What is your greatest desire, Robots?

god damn i know this feel, it's literally the worst... too autistic to fit in the the normies too normie to fit in with the autists. I have literally no one to relate to. I met one girl and we got along and started a relationship but she turned out to be too crazy and I had to break up with her.

A fren

>can get a job without coming off as too autistic at the interview
>can't make friends at work because I'm too autistic to talk to people

It never ends.

To stop living a mundane life and have someone to go home to who I can put me penis inside

Having someone like that would honestly make the mundaness worth it

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why do you think that? walking the line is great

Because I want to fit in. Either be full on NPC or a mega autist. Neither group wants me

A girlfriend that will cut herself with me

based and redpilled
I want frens too

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>neither group wants me
why do you think so? I'm the same and both groups want me

Because the normies call me weird and depressed and the robots call me a normie cuck

I wish love was real

To be a 10/10 great looking chad.

When you have that, everything else in your life is so much easier.

That sucks, normies know I am depressed but I have a great sense of humor. What hobbies do you have? You can get to know people who might like you through some hobbies

To become a deity with power ranging from changing the colour of a piece of dust to casually creating multiverses.

Sounds really dumb but I want to lie down on the sun-warmed grass of a small hill in the countryside and stare at the deep blue sky and the small white clouds as the sun shines down onto me. I just want to lie there and feel the warmth of the ground and grass and the sun on me and feel a cool breeze against my skin while I just stare upwards, thinking about nothing. Really fucking dumb I know but I did this once as a kid and it was absolutely pure bliss. I just want to feel that feeling forever and fade into the void. Coming in second would probably be being loved and feeling deep affection from a beautiful woman but that greatly pales in comparison to the former.

Hey man from fellow robot, try the app Wakie. Give it a go. In a few months it's the most human contact I've had in 10 years

Death. Freedom from this mortal plane. To escape into eternal nothingness.

will do, thanks user, any tips for talking to people on it or finding people and how to use the app properly?

stopping having crisis about how little time i got to live

Unironically this. Everything would be better if life ended.

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I want to love, authentically

I want to live deep in the woods or on top of some isolated hill or mountain in a small old house so I can be surrounded by nature all the time and feel close to God.

That's really good, user. I have either college led work everyday of the week and I don't get the opportunity to do things like that anymore, so anytime I can bask in nature I feel so blessed and at ease. It's a wonderful feeling to warm yourself in the sun.

Sure I will bite.

A girlfriend who is actually a real partner. She listens, she lets me speak my mind and feel safe and comfortable. She lets me do the things I like to do and doesnt mind sometimes wearing things I would like to see her in.

Someone who will talk to me instead of just posting it on Instagram. Someone I dont have to fucking baby sit. I just want -that girl- ya know? It is what I have been wanting and searching for but recently fell off looking. Kinda gave up but its pathetically my reason for living.

I do lots for myself I just wish I had -her- with me.

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Jesus Christ why would you post such a thing

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I want to play in the house band at the restaurant at the end of the universe. I think that playing some dance numbers while watching creation implode every night would give me some perspective.

My greatest desire? Hmmm, I suppose my greatest desire is to be the best person I can possibly be. I don't want to be lazy, I want to be someone who can appreciate and see the value of hard work. I want to be someone with the will to achieve his goals, not some idle and sedentary milksop who's whole routine is just attending class and sleeping at home all day. I want to be able to bring something to the table, to be creative. I want to be able to actually give a fuck. But alas, these are only dreams. The harsh truth of my being is I'm a small, ugly man with no ambitions and no willpower. I just wish I didn't have to be this way, and god knows I've tried not to. I'm just so tired at this point of this hellish existence. I'd say even pity is too good for me at this point. I hate myself.

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That this guy gets in a car crash

if i could go back in time and prevent my own birth that'd be swell

A straight, submissive male who loves me Unconditionally and is willing to post contact

f kids I guess. I'm pedo ... need to rope soon I guess.

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ha, same .... fuck this gay life

To make the world better in a way that people will remember me for

I want to die.
No matter what shit i experience, it's all fleeting.
Living in the moment just doesn't cut it anymore.
In the great scheme of thing life is pretty pathetic and worthless, only subdivine beings such as the average human will try to fight death, like a good animal, we aren't that different than a beast in the wild, green jungle full of trees, gray jungle full of concrete.
I take great solace knowing that no matter what is my decision, whether i kill myself or not, death will set me free.
Fuck conflicts, fuck endless competition, fuck the good and the evil.

To love God and keep his commandments.

oh god, there is so many middle eastern people, I wish there was a region lock

Gf who is compatible with me and who is willing to be together for the rest of our lives out of love

I wanna this thing become real. I wanna hug this thing. I wanna hug scp 173. I also hope it snap my head while I hugging him tightly.

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I want Cocoa Hoto to be real and love me as much as I love her, share the rest of my life with her without caring about aything else

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I wish I could change my personality so I wouldn't feel disconnected from humanity.
As I am I know I won't get friends or a gf. I'm pretty sure I don't actually like anything or find anything funny but years of mimicry convinced me I was normal.

To have a best friend again who loves and understands me as much as I do them.

I'm just so very, very, very tired.

I just want to be done with all of this.

But I can't, because my cats still need me.

pic related plus me already settled in my career.

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I want to find a cute girl, preferably one who's more countryish, and just live in an average sized house with a ton of acreage near some wetlands where I can keep ducks and geese and go outside to see all the turtles and frogs and other wildlife. I can make some money selling live poultry and eggs and what not. Literally all I desire.

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I want to be free. Why did I have to forfeit everything I loved just to survive? This is just too cruel.

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just kill the cats dude ...

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To have a partner I am so intimately connected with we understand eachother completely, and I can devote myself to her happiness amd pleasure.
Naturally living out every fetish and sexual fantasy between us as well, like two passionate creatures blinded by love.

just wanna make sweet tunes and not have to speak to a soul

A loving wife, 4 kids, 2 goats, and a fulfilling job that takes up no more than 30 hours a week.

A life together with Dr.Wife filled with many impregnations and children

The world , i want to control the world .

A world without Jews.

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A black cock to fuck my beautiful white wife

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My life is going pretty well other than the no girlfriend thing, so that I guess.

I have a lot of work to do before I'll feel deserving of one though.

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My desire is freedom from evil.

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To get a second chance with the girl that used to be head over heels for me. After I fucked up I've slowly descended into becoming a shut in. The only thing that gets me out of the house is taking my dog for a walk, and I hardly ever see my friends. I think everything would be different if I just had something to live for.

That lack of trigger discipline. Not wife material. Please revise and resubmit.

>muh trigger discipline when I know my gun is unloaded or safety is on
Tired of this boomer meme.

To inspire terror in the enemies of the world proletariat.

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I'd be more concerned with her willingness to pose for slutty pictures that will be distributed online. Trigger discipline is important too, though.