/britfeel/

Worst LARP I've ever seen. Ever

there's some desperate fuckers on grindr. some mong just sent me 11 msgs thinking i was someone else near him and offered to pay 50 quid to fuck whoever the guy was

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dying for a fag

Theres plenty in this place for you mate.

bursting for a slash

>I'm just like the fetuses Chuck, I wasn't born yesterday either
got to be one of the best lines in south park ever

Anyone else live in a backwards shithole town that still accepts old fivers? Pretty sick of getting them in my change, lads. It's been well over a year since they were phased out.

Any of you lads like Weezer? youtube.com/watch?v=cdWJV0dDrMk

Yeah
I can really relate to this one: youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0

They're probably my favourite band despite a load of medicore-to-bad albums

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I live in a backwards shithole town but I don't have a fiver to my name

Who else /just got off uni/

ALSO HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT LADS, PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

I'm getting better, been sick all week and had a day off today but feeling much better now

going to work saturday and then grabbing sushi with my best friend and her boyfriend

I'm off to see Slayer tonight then spend the rest of the weekend going through my game and book backlog.

Just chillin, haha

got off college (vehicle repair and maintenance) about an hour ago
weekend will probably just be applying for jobs

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washing my bedsheets for the first time since the start of term

Masters student here. My sister just screwed me out of 95 quid so I'll be staying in, getting drunk and listening to the White Album.

Going to see my nan

I haven't been in uni all this week, i'm just going to sit in the dark and drink alone all weekend.

I am having a burger for tea and then I will get quite drunk
how are you spending the freedom frend?

Eating and reading :^)

moni looked cute at smackdown

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just got so much stuff i need to do
cannot be arsed desu

wait, he actually went?
no fucking way

aye she did. only saw her a couple of times, nice geek chic look going on

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he looks excited to be there

Is that the Stupid Dickhead live cam?

Thought you'd have this one
youtube.com/watch?v=1mxEoA3G9Wg

Takes me right back to my >she's not real days

Holy shit is this just a clever joke?

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he looks like a nigger in this pic

looks like a fucking cave man

im gettin a pizza for tea what kind should i get lads?

Good grief, he really is even more masculine than in the pictures

paki of the dump

stop bullying moni please

Extra brown sausage

Dough with some ketchup and cheese on it.

any other lads applying for a breeding visa to japan?

dont get a pizza, have a salad instead.

Black olives and anchovies, user.

like I have a greater chance of fucking there than I do here.

I like simple ones. Margherita is great imo but it just needs that little bit extra so I normally add some roast chicken as well.

Christ what an absolute mess

So lads I have a conundrum for you
>invited to private event by old best friend from home
>not seen him much since we went to uni in same city but he's the only person who knows about my suicidal tendencies due to drunk texting so he keeps an eye on me
>He is incredibly cool at uni and this event is v exclusive (warehouse party with genuinely good djs)
>every time I go somewhere with him and his cool friends I end up just being a silent sperg in the corner
>considering going and taking pills and making a fool of myself
wat do

Go but don't take pills and make a fool of yourself?

you probably do have a greater chance there tbf

Nah I prefer Chinese girls but it's such a bad place to be that I won't bother

Don't bother going. The kinds of people at those things are always shit-tier. Taking pills is just degenerate and pointless if it's the only way you can function and you're only doing it to impress arseholes you don't even know.

very clever. I wish i had a jap gf. I headbutted a japanese girl before by accident. It was like 5 years ago but still think of it from time to time. We were at a Perfume concert in London, the Perfume girls were speaking in japanese and the girl I was sat next to whom i did not know offered to translate for me. I was in love, she was so cute and wore really tight leather-ish leggings. So hot. We headbbutted because she put her head up to scream in my ear to translate while i was ducking down to let her reach me. ( I was like two heads taller than her) We bumped heads and laughed about it. After the concert ended I was gonna ask her out for a drink but I didnt because im autistic. I just said thanks for translating then turned around and walked away.

i genuinely doubt it, girls are girls they like the same shit at the end of the day.

m8 its 6 o clock and ive had fuck all all day im havin a pizza

>mummy kate will never wrap her legs around my head while i inhale deeply

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you are filling your body with shit, you will get make yourself sick. eat some vegetables.

