Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Because I don't want the maintenance right now. It's alot of work to maintain, if you want an actual good gf

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I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there interested in Anons on the other side of the world.

>avoidant
>dislike talking to people most of the time
>dislike maintaining relationships
>not really a social circle or hobbies, I do nothing
>Lazy
>Dislike putting on a persona to talk to people, even when i have sucess i feel sick and like i betrayed myself
>Dislike events with lots of people
>Ardently individualist

Im average looking and i know what to say to get girls and people to like me, its just tiresome and not me. If i cant be myself i dont wanna be someone else, this is going to make my life very hard.

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I don't think my gf wants my problems right now. I need to fix myself before I want someone else in my life.

oh boy, where do i start!
I'm 22 fat, short (5'6) and i'm already balding. People tell me i have beady eyes and make me feel like i'm a creep even tho i've never done anything malicious in my life. College wasn't for me so i dropped out and i've been working at a dead-end job since last year. Let's be honest, if you were a girl you wouldn't date me either i am the epitome of a LOSER. I'd post my pic to show you all how repulsive I am but it's against the rules but believe me, people like me exist out there.

>tiktok
Do NOT reply to this thread

>Anxiety
>Garbage with people
>No interesting hobbies
>Skinny
>Clingy
>Burden

>to lazy to get a haircut
>to lazy to ask a girl out
That's according to other people but I think they're lying though I feel like theres more reasons

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There's been times where girls obviously have a crush on me. For example, im out just walking around campus and I see two girls and one of them blurts out "my friend really likes you!" or "she has a really big crush on you!" while pointing at her friend, embarrassing her. This has happened to me three times, but every time its always with girls that are ugly/fat or just not my type. I've come to the conclusion that im somewhat good-looking but since i dont know how to start a conversation with a random girl that I actually like, i'll probably end up just dating a girl that i dont find attractive.

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Because I am not photogenic and I don't know how to pose for selfies, for tinder, I don't know how else to start dating

Yeah all of those, plus I hate the world

Because I realize that getting a girlfriend is a shit investment.

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Because they are annoying. It's better to be single and have a few fwb's instead.

>Bro the only thing holding you back is yourself.

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>not smart
>Receding hairline at 18 years old.
>white (for my area and age its bad to be white for dating)
>ADD
>asperger's
>acne
>depressed
>socially awkward
>loli obsession

I'll tell you the real reason you don't have one, you're prone to worshipping ugly, cringey whores on the internet. Get that fixed and you'll be golden.

>Don't want to fuck a freshman

Lad, you're gonna wanna kill yourself when you hit 25 for that statement.

>inb4 v&

After years of isolation and feeding my desire for social interaction with anime and vidya i just stopped feeling the need for human contact,now i just need to find contract worck as a freelance programer from time to time,i get all my food delivered and i never had to exit my home.
Im in heaven fagots even got one of those 6k sexdolls the only reason i come to r9k is to laugh at the rest of you

Because I just want a girl with whom I can discuss literature and 80's indie music.

I've had girlfriends - I don't want a girlfriend, I want a soul mate.

samesies. o well

>autism
>agoraphobia
>anxiety
>depression
>socially awkward

Luckily I don't really give a fuck.

/thread origigigigolo

Because I have an intense devil like hatred for women.

I want women to know how much I hate them too. They arent even real people at this point.

Get on fin, get the acne cleared and stop being a faggot.

>Don`t want one at this point

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>Socially awkward
>everyone thinks I'm weird
> Anxiety
>Don't share almost any interests with any girl

user, have you ever read a story called The Fox and the Grapes?

I know that feel, user. Its very saddening.

Hardly Interested. I do get flirted on but i rarely meet a girl who is interesting in the slightest.

lol this

>why dont you have a gf?
because women are shallow inhuman npcs with nothing to offer aside from their roastie cunts

>weird
>slow
>socially inept
>late bloomer
>mentally underdeveloped
>do not excel at anything as long as I know
>don't know any women around
>don't like being around big crowds/companies
>easily ghost people
>shitty self esteem
>too introverted and slow

Oof. user you're missing out on the joy of relationships thinking like that. There's nothing better than cuddling up with your gf after a shitty day and feeling her grip onto your shirt, feeling her relaxed breathing and just talking shit about everything and making each other happy.

Huffed a lot of nitrous when I was younger and now suffering from memory problems.
I live with my parents.
I got permanent dark circles under eyes.
Yellow teeth.
Full head of gray hair.
Autistic hobbies.
I'm religious so nosex before marriage is an instant turnoff to the majority of people.

