You are given the magical power of polymorphing

>you are given the magical power of polymorphing
What do you do with this power?

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Kill john connor

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Polymorph into a cute girl and let Chads fuck my actual pussy raw,

>user gets the power to transform himself or others into anything he wants
>immediately uses it to become a slut

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Polymorph into every girl i want to fucks BF

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I become an immortal aryan dragon god and dab on the niggers

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Get people I hate arrested by turning into a prepubescent girl and accusing them of rape.

>turn into cute girl
>get dudes on the internet to give me money for posting pics/videos of my feet

Women act like they have it so hard, they could make bank at any time with mundane shit like this

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First this, then probably go back to a boy but a sissy this time, then become real life futa for lots of money.

Become a girl, fucking duh???

Why not just transform all the chads into girls?

Why would I give a shit about Chad? Envy? That's for non-transforming normies, or as I like to call them, nontransformies.

Why would you want to be a girl though?

To brag about it on the internet, of course.
I'd like to be cute and becoming strong is always available so I don't have to choose

i would do what many other sensible anons in this thread are saying: and that is transform myself into a female.

Start polymorphing a lot of pocket change into gold bars famalam. :^)

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Become the slipperiest gold thief in the world.
Also turn as many people I can into catgirls

Jack off, change genders, become pregnant, have a child.

no more need for a roastie

>polymorph into Tim Cook
>kill Tim
>become the CEO of Apple
>turn Apple into a decent company
>start selling cheaper and better products
>wait for any kind of microsoft product and make a cheaper and better version of it
>convince other executives and developers to dish out safari and replace it with a custom firefox fork
>convince developers to skim out the bad remains of system 7-9 on OSX
>kill Windows
>destroy Microsoft for good

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>polymorph into Chad
>polymorph actual Chad into a condom
>fuck his girlfriend wearing Chad

never pay for a haircut again

man, sometimes it takes passing sminem through a meme filter to fully understand just how easy mode females have it

and also change iOS
SUCH A SHIT OPERATIONAL SYSTEM

make all females on earth 2' tall or shorter
there is no longer any reason for any girl to dismiss any man for being shorter than chad

even the most manlet of manlets will be twice a girls height

you're welcome

Switch between being a chad and a cute girl. totally abuse my powers if there is someone I don't like or want to make a tranny feel happy

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Become a cute gurl and masturbate all day

Become a goldfish and forget I have the power of polymorphism

Turn my pet frog into a cute monstergirl. Also turn my arms into various tools at will so i dont need to waste money at jew depot.

Turn into a lion and go on a trip to Ruokolahti.

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Why not just make all males the same height?