>I prefer Chinese girls
based
there must be some nice places. I guess you can always take your designated breeding qt back to bongland
aww user, that is very cute. I bet she still remembers that too.
I hope you get another qt one day
across borders things will be a bit different, even if the biology is all the same

Farmhouse pizza with cheesy bites from pizza hut and some cheese triangles

ill eat your ma's ass that plenty of protein

You have no right to say that. I am higher born than some mick mutt like you. England is my homeland by blood.

body without health is body without soul

Chinatown in London is a hot spots for asians.

I went on a hillwalking thing with the local uni and out of 50ish people that went a good 10 of them were asian girls. Didn't speak to any of them because Im shy.

I plan on going to Hong Kong some time. I hope they speak English out there, they should do.

I refuse to believe that the Manchester/Liverpool accent are English, they have to be some sort of Scottish/Irish horror breed.

>how can we preserve the memory of those who died in WW1
>how can we make pakis and blacks give a single shit about the ancestors of the people who they rape and murder

But Moni says that she's white and hates Pakis? That lady is a paki, how can that be her?

I genuinely like the crowd that will be there but I know if I don't take anything I'll either just stand in a corner alone or be to drunk to function. If I'm swedged I might actually connect with somebody (it's very easy to socialise pinging)

>how can we preserve the memory of those who died in WW1
by keeping the country composed of people who care about those who died i.e. whites
>how can we make pakis and blacks give a single shit about the ancestors of the people who they rape and murder
you can't, we're much, much better off without them

whats the cut off point for caring about a war?

To the lad who was gonna listen to the white album, I'd recommend
the mix of rocky raccoon, that one is noticeably better; The happiness is a warm gun demo, cool bit that wasn't put in; Revolution esher demo, halfway between each version; the revolution instrumental demo take 14, that's a great instrumental; The You're so Square and Blue moon "jams" (I wish they had done blue moon for real)

We deserve it for trying to stop the based germans

The glory of Britain's past is eternal.

Nah, moved back home into me sisters while I save up, they want like a grand to move in, fuck that.
What's wrong with asking a simple question? I never asked why they do whatever their Jewish overlords tell them to, I simply asked why they keep on pushing offensive anti white propoganda in an attempt keep racism alive.
It definitely is fucking right lad, news is biased as fuck, every single one.
Didn't manage to get one last night lel

what's a nice short game on steam lads? one I can beat in 10 hours at the maximum?

I started a Fallout 1 character this afternoon, but after a while I just felt a bit overwhelmed at the thought of having a load of different stuff I can explore. normally love that type of game though.

think right now I'd just like a nice linear ride for several hours. don't mind what genre, can be a platformer, action adventure game, fps, whatever

>tfw modern day nazi government to issue me with a QT nazi gf

>granny spend my pocket money on getting me baccy and now i can't get any weed

fucking seething

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Get out Aryan scum. This is an Anglo thread.

The beetles are shite. They are overated degenerates that are largely responsible for the shit society we have today.

when people stop being brought up being told about an ancestor who went through it.

if I ever have children I'll tell em about their great-great-grandad in the somme

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Is it a good policy to unmatch a girl on Tinder if she doesn't reply within 1 hour?

>What's wrong with asking a simple question? I never asked why they do whatever their Jewish overlords tell them to, I simply asked why they keep on pushing offensive anti white propoganda in an attempt keep racism alive.
God I know autists like you irl. When they reply to someone its like they didn't even hear what was said, they just keep soldiering on with their train of thought

Stop using artificial means of meeting women, lad.

>Tfw no Aryan wife and family

The stuff that was put on this one really shows how good Mcartney was
alri I'll take the bait
I mean they probably were degenerates
responsible for "shit society"? Lol. You overestimate the cultural impact of something 50 years ago lad, assuming as you're here you mean promiscuity, drug use
That would have happened regardless of any musicians however popular. Why do you think they became drug users in the first place

Brothers: tale of two sons. It'll take you about 6 hours if you do everything. Best game ever made

Thanks for the tips pal, I've mostly just been listening to the new mix but I domwant to check out the rest. Having listened to the Esher demo bootlegs previously I'm in disbelief at how good they sound.
What year were you born? 2003? Please leave , this is an adult discussion

I need to stop drinking coffee. It really upsets my tummy. Makes me need the loo after one sip.

Well explain why asking them why the keep writing anti white anti brexit anti British stuff is wrong? Are we supposed to just take them at face value and blindly believe everything we're spoon fed?

How do you propose I meet them? If I try to chat up a girl IRL I am at serious risk of being maced.

offt how does a human reply to that? god you have been BFTO by zeus aka the lord of the north

>watching contagion
>gwyneth paltrow dies in the first five mins
goaaaaaaal