Wojack's Bar

I made out with my friend (female) the other night. We were both drinking. She got completely trashed and doesn't remember anything. I also drank, but not nearly as much and I can still remember the entire night just fine. Does it make me a shitty person for kissing her?

no no no she's not a trap just asian

wtf! this bar sucks!

get the fuck out of here. this is WOJACK'S bar, not "ksised a girl"'s bar. fuck you *pees all over your face and throws you out into a puddle of piss. a car drives by and splashes the pee right all over your girl kissing lips. enjoy the pee lips now, asshole*

oh. well what do you like about her if not for her honkers?

i'm trying my best :(

I don't know, and I don't think there is anything I can do that can make me feel any kind of joy or happines. I was lonely most of my life, kissless for 18 years, virgin for 26, and now:

>have gf
>4 fuckbuddies, one has a bf and another one is engaged and literally pays me and buys me stuff to fuck her
>"date" another 3 girls

I am also a physician, money is good, exercise, have hobbies...
And I am still miserable, life has no meaning and everything sucks.

Just give me anything to drink, it won't make any difference either.

hey there bojack! I never really come around but i've heard a lot of good things. Ya mind giving me whatever the customer favorite is? Had a long day at work.

hmmm, sounds like you have it rough bud. might i suggest a spot of pee? we have plenty of piping hot pee on tap. i can shot some down you're throat and then unsheath my katana and slice your fucking sex-having head off. your trash. get out of my board. i don't want ANY sex-havers here. you know what? yiou don't even DESERVE pee. instead you get this *gives you the MIDDLE finger*. take that, chad. heh.

i've talked to her for the past almost year (will be in 1 day) and i've gotten to like her a lot. i think she has a pretty face, but that may have come after liking her personality first, i don't really know. i just hope i can meet her

So Frog & Feels got new ownership?

yeah, we're a highly rated and esteemed bar 'round these parts of the intarwebs. heh, long day huh? i got just the thing for you mate. *tosses you a beer* just got this shipment of draft in. good stuff. let's crack open a couple hot ones together :)

is she your twitch waifu then? i'm confused as to the nature of y'all's relationship

Hey ugys I'm a big dork XD

she's not a twitch waifu, i just talk to her on a messaging website. one-on-one thing not a streaming site

Yeah hello wojak can i pls hab hwhiskey thank you wojak.

Oh hey, buddy. Good to see you again.

Her name was Jazmin btw. Cute black girl, stopped replying to me but keeps liking all my shit. I think I should leave it be for now.

Also could I get a liquid marijuana (the shot, no marijuana involved)

I think this is the wrong bar, dude. Frog & Feels is comfy and the bartender likes talking about peoples problems. This guy just likes urinating/defecating on people

Think it might be one of those fetish barsz

We've always been Wojack's Bar. Don't call us that other name ever again, please.

are you guys bf/gf or do you just have a crush on her >~<

can you please learn how to fucking speak english proberly before coming to my establishment? but for your efforts you get some peepee :) *pisses ALL over your galss so it spills out and onto your shirt and pants*

we do not sell the devil's lettuce here, go to one of them commie state's if you want that shit. also sounds like you got friendzoned bro, it's okay, my urine will warm your belly *pees*

only a crush on her, but she does like me back so that's a nice feel
still i don't know that i should take it further since she's into women as well

*brushes up against you and farts. a little bit of watery poo comes out and gets on your pants*

Hey there friend, watch where you're going!

I think gin is a good drink to go with tfw no gf.

Please make it a double barkeep.

I fuckin KNEW it was one of them fetish bars man, Frog N Feels is like a classy place.

Learn your fuckin drinks next time jackass, I wanna...I wanna one of these

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stop being a coward and tell her how you feel. you got this, your friend Wojack believes in you!

a double, eh? right on it laddie *pees AND poops in your glass. the poop turns liquid and begins firing out all over the counter.* enjoy!

she knows how i feel, and i know how she does man. i just dont know if i should pursue a relationship because of the bisexual aspect. she has told me she likes women more than men sexually, but she does like me. does it matter? why does it bother me Wojack

Good evening sir!

It seems that we have been having strange reports of this place submitted to the Dept of Health and Safety recently about your establishment. I have been sent here to do a routine inspection of the premises. My name is Tyrone and here is my credentials certifying me as a health inspector. Don't mind me, I shall only be a moment!

After completing my inspection, here is a copy of the violations I have seen:
>rampant urine on bar and floor behind bar (PHC 563.9 v 199)
>used onaholes in employee break area violation of code (S453.12.445 v 1)
>a pot of what appears to be liquid feces masquerading as chili. (note the feces were also at improper holding temp of 135 degrees) Picture included for city records
>A bottle of vodka was simply watered down urine.
>There was no paper towel in the men's restroom
>Raw meat was stored above vegetables in the fridge. Meat was labeled "Stacy's Roast Beef"

Due to the sheer amount code violations, I am afraid I will have to immediately shut down this establishment and bar any further openings of Wojack's Bar. I am also forwarding the loli porn I found by the register to the proper authorities

Have a nice Day sir!

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R9k is my favorite echo chamber.

me too hahaha where's the bartender in this place, can't a man get service

can't we get some side "snacks" ? (Pic Related)

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I call her cavs, we have been daiting fo 3 years, but she never tells me that she loves me, unless I ask her if she does of it it's an special ocassion like my BD.

I feel like shit right now.

It's the Frogs and Feels Tavern you fucking tourist

I'll have a Manhattan

I don't even know her name Wojack. I only see her in Uni and I only go there just to see her face... I have talked to her once or twice, but Im too much of a pussy to ask her anything more personal... Plus she is with her girl best friend half of the time, so I don't really approach her as much... I have hope though..

Can I have some cognac please?

>female
asked out for dinner
literally responds with maybe
>wtf she is so confusing, cold and cruel
>too much for even a freaky masochist like me to handle

Oh her? Don't worry about that, it wasn't meant to be.

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I'm in an unfulfilling relationship. How do I find someone new?