Because I don't want any useless cunts in my life.

cowardice, and I'm speaking for the majority of anons here

>Never tried, afraid of rejection
>avoid social events or going out
>no longer forced into events by circumstance at this age
>never meet new people out of immediate friend group
>isolate self socially, even amongst friends - often called a hermit
>not friends with any women (only friends of friends)
>socially awkward
>not many hobbies, none that seem interesting to talk about
>can't relate to others well
>little to no confidence
>on shorter to average side height-wise
>have been overweight most life
Not really the case anymore, but I assume it has been part of the problem.
>depressed
>push people away, or moreso keep myself away from people
>afraid of intimacy as cannot understand why anyone would feel that way about myself

>socially awkward
It's the worst thing that can happen to a guy

>fat
>don't know how to talk to people
>don't talk to people
>no money
>massive amounts of self hatred
>weird

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>anxiety and severe nerve problems
>literally 0 friends, ghosted, ignored or blocked all of my past ones
>imposter syndrome, too afraid to talk about my hobbies with anyone in case they know more about them than i do and i don't want to look stupid in comparison
>i am cold and pretty much emotionless by nature
>move often
>isolate myself often so a gf,especially a clingy one would be a fucking burden
>can't keep a conversation going
>people often tell me i am scary and /or creepy
>i talk so little irl i often end up sounding retarded and have a raspy voice when i for example say something at work after being completely quiet for 4-5 hours straight

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>Unkempt appearance
>Socially inept
>No shared interests
>Too afraid to initiate contact

>this whole post

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off NSA stop exposing me

You can have it too, user. The only person holding you back is yourself.

because I liev int he hecking internet my friend
lel

You've truly ascended

>almost 20 years old
>Quit Wendy's job in feb, havent been able to find a new one
>Smoke weed, jerk off, vidya all day
>$4
also just fucking ugly

>Oof

End yourself Reddit

>everything I don't like is reddit
Yikes

im 22. girls my age are used goods already

>fat
>don't talk to people
>no money
>in uni
>massive amounts of self hatred
>not exceptionally smart or interesting

what to do anons?

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>fat
>ugly
Thats literally it.
Im not exaggerating when i say that people rarely have anything bad to say about me and i leave a strong positive impression on everyone i meet.

But im ugly so anything past friendship is an impossibility

>likely autism
>don't share many common interest with people and don't go out much. Boring to them pretty much
>socially retarded
>over-thinker
>anxious
Mostly social shit. If you don't have that, you are fucked outside of some miracle pairing like the faggots who say they got paired up with their gf in class and hit it off in a situation they were forced to talk in or something.

>only topic of conversation is christianity
>schizo
>live with parents
>have seen crazy women at psych wards destroying any positive image of women I stille had

>white
>5'6
>3/10
>poor
>virgin
>5 inch dick

No point in ever trying. No woman will ever find me attractive and even if one of them did, they will be disgusted with me once they know me.

> For example, im out just walking around campus and I see two girls and one of them blurts out "my friend really likes you!" or "she has a really big crush on you!" while pointing at her friend, embarrassing her. This has happened to me three times,

This has never fucking happened to me. Not just on campus, but a girl in general saying they like me. I think you may be better than somewhat good looking m8.

I don't have one because if they don't put out enough for me I'm not interested. They get offended when I get interested in other girls that don't put out for me either even though there is no difference. Either way I'm probably just looking around for ones that are okay with putting out for me. I've already had multiple girlfriends at the same time before they're way more happy than being a single parent to a "furbaby" with a rotating door of dates with other people.

>hate people
>hate myself
that's about it
i don't even blame my ugly looks or mental illness anymore at this point since there are plenty of ugly and/or mentally ill men with gfs, sometimes even pretty qt ones.
I've come full circle and realized that the real redpill is the fact that having a genuinely positive attitude and good personality will make people like and love you, even if you are relatively ugly.

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>Last gf wants to message me literally for hours every day
>Messages me randomly in the night
Fuck that shit. I'd rather find a new gf than deal with that.

how are we supposed to just start being happy user
fuck i want to kill myself

I'm fine with settling if they're okay I get other ones too. Usually the problem is they want to pick which ones and I like their input but they're just awful at it most of the time. They don't think long term. It's just what's convenient. Then they like to turn it around and say I'm a player or something for trying to build a team when they just don't want any team and never build one of their own. They just use people that give them the most. If I offered you a dollar and someone offered one dollar more, every time they're the kind of person that goes for 1 dollar more and has no consideration about what they need to do for that extra dollar. The extra dollar is more important. It doesn't even have to be a dollar. I could offer a dollar and they'll go for the person that offers a dollar and a penny. They complain about being alone after other people build a good thing and realize they didn't do anything with those pennies and just go look for another person offering another penny more than the last one.

