bladder touches your thyroid, needing to pee is the least of your problems

>phimosis
Fucking kill me

Ok, so how do I cure premature ejaculation? Sometimes I don't have energy for a second round right after cum, and my first cum is always like 2 minutes after start. Only thing that is helping me a little is thinking about some bullshit but I'm not fully enjoying sex when doing it.

fucking nice

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Go to a doctor, have him prescribe you steroidal cream and get stretching. Pic related.
Circumcision a LAST RESORT.
If the doc immediately jumps to circumcision, leave and see a different doctor.
Also, visit r/phimosis.

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>6.5 inch dick
>4.5 girth

help bros

how do I make girls feel good with my needle dick. what positions are best

when i'm about to cum i try to breathe through my stomach. i don't really know how to explain it. kind of breathing and trying to inflate not your chest but your belly.

>angion
why is this shilled so hard here? The first video isn't even a year old--all the guys claiming that jelqing works are saying that only after years, does it work....and this angion worked for people after what, 4 months? 7 months?

6 inch length 4.7 girth here, never had a problem with making girls feel good. Game and not fucking roasties it's all you need

Wow thanks.
>The more you know

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I don't thinks it's being shilled? Maybe it's just because it's the new hot thing and people are getting excited about it. Also it is undeniably safer than jelqing Athough from what I've been reading, very few have actually made permanent gains (and, mind you, it's alway anecdotal evidence). It's supposedly great for your erection quality. I often bring up the AM so anybody who's tried it could us their experiences. I'm thinking about doing it, but the fact that I coud break my dick still scares me.

I can get hard but cant cum when fucking. I got weird fetishes. Any advice or are my sexual interests FUBAR

Erection has a downward curve. Best orgasm I've given a girl was in mating press. Size and girth are average, and unimpressive, though she says she thinks its longer when I'm really aroused or my circulation is good that day. Any hot tips for my shape?

jelqing doesn't make your dick bigger. Having more erections does, every erection you have causes microtruama because theres millions of cells inflating/deflating and its impossible for some of them not to fail causing repair/replacement/reinforcement. Jelqing on the other hand just damages tissues and fucks up bloodflow because it puts too much pressure on the corpus tissue which can't really handle it, spongy tissue is extremely vulnerable to permanent damage when engorged.. yet a lot of desperate self obsessed men will believe in anything though.

I have a big dick but have phismosis, slightly looser now than this pic but since my dick is quite big my foreskin wont stretch over when hard no matter what, do I just get circumsised bros??

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see

Blue board. Based and largepilled tho

Keep stretching dude wtf if you cut it off you’ll regret it insanely. I had a similar thing just keep stretching daily for like 5 mins. Keep pulling down until it goes over

>tfw had to get circumcised because of pinhole phimosis
When I say pinhole, I mean it. I could just about fit the fat end of a needle through the opening. If anyone else is cursed like this, just get cut, stretching doesn't help. But for the rest of you regular phimos fags, don't you dare stop stretching.

guys i jerked it last night and noticed some blood in my cum, has this happened to anyone else? it was pink/red

for reference i did 3 weeks of nofap beforehand

Suse to never have problems with this when I was drinking all the time and using but now that I'm 100% whenever I get a bj I cum in like a minute. In like two or three minutes when Im actually fucking. What the hell happened and how do i last longer now that I'm sober?

>blood in semen
GET OFF FIT AND GO SEE A DOCTOR

Or try again and see if it happens again. If it doesn't, pretend it never happened. If it does, drop everything and see your doctor. Do you really want to take chances with your bepis?

I was about to have my first time today but I couldn't get hard, what the fuck do I do?

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yeah i was gonna try again tonight and see if it happens. im thinking that maybe not ejaculating in a while fucked with me? i edged a few times too so maybe i was too rough. sorry for being too detailed

Can't argue with those digits

Isn't the average size like 4"?

that's normal mate. happens to everyone. how old are you? are gonna try again with the same girl? you should do it again until you feel comfortable and it gets up.

>not ejaculating in a while fucked with me?
Nope. If it happens again. GO TO A DOCTOR

>6.25 length
>4.2 girth

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I cum abnormally fast. Like 5 pumps in. Is there any hope for me boys?

