Tfw your fetish is just niche enough to be weird but vanilla enough that other fetishists think you're a normie

Wolf girls are kino, you have good tastes

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Watersports, but only insofar as a man pissing on a woman. The other way around is disgusting to me.

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I want to step on my friend's face
but I cannot

>armpits
>big tits
>ass-eating giving, you fucking faggots
>sweat
>hairy girls
>piss
>love
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck woo

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Nothing crazy, just Floor tiles.

Do you know how hard it is to find a guy that doesn't care you don't shave?
I do it as rarely as possible.

That's called snowballing m8

only if they share it

If I have to shave my beard every 6 hours, and my back and chest every other day, my gf can shave her legs once a week.

Preggos, it strikes me as pretty odd that I have to go to /d/ to enjoy something that's a normal part of human reproduction.

POV with attractive 18-35 year old women

>necrophilia
>School shooters

Help.

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Noone is telling you to shave your chest and back 3-4 times a week you dumb twink.

Farting. Also,
>Inb4 religion-fag signs in

Fondling tits without lactation (especially with vaginal), sumata, and imminent sex and/or teasing (or pretty much every other sexual activity involving a cock near a vagina without penetration).

A loving gf leg locking me as I creampie her.

Oh and I forgot teens fucking, as in both a young good looking boy and a young hot woman, not a young woman and an older dude.

Spanking. Maid uniform. School uniform. Being a bull.

Facefucking and swallowing cum.

Farting is underrated

Secretly making women fatter. God knows why, but the idea of it gets me hard. I wish it didnt

there was an episode of malcolm in the middle where hal is doing this to lois, maybe you picked it up from there

My fetish is getting my hair aggressively pulled while I eat the poosi

feet and choking.

originally

>not making this thread without telling me what yours is
you want to know how I know you're a faggot?

>tfw your fetish is just niche enough to be weird but vanilla enough that other fetishists think you're a normie
You mean kinks right?
If it is, traps, rape play and knife play

what about choking with feet

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>gore, both real and illustrated
>extreme sadism
>physical domination
>degradation (giving)
>snuff
>necrophilia

Hard to find good stuff these days.

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Loli, naizuri and musclethicc get me off the most. Everything outside of it depends on the artist's ability to create an arousing image and tick some subliminal triggers.

>25yo and still fap to normie core

Who else?

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Thicc(not fat) girls with stinky, sweaty, hairy armpits and mommy personalities.

Impregnation, leglock, kissing, hand holding.

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This intimacy is the best

old men who are nice to me

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Femdom hypnosis. I am weird.

I always found the things that turn me on the most are like characters in hentai losing control/their minds and completely dissolving in pleasure something thats not really possible in real life maybe you can get close with drugs but eh.

I dont think i have any particular fetishes otherwise, fapped to most things

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I have dabbled in this stuff too giving up control is very freeing some aspects of femdom are just disgusting to me like findom. I guess i cant relate to it because money has never been a focus in my life.

Cum play, paizuri, collars, spanking(hands), hand holding, impregnation, various roleplays (petplay, character play, rapeplay).
>vanillafags think youre too extreme and degenerate
>kinksters think you're too vanilla and boring

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Flat chested girls is the only fetish I have and it's ruining my life.
All of my former gfs had flat chests and I can't be together with someone that has tits, I don't get a boner from them

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>gfs
fuck off unironically

>armpits
>feet
>hairy pussy or armpits (only on cute girls)
>pale girls with big tits
>sweaty girls
>piss
>girl leglocking me while I eat her out
>love, cuddling and holding hands

Not sure what I would call it, I guess I have a stockholm syndrome fetish. I want to be kidnapped by someone and held against my will until I'm mentally broken and have given up on ever escaping.The stuff I'd want them to do to me are really vanilla though.

It's a really hard fetish to find content for, since it's pretty niche and the quality of the writing matters a lot. It's also not something I could ever experience in real life.

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>could never experience
Depends. Are you a girl, mentally ill or a guy?

I'm a boy and extremely mentally ill.

Elf I can't find enough of it so I have to settle for human barbarians

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Toilet paper stuck to vaginas.

the idea of turning my boyfriend into a usless helpless pile of fat turns me on. I just want to use him as my mattress and cuddle him.

Hypnosis. I'm afraid to bring it up with my girls because whenever I have mentioned it they get mad and look at me weird when I say I want to hypnotize them.

//i think thats called a yandere

Intimacy, man.
All that mommy shit I'm down with, hell even that ddlg shit, I just need intimacy.