Tried once - found out I'm a clingy beta and have zero romantic imagination no matter how fucking hard I try.
Now I have to be at least Jow Forums so girls will look past my autism, so working on that currently

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just be yourself user

you don't need the body of a god to be attractive

right

autism, ideological pre-commitments, inflexibility

Do you have immense feelings toward anyone you care about user? Or do you feel jaded towards everyone?

Sounds like how Im about to end up. Already getting those first gray hairs.

>No Friends
>Unfriendly
>"Boring Hobbies"
>Demonology spooks normies
>No Feelings
>Don't Care
>Not falling for the marriage jew
>Have no licence

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I don't want a girlfriend but if I did, the things that would hinder me are my lack of empathy, no personality and being physically unattractive. I don't need to clarify but I'm going to anyway, my inability to get a girlfriend and no desire to have one are mutually exclusive. I do not toss away the theory that my subconscious has probably deluded me into thinking I don't want a girlfriend.

newfag here. What is fin user

Tell me about demonology.

fuck you and fuck this

This. All this introvert cuck crap is what holds back the rest of ya. At least this man can cone home to gf and both talk shit about lives and laugh about it which leads to bigger emotions

>pajeet
>lives in the west
>not a doctor that makes bank like my kind
>neet
>underweight

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I have absolutely no desire to share my personal life with a new person. I dont trust people really.

>really bad at texting
>recently got out of a long relationship
>sensitive
>don't have any friends that are girls

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It causes major spooks for everyone in my vicinity. Imagine seeing a shadow figure appear on the ceiling and crawl on the walls. Black orbs and human apparitions that you can see with your physical eyes as well as extreme poltergeist activity.

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user you gotta drop everything but vidya. Learn to cope without them and as for vidya slowly start lessening the time you use it but not drop it. It takes time and effort if you want to pull through

I grew up in quite a "stormy" household and took comfort in video games from the age of 8 and from that point onward turned down almost any social / non video game related invitation resulting in limited social abilities in regards to interacting with girls in the way you need to in order to get anywhere past friends.

I get out every so often now because I kinda like it but any moves made by my coworkers in an attempt to get me going after girls with their help, I automatically try my absolute hardest to avoid the situation because I have little to no clue what i'd do, no game.

I don't know how to fix this other than just hoping I might be intoxicated enough to just say "fuck it" and try one time, and be motivated to keep trying after that.

I still live in the stormy household and it's reached it's peak at this point, I've gotten to the point where I don't feel anything for the people around me other than repugnance.

I just want someone I can love and be loved by.

who cares unless youre a virgin user. pussy is pussy as long as theres nothing in it but you and from there you will ascend. if you care that much for tight virgin pussy then go look for a 18yo or freshman. even then not all chicks are virgins keep in mind

If you do not give a shit about her then drop her. If you cared then be like hey bitch I need you to chill tf out with them texts. Tell me gm or gn and text me in between. I do not want someone possesive or clingy in anyway if you wanna make this work

I don't wanna, easy

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>small town
> cuntspiracy.

This. I've gone a step further than this user and actually gave up on all of my social life. I used to be outgoing and social until I realized it's not really me. Now my main source of entertainment is my own hobbies. I still occasionally talk to a few like-minded people and call them friends but I know they're not that.

some chad once told me that girls are incredibly easy to talk to.
but i'm autistic and incapable of holding a conversation so i wouldn't know.

>4/10 face
>balding
>autismal with women (ok with men)
>the whole "hitting and flirting" thing eludes me to the point that I cringe irl when I imagine how I'd perform (it's so bad that I can't even ERP anonymously online)
>studying in compsci and women are like ~20% and all already taken
>all interests (i.e computers, modern history, geography, economics, general low-tier polymathism etc.) are 100% autism you have to put serious time into and I barely find men who care, let alone women
>constant existential dread due to the absence of free will drains my life away
>feel worthless since no redeeming physical qualities whatsoever (other than being 6'2- sorry manlets)
>don't try since I feel like I have nothing to offer in the face/body/excitement department to a woman
If someone tried to kill me, I probably wouldn't struggle.

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>not exceptionally smart or interesting
Way to overrate yourself, you're posting that normalfag tiktok shit in the OP. Your IQ is infinitesimal.

>useless neet
>no ambition
>lazy
>teeth are eternally fucked
pic related

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>overweight
>extremely shy
>somewhat mentally ill

How do I summen a sucubuss?

step 1:be a sexual deviant in life
step 2:die end up in lust
step 3:get tortured for eternity by freezing winds of a unending storm whyle kinda hot but still grotesque demons inflic all kinds of sexual atrocities on you
Congrats now you have all the succubus you will ever need.

Because my first one was insane and completely turned me off women. I know that one cunt doesn't mean they're all bad and I shouldn't let that influence my view towards women, but I can't help it. I never want to risk going through that hell again.