Girl messages me first

>Suicide soon lads
No need for drastic measures! I am a trap but could help you learn how to talk to roasties

If you're not a normalfag why are you even here?
>>>incels.me

>wanting the opinions of the mentally ill
Just give up your holes before quietly retreating into a hole to die alone at 23 when you look like shit

I can be quiet if you like but I prefer talking

Nobody cares sbout your autism specifics just kieep the conversation going and light dude

>Oh, I wish!
did you write these texts specifically to make this thread. jfc OP

>trap
>talking with man voice
No thanks, just let me ravage your holes and make sure you keep your manly moans to a minimum so you don't shatter my illusion.

Those messages aren't even that bad. If a girl's interested in you it doesn't matter what you send so long as it keeps a conversation going and you don't come off as a weirdo.

my voice is female
and you can ravage my holes as long as you want

>trap
>my voice is female
Nani?

>you can ravage my holes as long as you want
Probably only for a couple of minutes, multiple times a day then. I know how to treat you right ;)

hmm, you are an oldfag aren't you?
well cut to the chase, you can drop a discord and check out my voice for yourself

I am but I'm only being playful user plus I don't have discord.

that's ok, most real robots dont but I was curious if you'd recognize me from the old compliment threads

You didn't strike out, OP

Stop replying with long messages and double/triple texting and so on. Just answer her question and maybe add an emoji and seem open in your "texting demeanor." What makes a conversation successful is your ability to let it breathe, leave space for intrigue, etc. etc.

Tl;dr: Just fucking relax!

Post trap body and I'll compliment it.

no the girl (male) compliments you, threads

I also did a lot of fetish fulfillment requests

people who are good at talking to other people do it a lot more than you. Just practice some more you already have people contacting you first so thats a good start. and youre probably under 30 so you still have a shit ton of time left. I believe in you dont give up!

I'll give u a tip
Just image u r a Chad and reply as if u are a Chad
That's all there is to it
She doesn't know ur power level over text, just pretend to b Chad until she's comfortable

This is the opposite of what you should do. This is why you're told to be yourself.

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>2013
I know it was a few years ago but I didn't know it was 5
>been here since 2007 and actually have some sort of life
>Still wasted too much time here

I know these feels. Too much time is passing and it never slows down, it only gets faster.

Stop holding onto psychological time. The older you get, the more despairing you become, this is why time slips through your fingers like sand you try to hold on to. Realize that the current moment is all that matters and do what you can NOW, and look no further than the present action. This will make time operate normally again, because you'll no longer be holding onto expectations for it.

This is unironically good advice although I'm probably just going to use it as an excuse to drink, take drugs, play video games and try to smash girls. Thanks though user.

It's okay to enjoy the moment for whatever it holds so long as you don't try to extend it into the future unnaturally. Anything addictive is throwing your life into a back-and-forth tug of war of emotional satisfaction/depression. Feel free to enjoy some drinks, so long as you're doing what you truly want to do now, and for natural reasons. Good luck.

Chad here,
legit going to help you out.
Give me more context, bro, trust.