Inb4 family issues

As a great singer once said, "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"

Cheating pussy

Hypnosis
Omorashi

>giantess
God, why was I cursed with normalcy

Romantic lovemaking, also impregnation

>school shooters
same. also are you into fucking dead bodies or having someone fuck your dead body? cause i'm into the latter.

I haven't shaved my beard since July. Too bad it grows slow and I'm blond, so it always looks like it's just 3 weeks in.

My mom still makes my haircut appointments happen for me (20, Asperger's) and where we moved to the only men's barber is this Chinese dude. My hair is REALLY thick, so it takes forever to cut off an inch. Last time I was there he was finishing up after 45 minutes of cutting and I said I wanted another inch off. Wasn't trying to be rude, but the dude is used to metric so of course he didn't cut enough off. The second time he finishes, he asks if I want him to "blend beard". I said "sure". He takes a size 3 electric clipper and takes two inches off of my beard on one side, all before I can clarify that I absolutely did NOT mean that. I was hoping to grow a wizard beard during college, but dumb shit like that always sets me back. Seeing the same dude in 2.5 hours. Wish me luck lads.

Basically, if you aren't lying out of your ass, grow your damn beard if you want to. Otherwise quit your bitching. Beards are cool and they feel nice if you actually bathe. Don't get pussy-whipped or pressured into shaving if you don't like to. Fag.

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I'm 20 as well, my parents still have to push me to get a haircut. I just can't be fucked.

Yeah. Farts make me cum.

yeah mama

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I remember that nigga, what a thread.

armpit and body worship
I can't find any straight shit for it that isn't anime trash or furry

Trying glory hole and having sex with a virgin guy would be nice

>vore (same size, giantess/giant, & recently I've been orgasming to snakes eating naked women. I like soft vore and fatal vore, digestion is great.)
>giantesses (I really want a giantess to pick me up and dress me up in clothes, and play with me like I'm a doll. I think it'd be so hot to live as a giantess' doll, in a dollhouse in her bedroom. Naturally, she would also use me for sexual things. I would like to be used for vaginal insertion, my whole body. I also think it would be fun if she would tie me to a string then swallow me and keep me in her tummy while she masturbates, then pull me out and pet me tenderly and lick my clitoris and make me orgasm as well.)
>fat guys
>vomit
>overeating
>stomach noises
.>limb detachment (without gore. like a headless woman, etc.)
>the idea of being a pet
>latex and skin tight clothing on shapely, soft bodies

I somehow think my aspergers has contributed to my bizarre turn ons.

Gentledom is top tier

impregnation is hella underrated

I only like stockings in 2d

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How does one develop a fucked up fetish? I've been exposed to the darkest shit on the internet but I still jack off to vanilla stuff on /s/.

I was into trannys/shemales/traps/cute boys years ago. Now that it's normalized it's barely even considered a fetish. Seriously I was beating it to the dick girl section of Aeris Dies ten years ago.

>sex with a virgin guy
Great taste. Either we're both virgins having sex for the first time, or I'm not and I get to show him the ropes.

My creepiest fetish has to be the one where a girl lets me dress and undress her in different clothing, maybe even let me give her a bath in between. I think it also ties in to my fetish for clothing.

I'm addicted to lesbian foot fucking.

Well, I sure am glad that so far I haven't had a need to think about what "other fetishists" think of me.

Same here fella, been jerking off to shemales/traps/futanari since I was 14

I like granny, is it a fetish

Gender bender
After a while, you've seen most weird shit that's on offer and it becomes dull, so you just go back to normal stuff.

Didn't think trampling was a real fetish outside of porn

I like to have my head be stepped on while i masturbate with my face forced to the side

Discord m8?

to each his own. i like bof

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normie

muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>niche enough to be weird
>vanilla enough that other fetishists think you're a normie
Dude, my fetish is parasites. I used to keep a tank of leeches and let them feed off me. Everyone considers me a weirdo.

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I'd avoid Finland if I were you.

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I'm more like the one who would like to tease him and show him the pleasure of sex

Missionary mating position balls deep

>tfw your fetish is to marry a virgin, raise multiple children with her, go to church with them every week, and grow old together while living on a little house in the countryside
>get born in 1995

>weird

Porn is mainstream now. The only "weird" people are the ones who don't look at it.

>long hair on masculine guys
>fat, hairy men/bears
>both of the above combined with eachother
>monsters + furries
>and by extension fursuits
>macro/micro
>crossdressing
>mild bdsm
>soft -> hard/flaccid play
and a bunch of others

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straight shota x mommy gf

choking and pressure on my foot/feet