>*spits on your burger*
>"fack you!"
*spits on your burger*
>shoot several ropes of cum on their aprons, legs and shoes.
>run away without making eye contact
Implying thats even a bad thing. It makes it even better.
For free? Thanks.
>>*spits on your burger*
Holy shit I'm gonna be a regular here
Oh no, I hope they didn't pee in it too.
Imagine typing that
>but that's kind of gross!
>get boner
>actually it's kind of hot
>maybe you could pee in my coke too?
>boner to LVL 11
I'm going to report this to the manager.
Me Chinese, me play joke
>>*spits on your burger*
finally, someone that knows how to properly condiment a burger
Pls giv cheeseburger back miss
Imagine the taste of her salvia. Imagine the taste of Chad's cum she drank last night after going out for meat lovers pizza with him. That rancid cum went into her mouth and now it's on your burger and soon in you. And that's a good thin.
Why'd they spit on my burger?
Because you aren't (originally) chad
Kill yourself my man
dd
Ok you took it to far man
I would like to speak with your manager
>Talks to the manager
>Gets another burger from competent staff
>She is fired
Based and redpilled. Who wouldn't want the sweet taste of their mouth fluids on his burger for FREE?
Degenerates
Oh fuck you leatherman.
>Imagine the taste of her salvia
>"fack you!"
GO ON INGURLAND SKOR SUM FAKKIN GOALZ
clothes line the two and stomp their fucking faces in
>vault over the restaurant counter and stab her eye with my thumb while holding her head against the wall with my other hand
Luka is a girl in the only ending I consider canon.