I'm dating this cute gi-

>I'm dating this cute gi-
*POP*
>I actually have a gi-
*POP POP*
>tfw women aproach me but-
*BANG*
>Hey robors I finally had se-
*BANG BANG BANG*

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Unironically based af

Best post of Jow Forums 2018 right here dudes. Keep popping roasties and LARP'ers for us.

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>tfw women give me signals to talk to them

PLEASE FUCKING SHOOT ME

Pepe doing god's work as usual

>*aims at your head*
*POP*

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I'm a fucking pathetic omega virgin who has never had a hug from a girl. Please put me out of my misery, frogbro.

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I gave a girl a good fucking *dodge* slice of birthday cake.

>has sex
>still feels like shit
>gets shot
>thank you God, now I patiently await the sweet release of death.

>girls talk to me

c'mon i don't have all day

>a drunk girl once asked me to follow to her room, but i panicked and walked away.
i'll just do it myself

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OP is a trannyfag who has been posting this all day long. He hates heterosexual relationships.

>I'm dating this cute gilaki artifact to somewhere in the 300-400 AD range
>I actually have a gif of it, not the webm
>tfw women approach me butane storage shed to steal from it but the police here in scotland don't care
>Hey robors I finally had seven bags of garbage under my computer desk so I threw some out the window

>*POP POP*
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>Bolt action rifle
come on op, get your shit straight

OP has great dexterity thanks to years of non-stop masturbating, allowing him to fire it like a semi-automatic

>literally parties with girls

Sorry user, you know the rules

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Fools, with the power I have gained from having a gf your simple ballistic weaponry cannot harm a level 5 psychic like myself. Kneel and I maybe spare you yet, and those who prove loyal perhaps a gf of your own

Kill them all OP. End their lives.

You are doing Gods work, mate.

We'll force the femoids to hug us....

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Don't kill me user, it was just one girl and she was very nice to me ;_; I doubt I'll ever have sex again

>again
sorry pardner

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based op, based thread

origigigsuckmynuts

I too hate femoids.

I was trying to get over my social anxiety by talking to this girl i sat next to in one of my classes and wed have small conversations before class usually but then one day i mentioned that i had recently dropped acid for the first time and she just said "wow you are crazy" and stopped talking to me
I dont talk to anyone anymore
It was the biggest red pill of a life time for me

Based Behind enemy lines Pepe

Mod this man, and make it a reality

You're doing God's work, user.

Omegakolmerasvahappoja

I second this , redpilled mod material right here

Honestly just put me out frogposter, I fucking hate this shit

anons who have had sex shouldn't even be on this board

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Thanks for killing me

>signals
like what

I have a girlfriend and i can sympathise with you guys, none of you deserve to be ugly and not desirable to almost all females. I hope you'll find someone.

B A S E D
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>and originigger.

I met my girlfriend of three years on this board and the only reason I'm still here is because I don't feel inclined to go anywhere else. Deal with it.

anybody who is even interested in women deserves to suffer. you could have had it all if you gave boys a chance.