>be me
>lift weights
>get stronk
>1300lb total
>get gf
>"my 3D waifu, what do you like most about my body?"
>takes index finger, draws circle around my face
>"that is your money maker user, its what I like most about you"
fucking hell boyos it really is all about the face
pic is me
Nice blog post faggot.
based brap gif poster and trippilled
Eat a cock faggot
sorry bud mine's accounted for
>1300lb total
LOL she called you small.
She's right. You're a handsome and that can let you get away with being fat.
>What do you like most about my body?
>Gf grabs butt
>Yeah, just got back from.my workout
>Gf grabs butt to check
What did she mean by this?
exactly.
She wants to peg you fgt, it’s 2019, empower her to fucc your boipussi like a real man
Don't get me wrong I'd still suck the butter out of your dick user.
>Nothing but smiles
>there’s THIS MANY new fags on /fit
ayyyy
>sample size = 1
>sweeping generalizations
>he thinks its just me
thats adorable
nice digits but gay shit user that bitch is ugly
Hey I don't know if you heard of this before but there are people out there who are NOT pencil dicked STEM nerds whose primary interaction with life is via scientific studies and associated jargon. Shocking, I know!
>berating STEM
what do you expect, you're fat
His noodle arms are like 14 inches lol
Don't get me wrong, I have a terminal degree in a highly sought after STEM field, but not everyone is a diehard who can't leave that shit at work. Put the studies down and enjoy your life.
says the incel
16.5in bucko
check out the quads though (i know you have, because you probably cant take your eyes off my fuckin bulge)
too bad you look like justin bieber's inbred cousin
lmao, nice work faggot
said the incel
post face