*spits on your burger*

>*spits on your burger*
>"fack you!"

Attached: 1541732970508.jpg (1050x1500, 210K)

>shoot several ropes of cum on their aprons, legs and shoes.
>run away without making eye contact

Attached: 1538095167377.jpg (700x473, 46K)

Implying thats even a bad thing. It makes it even better.

For free? Thanks.

Attached: 611230F2-2AF1-4228-AF10-6176A14B6B2B.jpg (1202x1205, 889K)

>>*spits on your burger*
Holy shit I'm gonna be a regular here

Oh no, I hope they didn't pee in it too.

Imagine typing that

Attached: DbpG7pZVMAAA8de.jpg (396x263, 13K)

>but that's kind of gross!
>get boner
>actually it's kind of hot
>maybe you could pee in my coke too?
>boner to LVL 11

Attached: 337.gif (497x501, 133K)

I'm going to report this to the manager.

Me Chinese, me play joke

>>*spits on your burger*
finally, someone that knows how to properly condiment a burger

Pls giv cheeseburger back miss

Imagine the taste of her salvia. Imagine the taste of Chad's cum she drank last night after going out for meat lovers pizza with him. That rancid cum went into her mouth and now it's on your burger and soon in you. And that's a good thin.

Attached: 1541712020963.jpg (425x424, 45K)

Why'd they spit on my burger?

Because you aren't (originally) chad

Kill yourself my man

dd

Ok you took it to far man

Attached: 8D7E1CBD-685E-4115-AC98-5162F2F9CE85.jpg (409x409, 97K)

I would like to speak with your manager

Attached: 1541378251683.jpg (200x200, 12K)

>Talks to the manager
>Gets another burger from competent staff
>She is fired

Based and redpilled. Who wouldn't want the sweet taste of their mouth fluids on his burger for FREE?

Degenerates

Oh fuck you leatherman.

>Imagine the taste of her salvia

Attached: 1537581731220.jpg (549x558, 127K)

>"fack you!"
GO ON INGURLAND SKOR SUM FAKKIN GOALZ

clothes line the two and stomp their fucking faces in

Attached: thedarklord.jpg (400x497, 132K)

>vault over the restaurant counter and stab her eye with my thumb while holding her head against the wall with my other hand

Luka is a girl in the only ending I consider canon.