What's your excuse for not having a girfriend?

because i'm retarded without a good future op, woman's usually don't like that.
plus i don't have any social contacts since i dropped out of hs, so i'm pretty much fucked.

I wasted my popularity in my youth and now I don't have a single fucking friend and don't speak to anyone.

Talking to girls is legitimately fucking hard. I can never find any common ground and constantly get 1-3 word responses until I'm forced to give up. Work is tiring enough, having to court girls on top of that is going to kill me.

This. Though I actually had a girl from old job interested in me, but shes too young and stupid for me to get around. But it might just be more that I'm helplessly nihilistic

probably because i like shit like this

exactly this except ive never gone up to say hi to a girl

This so much. I have a few friends, but we usually go to the cinema and stuff like that. People sometimes tell me I'm good looking, but I never meet new girls. I don't like most alcoholic drinks, so going out is just an expensive way of drinking cola/ice tea for me. By the time most people get drunk, I get tired and want to go home.
Why couldn't I just be normal and enjoy drinking beer/wine like everyone else

I sometimes see cute girls in the supermarket and such, but I always feel they don't want to talk to a stranger but just get their shit and go home. Wouldn't know what to say either. I have female friends, but we all met through a mutual interest and not at random.

i'm a sperg.
thanks for asking

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After doing my work I just go home to play games and not think about things like social life or relationships. Repeat this step every day.

I managed to go through 4 years of university without talking to a girl that wasn't a tutor or lecturer. I'm now a neet and haven't spoken to anyone that isn't a relative or a cashier in 6 months.

nobody wants a guy that lives with his parents and I don't blame them

i dont know any girls that would be willing to do >pic related with me
like 99% of girls are total subs which sucks since im not dom at all

I got my first of at 24 this year. We've been together for 9 months and I'm still a virgin because I'm too afraid to buy condoms. At least I know what a vagina feels like now.

>I'm still a virgin because I'm too afraid to buy condoms
Nigga what are you doing? Fucking order them online if you have to.

I'm too insecure to fuck anyway.

I'm the same as you except I don't go to uni and only leave the house to work part-time at a memestore. The only people I interact with outside of my parents and sister are my co-workers who are all sociable normies who I have nothing in common with.

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Then how do you know what a vagina feels like? Just stuck your fingers up there for fun sometime?
I hope your gf is asexual then, or she's probably going to find a good dicking somewhere else.

Why would I care about them? I have better things to do, like working out or learning CS, having a girlfriend won't make me money, happiness, healthy

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>never had a girlfriend before.
>socially awkward especially around women.
>don't have a lot of friends or an active social life.
>The few friends I do have constantly make me the butt of every joke and use me as a way to feel power over someone.
>not a 10/10 Chad.
>No confidence.
>rarely interact with women outside of cashiers, wouldn't know how to talk to them casually.
>Don't have any passions.
>Have a shitty personality.
>No fashion or styling sense.
>Not successful.
>Look creepy, "like a school shooter" - actual quote from female.
>Cynical and constantly miserable.
>poor.
>Incredibly shy.
>Fear of being taking advantage of or cheated on.
>misogynistic.
>Weird and edgy sense of humour.
>boring person, no interests and not spontaneous.
>plain looking and bland.
>Don't keep up with normalfag trends so in constantly out of the loop with what's popular.
>Rarely active on social media.
>Not good or interested in any sport.
>Don't work out and too nervous to try.
>Camera shy.
>Zero motivation to do anything, spend most of the day in bed.
>Easily distracted and constantly procrastinating.
>Don't listen to music.
>The few things I am into I know way to much about in such a way that I creep people out.
>I'm simultaneously an asshole and "too nice".
>I'm too quiet.
>Sometimes I "shut down", where I'm talking with a group of people and I just phase out and look at nothing, which is weird.
>It takes a long time for me to know someone before I completely open up to them.
>Don't like clubbing or taking drugs.
>I think I'm just an unlikable person.
>Shit at picking up signals, reading social cues and body language.
>High standards probably.
>Spend most my time here wallowing in self-pity
>I have no knowledge or experience on how to know if a girl likes you or how to ask one out.
>Mouth breather
>No talent, can't play music, can't draw, can't do anything.
>I'm even socially awkward when messaging people online or through text
That's 2000 characters so I'll stop now.

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She really likes when I finger her and asks for it often. I don't want her to return the favor because I'm too shy to just pull out my dick. Doubt I'll get over it.

Can't talk to girls

Im a sperg - basically an emotional retard.

I do get female attention, but I cant tell whether a girl is interested or just wants to be friends.

Easier just to forget about it since reading emotional cues requires a massive amount of effort for a sperg.

Interesting. I've cuddled with a girl before and my dick was practically jumping out of my pants. Can't imagine fingering someone and not wanting to put my dick in there.
But you do you. I hope she stays content like this and doesn't want to get dicked by either you or someone else.

She doesn't find that strange or take offense to it? Whenever I don't cum the girl will always spazz out and blame herself for not being attractive enough or something.

because I wasn't really that into her and I told her I needed a break. She really is perfect for me in every way apart from the fact that she's a skinny blonde girl and I'm more attracted to chubby asian girls. Maybe I'll go back but I can't decide if it's a good decision.

She has a dick, so I guess I'm gay.

Oh don't get me wrong I want to do it but she won't do it without condoms and I'm too shy to just show it to her so she can go buy some.
I think she understands my autism.

>boring, no interests/hobbies not even tv shows or music
>unattractive
>not a lot of money
>not a lot of friends or much of a social life
>manlet
>autistic
>most girls are taken
>phimosis (working on it)
>alcholic
Just to name a few

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I have a lot of things I need to do so I have no time to pay attention to a girlfriend.

You should go buy some to be honest. I never became fully comfortable with it but it does get easier each time. Cashiers give zero fucks because they hate their job and immediately forget about you once you leave the store.

I fuck to many jungle cunts to ever want to settle down and be betrayed by some dumb white cunt.

I'd get them at Walmart because I never go there regularly and no one would recognize me.

>Oh don't get me wrong I want to do it but she won't do it without condoms and I'm too shy to just show it to her so she can go buy some.
Ok wait, so.. you're to shy to even show her your dick, even though you finger her. She never saw you naked out of the shower or anything? Why can't she buy a random pack of condoms if you're too afraid to do it?

I have scars from my bad skin so she's never seen me naked. She tells me that she doesn't know what to buy so she hasn't done it. Maybe she's as nervous as I am. I might just go do it soon

porn addiction, no joke.

I know i wouldnt be happy with dating most women so i'd rather wait for the right one than just date anyone just for the sake of dating

Just get something regular, no fancy tastes/ribs. Maybe with lube if you want. If it's too big or small you can always change it up.
Damn man, you should really be more secure about this. She's your gf for 9 months! Made it further than a lot of guys on here, including me.

I'll try to man up

Just buy them online

The only good gf i had was my best mates sister but i had to end it for obvious reasons

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Ah, great anime. Many laughs were had. Does anyone know if it's getting a 3rd season or should I just rewatch it for the 4th time?

>what's your excuse for not having a girlfriend?
all i want to do is meet a nice cutie femanon, not even worred about her looks so much as her having a cute personality and wanting to be comfy,
reality?
everygirl i meet wants me to pretend to be alpha chad and fulfill her rape fantasy or something equally gross. i'm just not into dominating women choking and hair pulling and all that bullshit. it's a massive turn off. after
i'll stick to my cutie asmr waifus and taiga,

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Waiting for my ex to come back

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>asmr cuties
Good taste user, who are your go to choices? I need some right about now