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wait, so the angion method is pushing blood in and out of the penis with the corpus spongiosum and the head? I just do that sometimes because it feels good

18, yeah we've been together for 2 weeks, I still enjoyed the time with her, I really liked dominating her and fingering, but maaaan.
Yeah she wants to fuck again as soon as possible, god help me

No, not ejacing should have zero impact whatsoever in terms of blood. It could be nothing; it could be cancer, you never know. Same for edging; if you're sure it wasn't from the outside (torn skin) there should be no blood.

yeah, i plan to. thanks for the advice user

Anyone else here have trouble maintaining erections? I'm quick to get hard but if there's nothing stimulating my dick, even for a second, I start to lose it. How do I keep it steady?

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>Paid for by sunbathing shills

quit porn, masturbate 2-3 times a week max

Maybe for a toddler

Mirin and jellypilled

I'm 7" and that looks massive.

I was in the same situation. Pinhole as well. Had to get cut at 7. I feel you.

i have the same thing at the base of my dick. what do i do? how can i stretch it?

forgot to say but i have had the rigid band at the tip removed

Foreskin not being able to retract is completely normal at that age.
It usually starts to separate at puberty.
Your circumcision was likely caused by a quack doctor.

It got super infected and I remember going to the doctor multiple times. This was 19 years ago so maybe general consensus has changed since then and it was just the thing to do then. Not American either and it's not super common around here.

>Angion method
I can't claim any gains, but it's definitely helping me get to full mast quicker, which makes it bigger. I've been doing it for about four weeks now.

viagra and trt

still have dick problems

from how it works I wouldn't be surprised if the gains were minimal for anyone who doesn't have some degree of ED, but I would honestly be surprised if it didn't increase vascularity and size of the glans eventually

Lose weight? Be thankful you're big enough to stretch the skin like that?

>New years
>Fuck a turbo slut
>Shes actually taken, shows me a picture of her bf
>BF is pretty much my goalbody for year 2 of training, ottermode super lean, not huge though
>Cheats on him with a dyel autistic faggot like me
>learned a lesson about women and got dick wet
>unfortunately got retarded from being drunk and sleepdeprived and fucked bareback

Getting tested for stds next week. Wish me luck bros.

Are you not concerned about her getting pregnant also?

>7.3in length
>4.7in girth
Please tell me it's possible to gain girth somehow.

Fortunately the thot had one of these

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It's just a mental block. It'll go away next time. If it doesn't get bonerpills, then you get hard once and fuck her and you'll never be nervous again.

A bandaid? I'm not following

On the entrance of her womb, so no sperm will get in

> A contraceptive patch, also known as "the patch", is a transdermal patch applied to the skin that releases synthetic estrogen and progestin hormones to prevent pregnancy. They have been shown to be as effective as the combined oral contraceptive pill with perfect use, and the patch may be more effective in typical use.

i'm not fat, i am thankful, but i want my dick to be fully extended and uninhibited

Sometimes the head of my cock burns if I masturbate after I pee. No other symptoms ever so I dont think it is an STD.
Also I cum fast during sex but whatever

>Angion method
Can I get a quick rundown?

god i just wanna swallow that whole!

Huh, you learn something new everyday. Will keep that in mind.

I did it for a couple of weeks when I was 14 and I permanently gained an inch on my dick. I stopped as soo as I heard it could lead to ED though.

It's like penile massage techniques that force blood into other parts of your dick and cause new blood vessels to form

in addition to erection quality improvements you will get a veiny dick that pulses with your heartbeat

the discoverer of it has gone so far with it that his glans has developed lumps

i had the burning too, was from taking too much zinc, i dont know why. just take less or skip every other day.

I jerk off in the morning and at night and have been doing so for 20 odd years. I usually jerk off in one corner of my sheets and just roll over to a clean side to sleep. I wash my bed sheets when that one corner gets crusty. I suppose I have a healthy dick, not like I use it for much else other than pissing and wanking.

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>I usually jerk off in one corner of my sheets and just roll over to a clean side to sleep. I wash my bed sheets when that one corner gets crusty

Just nut off the side of your bed onto the floor if you're that lazy, jesus christ user. The corner of your bed is probably a petri dish of fungi and bacteria

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ingrown hair cyst

Down curve. Wouldn't be bad if I had a needle dick but I'm kind of girthy. Works well with some women, not so well with others.

Do it, stop being a pussy

Anyone ever get a rash from jerking it?